Baby and Bump Obsession Burgers, bumps, and breasts As you know, I hate BumpWatch. Unless it’s Angelina Jolie, I don’t give a sh-t if a celebrity is pregnant. Also... it’s a terribly inaccurate smut source. Someone wears a loose dress, someone decided not to starve and actually have some lunch, all of a sudden she’ By Lainey • Apr 22, 2010 11:23 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Pitts 2 and 4 out for ice cream Pax and The Chosen One were photographed out with their grandparents today on an ice cream errand. Not sure where Pitts 1 and 3 were at. Maybe Miss Zahara couldn't be bothered to leave the house today. Sometimes a baby bitchface just wants to be left alone, you By Lainey • Apr 19, 2010 10:01 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Brange kids personality See, if they came out at this age, like around 4 years old, and weren’t so f-ckin’ needy with the wanting and the screaming, I’d be more inclined to think about thinking about whether or not to have kids. But goddamn the first few years are a pain By Lainey • Apr 16, 2010 09:34 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Naomi doubles at Cannes As noted earlier, the Cannes line-up was released today and includes two films featuring Naomi Watts. She is the headliner in Woody Allen’s latest You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger with Anthony Hopkins, Josh Brolin, Freida Pinto, Antonia Banderas, and more and she stars as Valerie Plame opposite By Lainey • Apr 15, 2010 10:00 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Frozen Yoghurt for Granny Freeze She and Keith Urban were photographed out for froyo yesterday with Sunday Rose in Studio City. Gran is currently shooting Just Go With It with Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston. Weird, non? Of course Nicole would never, ever be living in Hollywood it not for the work. What? Of course By Lainey • Apr 15, 2010 05:59 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Babies & Manolos Oh well now this is convenient. Sarah Jessica Parker was out with her twin(s) today in New York. Two different sets of photos, two differently dressed babies, and one Manolo Blahnik shopping bag. Guess who loves Manolo Blahnik? Of course. Carrie Bradshaw. Get what movie is coming out soon? By Lainey • Apr 14, 2010 09:44 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Angie’s dressing gown You know, I never thought Angelina Jolie was be a dressing gown kind of woman. My Angelina Jolie sleeps naked. Having said that, in my Jolie fantasies, she never has to worry about propriety while holding her children out in public on a balcony announcing to the world that relations By Lainey • Apr 14, 2010 07:47 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Gwyneth, Moses, and Grandma In New York. Here’s Gwyneth Paltrow with her mom Blythe Danner and her son Moses out for a walk today. As you can see, Moses is a Star wars fan. Very cute. Gwyneth is in NY and will be co-chairing some kind of community event with a few other By Lainey • Apr 08, 2010 10:34 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Brange Island I guess if I had their resources, I’d do the same thing. On Saturday afternoon, the Brange took their children via boat to nearby San Servolo Island because they had rented it, yes they rented the island, for their private Easter Egg Hunt. Here they are, with all 6 By Lainey • Apr 05, 2010 03:45 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Chosen Thumb She visited her ma on set today, this is The Chosen One Shiloh Jolie Pitt with her minders, followed by her sister Miss Zahara being nudged along by a staffer. Note Miss Z’s massive grown up lady purse. KILLS ME. What could she possibly be carrying around in there? By Lainey • Mar 29, 2010 10:35 am
Baby and Bump Obsession OK Harlow... I’m usually immune to babies, but this Harlow Richie Madden is wearing me down. So goddamn cute I have to look at pictures of her every time they’re available. This is Harlow out and about the other day with her mother after dance class. I like her chubby By Lainey • Mar 26, 2010 09:15 am
Baby and Bump Obsession A Holy Twin shed tears Sh-t. Wonder if it’ll be a bad day. All this confusion about which twin is which – yesterday several agencies misidentified Knox Leon for Vivienne, or vice versa, I can’t remember, after the photo agency mixed them up. Can you blame them? Here they are side by side on By Lainey • Mar 26, 2010 04:13 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Look up in the sky... It's a bird, it's a plane It's the funk Dr Spock smoking’ Buddha on a train How high? So high that I can kiss the sky That song popped into my head when I saw these pictures and has been looping in my head By Lainey • Mar 25, 2010 05:36 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Brange genes It’s the second post about them today but I had to because a few weeks ago some agencies identified Knox Leon Jolie Pitt as the Chosen One Shiloh Jolie Pitt and there was all this back and forth about whether or not it was KL or the Chosen and By Lainey • Mar 24, 2010 08:06 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Brange and babies on the balcony Monday night he was in London at the UK premiere of Kick-Ass, staying out late to party at his boy Matthew Vaughn’s, threw back a few beers, smoked some cigarettes, a chill evening break away from all those babies. Can’t blame him. I would have stayed an entire By Lainey • Mar 24, 2010 02:49 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Chosen One in skulls & stripes Brange family outing yesterday. Check them out all in line - Shiloh, Miss Zahara, Maddox, and Pax is in there somewhere - all getting ready to be lifted into the gondola. Pretty cute, non? But, ugh, what a f-cking headache. The logistics of herding around that many of them – I’ By Lainey • Mar 22, 2010 07:10 am
