Girly Throw Downs Third Lip vs Ricky Gervais Third Lip will take the stage at the Beverly Hilton next next Sunday for the Golden Globe Awards as Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman has been confirmed as a presenter, likely in support of Nine which is up for 5 awards, including acting nods for Marion Cotillard, Penelope Cruz, and DDL. By Lainey • Jan 05, 2010 05:07 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Family Brange at the show Can you imagine the f-ckin’ production whenever they go out? I observe my friends with children. How long it takes to get everyone ready, to pack them all up, to make sure no one has to pee, and then you throw security and extra transportation and alleged pap avoidance into By Lainey • Jan 04, 2010 03:05 am
Girly Throw Downs Boys and games Brad Pitt took his two older boys to Dave & Busters in Times Square last night. These places, they’re popping up everywhere. We drove by two going to my parents’ in Toronto. I feel like if I ever went inside, given how much you know I love children, that By Lainey • Dec 31, 2009 02:49 am
Baby and Bump Obsession You must be so happy this week… Your brother’s marriage celebration, and then to Poland with Alicja for Henry Tadeusz’s baptism in Krakow. My in-laws are from around Krakow too. Jacek and I, we were in Krakow 3 years ago. We stayed at the Hotel Crakowia which, I’m telling you, has the best breakfast By Lainey • Dec 30, 2009 02:21 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Brange family set visit The Jolie is currently in New York for Salt reshoots. Yesterday Brad Pitt bundled up the girls and brought them to set to visit mom. At the end of the work day, they all left together, Angelina holding Miss Zahara and her white earmuffs and dad with the Chosen One. By Lainey • Dec 30, 2009 01:39 am
Baby and Bump Obsession You’re with your first born… In Dublin. At your brother’s wedding. You’ve mentioned how you love Eamon and his now husband Stephen. And James is with you to celebrate. It must have been such a wonderful weekend for you. Alicja and Henry didn’t join? Well the baby, he’s so young. Perhaps By Lainey • Dec 28, 2009 04:53 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Season's Greetings from The Chosen One It’s 3 days to Christmas, when all through the land, Brangelunatics were stirring… They need a motherf-cking fix! Gentle, said the Shiloh. For I am here. And there she was. To ensure that the crazies could enjoy the holiday. It’s NY nostalgia for me and Jacek, felt even By Lainey • Dec 22, 2009 08:21 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Holiday in London The Beckham boys travelled to London this weekend with dad David where they’re expected to spend the holidays at Beckingham Palace in Hertfordshire. They are big now, non? Brooklyn is almost 10. He looks older than 10. Turning 10 in 2010 is Rocco Ritchie. Rocco also arrived in London By Lainey • Dec 21, 2009 03:43 am
Famewhores Third Lip family photos Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman has been known to fly into Australia via private jet. She has the access and she’s also rather tight with Rupert Murdoch. As such, there are rarely good shots of her arriving when she travels home and few as good as these shots taken as By Lainey • Dec 18, 2009 02:18 am
Girly Throw Downs Congratulations…dripped in acid Bitter Bridget still isn’t over it. As you know, Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen announced the birth of their son yesterday. It’s Brady’s second child. He and ex girlfriend Bridget Moynihan are the parents of little Jack. So Bridget felt compelled to release an acidic statement congratulating By Lainey • Dec 10, 2009 03:54 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Tom’s Spanish family weekend Little Sci loves dressing up in pretty frilly things. Just like Daddy? Little Sci’s advantage is that she gets to do this in public. She and Katie Holmes flew to Sevilla, Spain this weekend to spend time with Tom who’s been busy shooting Knight & Day with Cameron By Lainey • Dec 07, 2009 01:43 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Pitt Porn is art For some. This is called Brangelina Forever. Daniel Edwards, the same dude who created the sculpture of Britney giving birth, has puked out another masterpiece inspired by Pitt Porn. The piece is currently on display at some rich man’s house in Oklahoma City. Oklahoma City is where the Alba By Lainey • Dec 04, 2009 03:18 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Naomi Watts Nuvo Magazine A beautifully styled Naomi Watts is on the cover of the new issue of Nuvo Magazine. It’s a very flattering article, almost too flattering, like the writer would jump off a building for her, but there are a few insightful anecdotes from Watts, in particular about David Lynch and By Lainey • Nov 16, 2009 06:41 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Gwyneth runs It’s good for the mind. And they say hers is troubled these days. This is my Gwyneth in London with Moses and his little bear. He looks so different with short hair. After mom time, G went for a run. I like those running pants. I need a pair By Lainey • Nov 10, 2009 05:12 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Biggest news of the week hands down Written by Jacek Lainey’s stuck in a shoot for a couple of hours so I’m stepping in to fill the void. And when I saw this headline I said to myself…"Well, sh-t. This news can’t wait. The people must know.” Tiffany Amber Thiessen is having By Lainey • Nov 09, 2009 07:29 am
Quiveration Thank you for shaving And taking your shirt off. David Beckham trimmed that nasty ass beard to bring back the quiver. He also showed off a new shorter haircut at the Galaxy game yesterday that matched young Cruz. Cute right? Cruz has been firmly established as the showboat of the family, the new ‘do By Lainey • Nov 09, 2009 02:25 am
