Baby and Bump Obsession Sparrow then Spanx? Nicole Richie will be skinny again soon enough. But it’s good to see she’s not in too much of a rush. Sparrow Madden was born about 6 weeks ago. Some bitches in Hollywood are back to concave stomachs after a fortnight. Nicole seems to be taking her time. By Lainey • Oct 19, 2009 07:24 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Xenu still rules I called it an eyebrow archer the other day. And indeed, The Daily Mail once again sucks sh-t, instilling us first with false hope, and then replacing it with disappointment. The other day, the paper reported that Katie Holmes and Jesus had triumphed over Xenu and Tom Cruise and By Lainey • Oct 15, 2009 02:58 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Jesus > Xenu Tom Cruise's 2 oldest are currently being educated in the ways of the Xenu. It was expected then that his youngest, future leader of the Free Thetans, would be similarly indoctrinated even though Katie Holmes was raised Catholic. After all, they were married according to Scientological scripture. Surprisingly By Lainey • Oct 12, 2009 03:08 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Twice this week Look judgy moms! She’s walking again! Little Sci spent the afternoon in Boston yesterday with her mom and grandma and she even ventured out on foot. This is important because many of you have been writing about the fact that she’s always being carried around in photographs. As By Lainey • Oct 08, 2009 03:21 am
Quiveration They love Jude Last night, Hamlet’s official debut in New York, it was a triumphant evening for Jude Law whose performance is generating wonderful reviews from critics and fans. Here he is on stage accepting his ovation and then at the afterparty, relieved and ready to throw a few back. Said it By Lainey • Oct 07, 2009 04:33 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Cruise Encouragement Busy weekend for Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes in Boston. Family time with Little Sci and Connor and a kiss for the camera too. You judgy moms are always writing about Little Sci never walking so I’ve included a few shots of her on foot. In all fairness to By Lainey • Oct 05, 2009 03:13 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Heal The World “Thanks God” it happened on a weekend. Because if it had been a weekday they would have crippled the stock market. Did you hear, did you hear, did you hear? The Twins, they came out to bless the world, and the Brangelunatics they wept with gratitude. Here are the Brange By Lainey • Oct 05, 2009 02:35 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Tom on top of a car Manly mans. Tom Cruise continues to shoot Wichita with Cameron Diaz in Boston. After a brief trip away, Katie Holmes is back on set at his side with Little Sc. I like the shot of her jumping around in the trailer, and also the one of Cam trying to make By Lainey • Sep 30, 2009 11:36 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Everyday Angelina Written by Jacek Angelina took Maddox grocery shopping today in France, stopping to sign some autographs outside the store. The full-length black bed sheet made another appearance. I think it’s getting to the point where she has only two looks. Her “going grocery and/or toy shopping” outfit, By Lainey • Sep 29, 2009 09:47 am
Baby and Bump Obsession It’s too early Am not complaining about seeing adorable photos of Hugh Jackman with his wife and children at the pumpkin patch. Not at all. Am complaining however about how early the Halloween decorations go up. Last week I saw them everywhere: witch masks at the drug store, haunted house displays at the By Lainey • Sep 28, 2009 09:46 am
Baby and Bump Obsession On the road with dad Brad Pitt turned up in Spain for the San Sebastian Film Festival, then in New York last week for the Clinton Global Initiative and while Angelina took Pax, Miss Zahara, and The Chosen One toy shopping back in France, it turns out Maddox was cruising with dad. The two were By Lainey • Sep 28, 2009 02:51 am
Baby and Bump Obsession For Gigi Just received an email from Gigi who quit smoking a month ago: It's a bad day at the office and I keep thinking about what I would love to replace my ciggies with instead of food. And all I can think is HUGH JACKMAN . . . <sigh> Can By Lainey • Sep 25, 2009 02:55 am
Famewhores Miss Zahara and The Chosen Sword New fairy tale? No. It’s the Brange girls. Pax and his mother accompanied Miss Zahara and The Chosen One to Toys R Us in France. New photos of a smiling Angelina and her adorable children are driving down productivity among Brangelunatics today as they’ve collectively fallen on the By Lainey • Sep 23, 2009 08:49 am
Baby and Bump Obsession TomKat, Little Sci, and Cam In Boston shooting Wichita. Tom Cruise actually has good hair right now. I like it. It’s, um, the chest area that poses a problem. Here he is on set with Cameron Diaz filming what looks like a testy scene. And then a visit with his wife and daughter before By Lainey • Sep 23, 2009 04:27 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Halle ate a burger Way to go Life & Style. There was an article I posted a while back about tabloid hierarchy. Click here if you’re new to the site and have not read it. Halle Berry’s faux pregnancy is a good recent example of why I call Life & Style a By Lainey • Sep 18, 2009 02:51 am
Famewhores The “close family friend” The Brangelunatics have been upset that the Twi-Hards are getting so much of the crazy spotlight. Let’s give them some love. Alejandra sent this email today in response to a People.com article that was posted earlier. The message was forwarded to the following outlets: Gawker, In Touch, By Lainey • Sep 15, 2009 08:30 am
