Parent Pimps Rocco Dance Party Yesterday his sister had the spotlight, today it’s Rocco. Madonna’s oldest son took the stage last night in Tel Aviv for a little dance party of his own… Cute, non? It was the final show of the Sticky & Sweet Tour. Madonna has been in high spirits all By Lainey • Sep 03, 2009 03:29 am
Girly Throw Downs Anna still tortures And this is good. I was skeptical about it at first – click here for more. After all, Anna Wintour relenting to allow Victoria Beckham on the cover of her magazine? It seemed premature. Anna would want to drag that sh-t out for years. She would find it distasteful, Mrs Beckham’ By Lainey • Sep 02, 2009 03:30 am
Parent Pimps Celebration Lourdes The video for Madonna’s new single Celebration has just been released online. The smutty buzz coming out of the clip is the inclusion of Jesus Luz, and the way he and Madge pretend to be lovers as she takes his jacket off and moves in to kiss him. Ugh. By Lainey • Sep 01, 2009 04:53 am
Parent Pimps All the Chicken Fried BooBoos Gathered in one place. Poolside. Miami. Yesterday. Britney with her sons, sister, and niece at their luxe hotel, enjoying some downtime between shows. It’s easy to forget both girls are still so young. Britney is still only 27. And Jamie Lynn just turned 18 in April. Babies! So many By Lainey • Sep 01, 2009 03:19 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Chosen One and her mother The Chosen One is currently spending summer holiday at the family chateau in France. Her brothers Maddox and Pax were out with their parents last week shopping for gerbils. Yesterday, the Chosen One was spotted with her mother around town, mingling with locals, picking up newspapers, almost like normal people. By Lainey • Aug 28, 2009 04:33 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Chicken Fried hot red pants Britney Spears was chicken fried half asleep during the first leg of her tour last spring. Multiple cities, multiple reports: she couldn’t be bothered, performance was lackluster, she wasn’t into it at all. After a holiday break with her boys, Britney has resumed touring in North America and By Lainey • Aug 25, 2009 10:18 am
Baby and Bump Obsession They say they want kids But they have No Kids. This is a good thing. That was also an obvious reveal. But you shouldn’t have needed it, right? So about that Eric Dane/Rebecca Gayheart “not a sex tape” – sorry I haven’t had a chance to get to it ‘til now. If you’ By Lainey • Aug 19, 2009 12:27 pm
Famewhores Have you seen Posh? This is how you stay incognito walking through LAX and Heathrow. Victoria Beckham travelled from Los Angeles to London yesterday and tried desperately to go unnoticed by wearing a large white hate, carrying a large white bag, in sky high heels, with Romeo and his teddy bear. Romeo used to By Lainey • Aug 19, 2009 04:23 am
Maple Leaf Play by play pregnancy Hush, now… She’s pregnant. La Grande Fromage, Canada’s ambassador of cheese Celine Dion is having another baby. Rene-Charles is 8. And of course we all knew, she told everyone, about the child waiting for her in the lab when she was ready. Well she’s ready. And now By Lainey • Aug 18, 2009 06:09 am
Baby and Bump Obsession I knew it would come between us Is it because I hate babies? Did you read the Maclean’s article? You are a virile man, hell yes. You have proven your fertility to us before. And it’s wonderful to know that your young son is doing well. No doubt you could have sired an army by By Lainey • Aug 18, 2009 04:59 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Chicken Fried Haircuts My friend Duana once made the observation – why don’t Britney’s kids ever age? They do always look the same, non? Could be because Jayden James looks so much like his big brother Sean Preston, and they were only born 12 months apart almost to the day, so not By Lainey • Aug 17, 2009 05:34 am
Girly Throw Downs Saying it’s SO OVER Yesterday photos were released of Tom and Katie mid-argument after she supposedly snapped at him for making her wait, one of the few times the two have been pictured not faking their fake love, prompting many people to declare that IT’S SO OVER! and calling for a divorce watch. By Lainey • Aug 14, 2009 03:52 am
Quiveration Travelling with dad There’s something about a man holding his son’s hand, I’m a baby hater I love this visual. It started after Princess Diana died. And one day Prince Charles came out of the castle – in Scotland I think? At Balmoral? – holding Harry’s hand and he was 12 By Lainey • Aug 13, 2009 05:29 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Raisin’ ‘em right Yes yes y’all. After daddy took over and they sorted her out, Chicken Fried now has full access to her booboos. And how are they doing? Well according to Gatecrasher they’re talking a lot of sh-t. Apparently Britney took her boys to a gifting suite last week and By Lainey • Aug 11, 2009 07:40 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Little Sci has big feet I think…? I wouldn’t know about child foot size comparisons but I’ve always noticed they seem big. My feet are big too. And they keep growing. Am a shade taller than 5 ft 3 and wear size 8.5. Actually a true 8 but with heels I’ve By Lainey • Aug 07, 2009 03:28 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Kids ARE allowed! Sort of. It’s a mini Oceans reunion in Como at Clooney’s as Matt Damon and Don Cheadle with their children. So perhaps kids ARE permitted at George’s? Well… I don’t see George in these photos. Do you? George is like me. Very hospitable – yes, yes, enjoy By Lainey • Aug 04, 2009 02:52 pm
