Baby and Bump Obsession Double Happiness 8/8/8 As I’m sure you’ve heard, Dustin Hoffman “blurted” today that Angelina’s official due date is August 19th…which is only 11 days off from what I’ve been calling for months now: that the Pitts will birth their Chosen Sequels on the luckiest day of the century By Lainey • May 15, 2008 05:03 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Pregnant Angelina in Person A live Angelina Jolie experience is like no other. Not only because she herself is such a force but also because of what happens to the people who happen to be moved by her force. We sat there in the Kung Fu Panda presser laughing our asses off at grown By Lainey • May 15, 2008 04:11 am
Baby and Bump Obsession It’s Twins! Angelina Jolie in Cannes, on a junket for Kung Fu Panda, interviewed today by Access Hollywood confirmed that she is indeed HAVING TWINS! Jack Black apparently f&cked up and blurted it out, then she revealed it herself. The Second AND the THIRD Coming! I feel blessed just being By Lainey • May 14, 2008 07:11 am
Famewhores Ashlee & Pete: Weekend Wedding? Us Weekly is reporting that friends and family of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz have been asked to save the date this Saturday. Translation: Joe Simpson saw the hype that happened when Mariah married Nick and called up Janice Min to kiss her ass and offer her a golden nugget. By Lainey • May 13, 2008 12:56 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Brad"s Girls Go Shopping INF Daily just hit the motherload. These photos of the genetic jackpot, the Chosen One Shiloh, will sell… over and over and over again. For years. Because the world is obsessed with the Pitts non-ethnic child. Almost to the detriment of their other ones. Miss Zahara is my favourite. Here By Lainey • May 12, 2008 04:40 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Mother’s Day in France Would you rather… Be the one to put an end to the global food crisis, or be adopted by Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie? Altruism is so overrated. Can you imagine the view? Look at those toys! And to live in such close proximity to Pitt Porn every day? Check By Lainey • May 12, 2008 02:03 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Chosen One and Pitt Porn! Happy Friday! A great start to the weekend for the Brangelunatics who are no doubt losing their sh*t over new photos of the Chosen One Shiloh enjoying a little fun in the sun and maybe a baby pool at their French villa. There’s a great shot of Angie By Lainey • May 09, 2008 06:06 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Let it Begin Reese Witherspoon showed her support yesterday at the Avon Walk for Breast Cancer in Washington, DC. Jake Gyllenhaal was filming there recently… Reese looked healthy and happy and not Hollywood malnourished. And so already, the dreaded baby bump talk is starting up again. Because celebrities are not allowed to have By Lainey • May 05, 2008 02:37 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Picture Perfect Pax and Dad Nothing’s hotter than Pitt Porn but Brad with his kids comes a quivering close second. The Pitts hit the beach with The Edge on Sunday with Maddox, Miss Zahara, and Pax who was all over daddy to the delight of the photographers taking these postcard perfect images. He’s By Lainey • May 05, 2008 01:36 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Family Pitt French Holiday Check out photos of Brad and Angelina over the weekend, reportedly staying at Paul Allen’s villa in Saint Jean Cap Ferrat and also popping out for a few hours via helicopter on Saturday with Miss Zahara. Apparently they went to suss out a large property, evidently still looking to By Lainey • May 05, 2008 01:30 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Chicken Fried Homecoming Britney Spears returned home this weekend to Louisiana for baby sister Jamie Lynn’s baby shower. Britney caught up with friends and appeared in good spirits – see attached photos of the family gathering at the Spears home. Impressive little property, non? Since daddy took over, things have continued to improve. By Lainey • May 05, 2008 12:58 am
Maple Leaf Josh & Diane: Food Baby or Baby Baby? They are the cutest, non? Totally totally adorable together. Check out Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger sharing a tender moment over lunch yesterday in LA. As they were leaving, Diane appeared to be carrying around a bit of a bump underneath her dress. Since they just had lunch… is it By Lainey • May 01, 2008 04:41 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Brangelunatics Flock to France They’re on the move! Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and their 4 children, with the Second Coming safely ensconced in Angie’s stomach, reportedly arrived in Nice on Monday and are staying at Paul Allen’s villa in Saint Jean Cap Ferrat. Angelina has two projects debuting at Cannes By Lainey • Apr 30, 2008 03:58 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Amy & Will & Baby I reported it exclusively last week and now Amy Poehler and Will Arnett have confirmed they are pregnant. As posted in my original article, Amy quit smoking and was experiencing morning sickness during SNL rehearshals. She told close friends, family and colleagues and has just announced publicly. It’s a By Lainey • Apr 28, 2008 07:16 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Amy & Tina open Tribeca Last night in New York, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler at the world premiere of Baby Mama on opening night at the Tribeca Film Festival. Tina, as usual, is a hot sexy bitch. Amy meanwhile … well my sources say that she and Will Arnett are expecting. As I reported exclusively By Lainey • Apr 24, 2008 02:25 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Granny Freeze: the Miracle of Modern Medicine In more ways than one. Have you ever seen a woman work bump the way Gran is working her bump? Last week her bump was a molehill. This week is a bubbling volcano. Nicole Kidman spoke at a UNIFEM press conference yesterday at the UN and bordered on Rossum with By Lainey • Apr 23, 2008 02:08 am
