Baby and Bump Obsession Mother’s Day in France Would you rather… Be the one to put an end to the global food crisis, or be adopted by Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie? Altruism is so overrated. Can you imagine the view? Look at those toys! And to live in such close proximity to Pitt Porn every day? Check By Lainey • May 12, 2008 02:03 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Chosen One and Pitt Porn! Happy Friday! A great start to the weekend for the Brangelunatics who are no doubt losing their sh*t over new photos of the Chosen One Shiloh enjoying a little fun in the sun and maybe a baby pool at their French villa. There’s a great shot of Angie By Lainey • May 09, 2008 06:06 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Let it Begin Reese Witherspoon showed her support yesterday at the Avon Walk for Breast Cancer in Washington, DC. Jake Gyllenhaal was filming there recently… Reese looked healthy and happy and not Hollywood malnourished. And so already, the dreaded baby bump talk is starting up again. Because celebrities are not allowed to have By Lainey • May 05, 2008 02:37 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Picture Perfect Pax and Dad Nothing’s hotter than Pitt Porn but Brad with his kids comes a quivering close second. The Pitts hit the beach with The Edge on Sunday with Maddox, Miss Zahara, and Pax who was all over daddy to the delight of the photographers taking these postcard perfect images. He’s By Lainey • May 05, 2008 01:36 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Family Pitt French Holiday Check out photos of Brad and Angelina over the weekend, reportedly staying at Paul Allen’s villa in Saint Jean Cap Ferrat and also popping out for a few hours via helicopter on Saturday with Miss Zahara. Apparently they went to suss out a large property, evidently still looking to By Lainey • May 05, 2008 01:30 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Chicken Fried Homecoming Britney Spears returned home this weekend to Louisiana for baby sister Jamie Lynn’s baby shower. Britney caught up with friends and appeared in good spirits – see attached photos of the family gathering at the Spears home. Impressive little property, non? Since daddy took over, things have continued to improve. By Lainey • May 05, 2008 12:58 am
Maple Leaf Josh & Diane: Food Baby or Baby Baby? They are the cutest, non? Totally totally adorable together. Check out Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger sharing a tender moment over lunch yesterday in LA. As they were leaving, Diane appeared to be carrying around a bit of a bump underneath her dress. Since they just had lunch… is it By Lainey • May 01, 2008 04:41 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Brangelunatics Flock to France They’re on the move! Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and their 4 children, with the Second Coming safely ensconced in Angie’s stomach, reportedly arrived in Nice on Monday and are staying at Paul Allen’s villa in Saint Jean Cap Ferrat. Angelina has two projects debuting at Cannes By Lainey • Apr 30, 2008 03:58 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Amy & Will & Baby I reported it exclusively last week and now Amy Poehler and Will Arnett have confirmed they are pregnant. As posted in my original article, Amy quit smoking and was experiencing morning sickness during SNL rehearshals. She told close friends, family and colleagues and has just announced publicly. It’s a By Lainey • Apr 28, 2008 07:16 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Amy & Tina open Tribeca Last night in New York, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler at the world premiere of Baby Mama on opening night at the Tribeca Film Festival. Tina, as usual, is a hot sexy bitch. Amy meanwhile … well my sources say that she and Will Arnett are expecting. As I reported exclusively By Lainey • Apr 24, 2008 02:25 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Granny Freeze: the Miracle of Modern Medicine In more ways than one. Have you ever seen a woman work bump the way Gran is working her bump? Last week her bump was a molehill. This week is a bubbling volcano. Nicole Kidman spoke at a UNIFEM press conference yesterday at the UN and bordered on Rossum with By Lainey • Apr 23, 2008 02:08 am
Baby and Bump Obsession What Happened to the First & Second? Nicole Kidman was rather chatty the other night on the carpet at the CMT Awards – unusual for her when it’s not really HER project. It was Keith Urban of course who was a nominee that night. And you know Granny Freeze prefers to play demure where the marriage is By Lainey • Apr 16, 2008 04:47 am
Baby and Bump Obsession But will it sell? People.com is reporting it now so it must be true, right? Or they must want us to believe it’s true right? Because according to the celebrity ass-kissing magazine, Ashlee Simpson is indeed pregnant and she and Pete Wentz will wed in May. So says their “source”. In By Lainey • Apr 16, 2008 02:07 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Granny Grows… a Little. I think? Last night at the CMT Awards, Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman looked beautiful. Seriously beautiful. Like a statue or an artifact polished and presented, like any inanimate work of art, stunningly beautiful without the blush of life. Here’s Gran with Keith basking in her expectant glow, slightly, I think, bigger By Lainey • Apr 15, 2008 03:28 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Granny’s Best Friend Granny Freeze had lunch with Naomi Watts yesterday in Australia and surprise! The paps found her and we have pics! Word is, Naomi didn’t seem too happy about that. And why not? Because Naomi Watts does not create photo opps. Granny Nic on the other hand can’t live By Lainey • Apr 02, 2008 03:28 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Ryan Phillippe’s 3rd child? SO many people are going to be pissed! Click here for the full smutty break down AND an attempted cover-up. Is Abbie Cornish knocked up? How fertile is this man??? And how do you think the others feel if Abbie gets to have it? You know Type A is By Lainey • Mar 26, 2008 06:01 am
