Baby and Bump Obsession Can you imagine her in labour? It’s just one of many reasons why I’ve boarded up my womb and am guarding it with a pit bull… labour seems downright f&cking medieval. The pain I mean. So the Jessica and her husband had their baby girl this weekend at Cedars-Sinai. Given that By Lainey • Jun 09, 2008 01:51 am
Ebola Victims Another Maybe Gaybe Has a Baby Vin Diesel has a girlfriend?!? Vin Diesel had a baby?!? Even more shocking… there are people who actually STILL care? Amazingly enough, yes…though these days it’s fewer and fewer. This is why he has to make yet another Fast and Furious movie. But if Ebola Paris Hilton can By Lainey • Jun 06, 2008 03:57 am
Famewhores The Brange Ultimatum So here we are… June 6, 2008. Still no official word that the Wonder Twins have been activated though the rumour of the day is that Angelina and Brad will be heading to Marseilles. Absolutely no foundation for this, save for French reporters scouring their entire nation for the best By Lainey • Jun 06, 2008 02:52 am
Famewhores The Brange Supremacy The more talk of a conspiracy, the more intrigue and anticipation. When are They coming? The world is waiting. Waiting and watching and growing more anxious and foaming at the mouth and all of it serves as proper justification… Word is, there was some hesitation over the price tag of By Lainey • Jun 06, 2008 02:48 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Brange Conspiracy It was a week ago that Entertainment Tonight confirmed that Angelina Jolie had given birth to twin girls. A week ago that the Brange reps denied ET’s report and since then a full scale investigation has been launched into the “conspiracy” that prompted one of the safest, most mainstream, By Lainey • Jun 06, 2008 02:46 am
Ebola Victims Shiloh Has Mercy We asked…and we received. Hollywood was buzzing this morning after photos surfaced of Ebola Paris Hilton wearing a little bump after dinner last night. Given that she has been hellbent on spawning her disease, pregnancy speculation spread far and wide, not unlike her legs. A sigh of relief. Ebola’ By Lainey • Jun 05, 2008 07:28 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Lucrative Wonder Twins As the world anxiously awaits the activation of the Jolie Pitt wonder twins the tabloids, the richest ones are in the process of bidding for the exclusive 1st photos. You will recall the chosen one Shilo"s photos went for a reported $5 - 6M. OK magazine and People magazine By Lainey • Jun 03, 2008 06:23 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Wonder Twins NOT Activated! Shiloh Jolie Pitt! Make up your f&cking minds! Now People is reporting exclusively, after having spoken to Angelina Jolie’s rep, that she did NOT give birth to her wonder twins who are apparently still safely ensconced inside their mother’s belly. These two immortals are creating a By Lainey • May 30, 2008 06:37 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Wonder Twins Activated!!! They did, they didn’t... they DID! Breathe y"all. Breathe. Stop screaming. Stop crying. Get up off your knees. Shiloh would want to be calm. So the Jolie Pitt twins have been activated – born in France according to Entertainment Tonight. As for those rumours are swirling that they’ By Lainey • May 30, 2008 04:55 am
Baby and Bump Obsession No Twins Not Yet The two Wonder Gods are still inside Angelina Jolie despite rumours out of France that she’d given birth to them on Sunday. In fact, Angie was last seen this week “shopping in the Var region of France, clearly still very pregnant.” And the world waits… By Lainey • May 30, 2008 02:28 am
Frauds Granny Freeze Conspiracy Theories She might be Australia’s princess but not all Aussies are enamoured with Granny Freeze. Turns out the smutmongering is in overdrive Down Under about Nicole Kidman’s curious bump and her crazy botox. The speculation is delicious. Here are my two favourites: 1. Gran’s sister, the very fertile By Lainey • May 28, 2008 08:20 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Double Happiness 8/8/8 As I’m sure you’ve heard, Dustin Hoffman “blurted” today that Angelina’s official due date is August 19th…which is only 11 days off from what I’ve been calling for months now: that the Pitts will birth their Chosen Sequels on the luckiest day of the century By Lainey • May 15, 2008 05:03 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Pregnant Angelina in Person A live Angelina Jolie experience is like no other. Not only because she herself is such a force but also because of what happens to the people who happen to be moved by her force. We sat there in the Kung Fu Panda presser laughing our asses off at grown By Lainey • May 15, 2008 04:11 am
Baby and Bump Obsession It’s Twins! Angelina Jolie in Cannes, on a junket for Kung Fu Panda, interviewed today by Access Hollywood confirmed that she is indeed HAVING TWINS! Jack Black apparently f&cked up and blurted it out, then she revealed it herself. The Second AND the THIRD Coming! I feel blessed just being By Lainey • May 14, 2008 07:11 am
Famewhores Ashlee & Pete: Weekend Wedding? Us Weekly is reporting that friends and family of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz have been asked to save the date this Saturday. Translation: Joe Simpson saw the hype that happened when Mariah married Nick and called up Janice Min to kiss her ass and offer her a golden nugget. By Lainey • May 13, 2008 12:56 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Brad"s Girls Go Shopping INF Daily just hit the motherload. These photos of the genetic jackpot, the Chosen One Shiloh, will sell… over and over and over again. For years. Because the world is obsessed with the Pitts non-ethnic child. Almost to the detriment of their other ones. Miss Zahara is my favourite. By Lainey • May 12, 2008 04:40 am
