Baby and Bump Obsession Simon Cowell: seeking immortality Simon Cowell is obsessed with…himself. All those injections, colonics, vitamins, this is a man desperate to stay young, robust, virile…and alive. A couple of years ago it was revealed that he’d signed up for cryonics – freezing his body for the future, when medical advancements might make it By Lainey • Jul 31, 2013 11:32 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Little G’s first week Prince George of Cambridge is on the cover of the new issues of both US Weekly and PEOPLE after his first 10 days of existence. While both publications are reporting that his mother is breastfeeding and that there’s no nanny, only a housekeeper, US Weekly has more detail about By Lainey • Jul 31, 2013 11:01 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Jennifer Aniston’s daily fashion show Check out Jennifer Aniston today in probably her cutest outfit yet during this daily fashion show we’re getting from her as she continues to shoot Squirrels For The Nuts in New York. Super cute tie dye summer dress under a denim jacket and flat sandals. Something tells me Sasha By Lainey • Jul 30, 2013 01:02 pm
Girly Throw Downs Honestly, Jessica Alba: Part 2 Back in April, I wrote about Jessica Alba and The Honest Company acting like jerks towards a satirical parenting blog, The Honest Toddler. Click here for a refresher. At the time, The Honest Company took issue with the use of “honest,” but a mini social media backlash supporting The Honest By Maria • Jul 30, 2013 10:45 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Pitt Porn in Tokyo Brange went to Tokyo to promote In The Land Of Blood And Honey and World War Z. They had three of their six kids with them – Pax, Vivienne, and Knox. Again… HOWWWWWWWWWW is it decided? WHOOOOOO makes the decision? Is it a family vote? Is it because Miss Zahara shrugged By Lainey • Jul 30, 2013 09:35 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Uncle Harry & Little G Hot Harry stepped out for the first time since Prince George was born this week. He attended a charity event for Sentebale in London. Not surprisingly, all anyone wanted to talk about was Little G. Here’s what he said, and the video is below: “He’s about that long, By Lainey • Jul 26, 2013 10:10 am
Break Ups No Johnny in Paris? The Lone Ranger Paris premiere was yesterday. I don’t see any photos Johnny Depp there. If you do, let me know. But I can’t imagine if he was there that he would have gone unphotographed on the carpet. It was just Armie Hammer. Johnny had been press touring By Lainey • Jul 25, 2013 02:08 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession GOOP & Depp? Variety reported yesterday that Gwyneth Paltrow and Ewan McGregor are currently negotiating roles in the upcoming Mortdecai film adaptation starring Johnny Depp. It’s about a badass art dealer (Depp, obviously) who’s looking for a painting with links to Nazi gold. Kinda like Thomas Crown + Inside Man? They’re By Lainey • Jul 25, 2013 11:13 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Prince George goes to Bucklebury Prince William and his Catherine took Little G to Bucklebury yesterday after the Queen’s visit. Their residence at Kensington Palace is still being renovated and besides, as a new mother, I imagine Kate would want to be around her own mother, which doesn’t seem unusual, not at all, By Lainey • Jul 25, 2013 09:31 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Intro for July 25, 2013 Dear Gossips, Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem also welcomed a baby on Monday, reportedly a girl. They did not immediately release the name either, not necessarily because they’re still deciding but because it’s none of our goddamn business. Yesterday, a reader called Dena emailed to say that with By Lainey • Jul 25, 2013 09:02 am
Baby and Bump Obsession He Who Must Be Named Okay, they’ve announced it. I actually thought it would take longer, but seeing as the Queen was out to visit them relatively early this AM, I suppose she approved in plenty of time. Even the royals have to move faster in a 24-hour news cycle. George Alexander Louis, to By Duana • Jul 24, 2013 04:05 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Kate Winslet, villain Kate Winslet is currently shooting Divergent playing Jeanine Matthews, her first role in her acclaimed career as a proper villain though you could argue that her character, Hanna, in The Reader might be much more morally sinister. Kate calls it playing a “baddie”, and she decided to maintain her distance By Lainey • Jul 24, 2013 02:13 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Baby vs Bachelorette Um… PEOPLE Magazine’s cover this week is not surprising – obviously the Cambridges and their baby boy king who arrived in time to make the deadline. It’s the only story. But is it? Over at US Weekly though, well, the royal child has been bumped in favour of a By Lainey • Jul 24, 2013 10:31 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Intro for July 24, 2013 Dear Gossips, “Come on, poppet,” said Prince William to Kate as he wrapped up their brief media session outside the hospital yesterday. Poppet! So that’s what the future King calls his wife. As I wrote yesterday, it was a perfectly executed, flawless presentation, from the timing – allowing UK broadcasters By Lainey • Jul 24, 2013 08:59 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Baby Game I love the internet. Thank you, internet, for letting me stream what just happened. Yesterday, I praised Catherine Cambridge for how well she has delivered, time and again. Today, together, the future King and Queen executed a flawless baby game. God, this is impressive. Here they are, in coordinating baby By Lainey • Jul 23, 2013 03:22 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Princess Catherine delivers again Prince William chose a partner who was well suited for the position. We’ve heard this over and over and over again. She trained for years. She passed every test. As I have written repeatedly, Kate is pragmatism over passion, much more so than her mother-in-law. And so, even though By Lainey • Jul 22, 2013 04:45 pm
