Baby and Bump Obsession H7 dresses for Daddy When she goes out with her ma, H7 is straight up fashion girl -- mostly dresses, mega shoe steeze, and always a great coat. If she’s going out with her dad though, H7 pulls out the active wear. Check her out today on a walk with David Beckham. Those By Lainey • Mar 27, 2013 01:18 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession The Jolie’s gold band Angelina Jolie is in the Democratic Republic of Congo and Rwanda this week with British Foreign Secretary William Hague “to call on all governments to help eradicate sexual violence in conflicts”. Can you believe that’s even something that has to be actioned? That that is what we have to By Lainey • Mar 26, 2013 10:52 am
Parent Pimps Porny props up her baby Jessica and Ashlee Simpson were in North Carolina this weekend promoting Porny’s clothing line. Apparently some of that is maternity now? At some point during the event, Porny propped her kid up on the table for photographs. We can all agree this is a business engagement, right? So... I By Lainey • Mar 25, 2013 12:17 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Belly Cupping: Fergie edition Oh Jesus. I’d rather see the Beyonce armpit pose than have to endure another edition of Celebrity Belly Cupping. Unfortunately, due to the rise of the Motherhood Industrial Complex, since Motherhood is the ultimate Whitewash, Belly Cupping is never going away. Here’s Fergie belly cupping at the Kids’ By Lainey • Mar 25, 2013 11:45 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Affectionate Afflecks and the perfect family weekend Last week some tabloid reported that Jennifer Garner was givin’ it to Ben Affleck after the Oscars for saying their marriage was “work”. As IF Mrs Affleck would ever, ever let them see anything less than family perfection, and especially on a night like the Oscars. Check out the affectionate By Lainey • Mar 25, 2013 11:08 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Let’s check in with Charlene of Serenity Big news in her family today... Andrea Casiraghi is a father. His fiancée, Tatiana Santo Domingo, who is a Colombian heiress, of course, are now parents to a baby boy. As Princess Serenity has not yet produced an heir, this child then is now third in line to the Monaco By Lainey • Mar 22, 2013 03:12 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Katy Cambridge’s 3 out of 4 Princess Catherine stepped out again today on official royal duty, her third appearance in four days, this time at the side of the Queen and the Duke of Edinburgh at a visit to Baker Street underground station. Not that there was any doubt about it but this reaffirms, obviously, that By Lainey • Mar 20, 2013 09:50 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Catherine’s white collar Oh much better than that sh-tty ass St Patrick’s Day royal bun that gave me the swears yesterday. Did you take a good look at that thing? Did you see its shape from the sides? What kind of a stylist allows that to be seen in public on a By Lainey • Mar 19, 2013 02:34 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession The St Patrick’s Day Royal Bun Katy Cambridge recycled her green coat. Whatever. Can we focus instead on that really, REALLY bad hairstyle? She’s 31. The only excuse for this hairstyle is Middleton Style. The worst style. Because she can wear her hair up in so many other different, less old lady wedding ways. Stop. By Lainey • Mar 18, 2013 03:50 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession H7’s Pink Lady walking boots Check it out -- how f-cking cute is this? H7 and her dad went for a walk. She wore her Pink Ladies jacket and a dope pair of baby boots. “And we’re gonna ruuuuuule the school!” H7 had a busy weekend. On Saturday she hit up the Hertfordshire Theatre By Lainey • Mar 18, 2013 11:12 am
Famewhores Gwyneth’s sad smut ...for sale? Gwyneth Paltrow covers the new issue of SELF looking really great in a blue and green patterned dress. She is currently promoting her new cookbook It’s All Good, about how to eliminate all the pleasure out of your diet, or something. In the interview G acknowledges that she wasn’ By Lainey • Mar 18, 2013 09:57 am
Douchebags Justin Bieber’s not pouty in Spain Justin Bieber is now in Spain. He performed in Madrid last night. This is a different face than the one we saw for a couple of weeks in England where he celebrated his 19th birthday by taking his shirt off, arguing with club owners over age restrictions, collapsing on stage, By Lainey • Mar 15, 2013 12:48 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Faith & Tim in London Since Gwyneth Paltrow is always on my mind, and since she’s all over the site today, that was my first thought. That Faith Hill and Tim McGraw are in London and they can visit Gwyneth! Really though, they’re in town to perform at the O2. Obviously. But I’ By Lainey • Mar 14, 2013 04:09 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Gwyneth’s Hunger Games (Lainey: as promised, there will be a lot of G on the site today. Previously we heard from Dean. Here’s Maria’s take on Gwyneth’s new cookbook.) It’s a wonderful time for gossip when Gwyneth is promoting something because raging on her is practically a national pastime. By Maria • Mar 14, 2013 03:24 pm
Quiveration My Obsession, my home Aaron Taylor-Johnson is shooting Godzilla in Vancouver. Here he is arriving the other day in Vancouver. Then he got his hair cut. Now his daughters are with him in Vancouver. And his wife, Sam Taylor-Johnson, too. My Obsession. In Vancouver. I live in Vancouver. OMG. This...is too close. I By Lainey • Mar 13, 2013 04:02 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Our Little Royal Grape Baby Wales has a nickname! According to US Weekly, the Cambridges are calling the royal heir “Our Little Grape”. OLG? I prefer Baby Wales. As for whether or not the grape is a girl, US sources say William and Catherine have only told Prince Charles and her parents, not even By Lainey • Mar 13, 2013 10:31 am
