Parent Pimps The “chic and healthy” mom reads the WSJ It’s only lunch. Try not to roll your eyes so hard you have to go home. Here’s Jessica Alba on the morning show circuit in New York. She’s promoting her new book The Honest Life, evidently a companion to her company, The Honest Company -- green for By Lainey • Mar 12, 2013 12:44 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession H7 the fangirl H7 was in Paris with the entire family, including grandparents and aunts, on the weekend watching her dad. She has a lot of expressions now, ranging from sleepy to intense to playful to not happy at all, as there's a shot of her here where she looks like By Lainey • Mar 11, 2013 02:50 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Weekends with the kids Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck took the kids arts and crafts shopping on Saturday, 8 days since his last papped outing with the children, during which he held a boot up to the camera and claimed it was for demonstration purposes only. He was spoken to at home, no doubt. By Lainey • Mar 11, 2013 12:43 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Tina Fey & Mean Moms My favourite part of the 30 Rock finale was Liz Lemon on the mommy chat boards – an innocuous question about where to get a bike turns into a raging fight about gender issues and safety helmets. “It’s funny ‘cause it’s true” definitely applies here. Urban Baby, an anonymous By Maria • Mar 07, 2013 03:42 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Porny: on cocks and babies Jessica Simpson inadvertently revealed on Jimmy Kimmel last night that she’s having a boy. Porny is currently promoting Fashion Star, although mostly she just talks about being pregnant which, I guess, isn’t entirely her fault because when you’re pregnant, that’s all anyone ever asks you about. By Lainey • Mar 07, 2013 11:29 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Daughter...or Dog? Everyone's all lathered up today because apparently, when Catherine Cambridge was in Grimsby yesterday, she may have revealed that the future monarch is female. US Weekly reports that: During the engagement, the expectant Duchess of Cambridge, 31, was given a white teddy bear by a local, Diane Burton. By Lainey • Mar 06, 2013 11:07 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Katy Cambridge: work after Swiss weekend After attending a wedding with William and Harry this weekend in Switzerland, Catherine Cambridge is back in England, on official business today in Grimsby where she visited the National Fishing Heritage Centre. As expected, Kate recycled -- this Hobbs coat was previously worn last year, on Valentine’s Day, in By Lainey • Mar 05, 2013 10:05 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Cambridges + Harry’s Swiss wedding weekend Oh rich people and their rich Swiss weddings... Prince Hot Harry tagged along with Prince William and his Catherine to attend the wedding of one of their friends in Switzerland this weekend. No Cressida? Maybe Harry didn’t get a plus one. Or maybe he didn’t insist. Hanging out By Lainey • Mar 04, 2013 10:07 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Porny’s Oscar weekend For all my sh-tting on Jessica Simpson, here’s something I can actually appreciate about her: unlike the Ashley Greenes, Kellan Lutzes, and Lindsay Lohans of the world, Porny has never said she wants to win an Oscar one day. She probably has a better chance -- which isn’t By Lainey • Feb 22, 2013 01:29 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession H7 the fifth Beatle? Oh stop. It's not blasphemy. It's jokes. Because...look at her cute Seargent Pepper jacket! And her leather patch tights! And her boots. I need everything in adult size. It's H7 in Paris with the family, arriving by Eurostar, in town presumably as By Lainey • Feb 19, 2013 03:20 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession The Royal Bump...officially You've seen it already, presumably, after that Italian magazine published photos of the Cambridges on holiday in Mustique a few weeks ago. I was less interested in the bump than I was in how frizzy her hair looked in the tropics. Like really, really frizzy and thick -- By Lainey • Feb 19, 2013 11:33 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Hugh Grant: Fleeting x 2 Here’s how The Telegraph described Hugh Grant’s birth announcement the other day: Hugh Grant was so angered by the tabloids’ alleged intrusion into his private life that he became a campaigner for state regulation of the press. On Saturday, however, the foppish actor used a social-networking website to By Lainey • Feb 18, 2013 04:40 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Posh: salmon tartare and two glasses of wine The Beckhams were out today in London. According to the paps, it was an early celebration for Cruz who turns 8 on Wednesday. H7 put on a party dress and had her dad carry her bottle. What’s the rate of H7’s re-wear? Just once? Or is there a By Lainey • Feb 18, 2013 02:28 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Lula Rosylea Adams Maybe it’s the age thing, you know? Everyone’s squawking about Steve Martin, but Bryan Adams is 53. He’s famous and rich, and well into his sixth decade of life, and, well, maybe he just can’t see anything but the cute. Because this name of his newest By Duana • Feb 18, 2013 02:07 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Jackson Theron’s second first birthday party Charlize Theron’s son Jackson had his second first birthday party over the weekend. We rag on celebrities a lot for spoiling their kids, but I don’t think two first birthdays is that unusual because anyone who has planned one knows that organizing a date is a nightmare because By Maria • Feb 18, 2013 01:39 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Beyonce’s Tree Of Life You see what I meant when I wrote last week -- click here for a refresher -- about the amateur obviousness of Beyonce’s film direction? The Tree Of Life. When the Blue Ivy Carter was born. How were you not pounding your couch? And pausing on her dewy “natural” By Lainey • Feb 18, 2013 12:01 pm
