Baby and Bump Obsession Breaking: GOOP is not cleansing It’s like... I don’t even know you anymore. How is it the New Year and Gwyneth Paltrow isn’t detoxing? At least that’s what she says in her latest newsletter, something about wanting to continue with her pasta and cheese. Yes, yes, me too. Only GOOP goes By Lainey • Jan 10, 2013 04:01 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession My pick for Anastasia Steele: Katie Holmes I’ve decided I want it to be Katie Holmes. But, but, but...she’s too old! Shut up. She’s 34 and she barely looks 29, or is it that women can only get off seeing young women get off? The author of Fifty Shades Of Grey ripped that By Lainey • Jan 03, 2013 01:37 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession NYE with Jay-Z and the Family Martin It turns out my Gwyneth did not spend NYE with her bff Beyonce because, well, B was off making millions in Vegas, invited to perform at a secret concert sponsored by the Wynn -- and if Kanye West’s girlfriend was paid $300K to simply appear at a party, can By Lainey • Jan 02, 2013 11:46 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Porny’s Pregnant Christmas It’s official, even though you’ve known about for almost a month now -- Jessica Simpson confirmed her pregnancy by posting a photo of her daughter Maxwell in “BIG SIS” pose and announcing it via a new commercial for Weight Watchers (posted below). Then, conveniently, the paps converged in By Lainey • Dec 27, 2012 10:25 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Jennifer Garner set the Mom bar Jennifer Garner was recently voted Celebrity Mother of the Year by Today’s Parent Magazine. We can now vote on good parenting, as if it’s a singing competition or best dressed list. Motherhood has become such an intricate part of celebrity culture that it should be commoditized, like a By Maria • Dec 24, 2012 01:36 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession The Martin Family Christmas Gwyneth Paltrow, Chris Martin, and their kids flew LA to NYC yesterday, arriving at JFK with several suitcases, presumably to spend Christmas somewhere in New York. I say somewhere because they’ve a place in the Hamptons and an apartment in Manhattan and there’s always Beyonce’s. Click here By Lainey • Dec 24, 2012 12:18 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Danes-Dancy, Party Of Three Cyrus Michael Christopher Dancy Weatherby George Dupree Took Great Care Of His Mother Though He Was Only Three This was the first thing I thought of when I heard the Danes-Dancy baby name. Do you remember that poem from “When We Were Very Young”? It’s always entertained me; the By Duana • Dec 20, 2012 11:49 am
Parent Pimps Romeo Beckham for Burberry Not even 10 years ago, the Beckhams were blamed, in part, for lowering the prestige of the Burberry brand -- they were associated with the “chav”-ness of the label and, rumour has it, for a while there, Mrs Beckham in particular, was banned from wearing it. Click here for By Lainey • Dec 17, 2012 02:28 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Katy Cambridge feels well enough to present Her first official appearance since announcing the pregnancy and the illness at the same time. Princess Catherine attended the BBC Sports Personality of the Year Awards last night in London and presented two awards, staying around 45 minutes. But still, a very good sign as she’d cancelled four previous By Lainey • Dec 17, 2012 10:15 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Look at my bebe: Drew Barrymore Edition As Lainey scooped last week, Drew Barrymore has indeed sold family photos to PEOPLE for the cover. Eyes closed, big smile, baby Olive looking … like babies do. Nine weeks is quite young, they aren’t super animated at that age. But I always wonder about celebrities married to civilians. How By Maria • Dec 13, 2012 10:52 am
Famewhores Oh no, 8 cm isn’t private at all The rule from these assholes is that you’re not allowed to ask them about their personal lives. You’re not allowed to ask them if they’re dating X or if they broke up with Y. Because it’s private, they say. And it’s insulting to be talking By Lainey • Dec 12, 2012 03:36 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Jennifer Aniston: Barneys and Babies Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux went shopping at Barneys in Beverly Hills the other day. According to the photo agency she was buying makeup. I don’t understand why Jennifer Aniston has to buy makeup. When she goes out someone does it for her. And when she’s not out By Lainey • Dec 10, 2012 01:02 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Boring Baby Name Brady When Lainey pointed out that Gisele’s daughter had been born and named and we should probably address it in an article, I thought I’d be well-served to do some research. I swear I wasn’t looking for this particular information, but Wikipedia tells me Gisele has five sisters: By Duana • Dec 10, 2012 11:10 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Drew’s New Mom Jazz Hands First Anne Hathaway had them at the Actress roundtable, then Ben Affleck at the Directors’ roundtable, and now Drew Barrymore was on Ellen yesterday, and was jazz-handing all things Olive. I’m with Duana, I like the name and I think the story of how they came up with it By Maria • Dec 07, 2012 01:49 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Drew’s baby photos? Here’s Drew Barrymore last night at a Bulgari event. Drew’s on Ellen today -- we’ll deal with that tomorrow. She’s also selling some kind of wine now. It’s a Pinot Grigio. Click here to see. And apparently creating makeup for Walmart? Click here to read By Lainey • Dec 06, 2012 04:53 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Why you mad, Weight Watchers? Jessica Simpson has been pretty quiet since US Weekly’s OMG! She’s pregnant again cover. There’s been no official confirmation (or denial) but at this point it’s looking pretty solid. She is expecting again less than a year after having Maxwell. There’s always someone who gets By Maria • Dec 06, 2012 04:44 pm
