Baby and Bump Obsession Slum Love at Paris Fashion Week Look at this fool in the front row at Chanel DURING THE PRESENTATION. With his shades on. Like he’s a main event, instead of the slum lover of a main event who happens to have really, REALLY bad taste. If you’re Casper Smart and even Kanye West isn’ By Lainey • Oct 02, 2012 10:26 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Posh carries...a backpack! Victoria Beckham accompanied son Cruz to his soccer game yesterday. She threw his backpack over her shoulder as they were leaving. BUT IT’S NOT HERMES. Posh had H7 with her the day before when it was Romeo’s turn. Now you know this entire post was just an excuse By Lainey • Oct 01, 2012 05:59 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession The Call from Dad Have you started infantalising your parents yet? They say that it’s inevitable: you become the parent, they become the children. I will never know what it is to worry for a child (and I won’t insult you parents with a comparison to my dogs since I know how By Lainey • Sep 27, 2012 02:26 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Beckhams: flats and affection I’ve been enjoying this for several minutes -- seeing Victoria Beckham in cut off shorts and flats at her kids’ soccer game yesterday. It is not, as you know, the way she likes to be seen and it’s really too bad because it’s the way I like By Lainey • Sep 24, 2012 04:31 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Jessica Fondles Her Fanbase When Lainey emailed me about Jessica Simpson’s guest post on iVillage, I was like “Ugh f-ck here we go again.” Disliking Jessica Simpson is so easy but kind of tiring, too. She tests the support system that, in theory, women (particularly new moms) are supposed to provide one another. By Maria • Sep 19, 2012 04:15 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Will Cambridge wants two kids Will Cambridge is a good name. Can we call him that? Here are Prince William and his Catherine on Day 2 of their tour in Singapore. She wore two dresses. She wore those cork wedges with a white Alexander McQueen eyelet suit situation which...I’m pretty sure Sarah Burton By Lainey • Sep 12, 2012 10:11 am
Jock Smut The Brady-Bundchens go bowling I don’t know why it’s working out like this that every time I post about Jessica Simpson there soon follows a post about Gisele Bundchen but Maria may have started it with her article about the two last week - click here for a refresher - and now By Lainey • Sep 11, 2012 06:26 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession There was no runway-off The showdown never materialised. Victoria Beckham and Katie Holmes were supposed to go head to head at New York Fashion Week. And then, I dunno, I’m in TIFF delirium but it didn’t happen. Victoria showed first. Please click here to see photos from the collection. That hat is By Lainey • Sep 10, 2012 05:23 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession The Blue Ivy Carter is loved Beyonce and Jay-Z worshipped the Blue Ivy Carter on their yacht in the South of France yesterday. You know how all babies smell good? I bet you she smells like baby good but way more...expensive. I bet you the Blue Ivy Carter is the caviar of baby smelling. I By Lainey • Sep 06, 2012 04:03 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession In the same city with My Obsession The Taylor-Johnsons are in Toronto. I’m in Toronto. OMG. Here they are arriving yesterday with daughters Wylda Rae and Romy Hero for the TIFF premiere of Anna Karenina. They are the opposite of the Paltrow-Martins: we do everything together. I want to see them at a party together. But By Lainey • Sep 06, 2012 02:40 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Beyonce’s Birthday Boat As you know, it was Beyonce’s 31st birthday yesterday and she had her birthday cards scanned and posted on her site - click here for a refresher. While we were reading about how much her friends and family love her, B and Jay-Z were celebrating on a yacht in By Lainey • Sep 05, 2012 10:40 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Slum Love in the pool Well, at least she’s not wearing a belly chain. Given that she’s ok with the world knowing that that is her boyfriend and that she gave him a top job on her tour and that he calls her BEAR, slumming it with a belly chain while in her By Lainey • Aug 31, 2012 11:45 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Blue’s blue headphones! Apple Martin wore pink ones. But how could there be any other colour but blue for the Blue Ivy Carter? The Blue Ivy Carter was carried by her father in New York today. He was protecting her ears for a helicopter ride. Hamptons? The Carters have been spending a lot By Lainey • Aug 30, 2012 04:10 pm
Famewhores Posh, H7, and a Katherine Jenkins No idea what a Katherine Jenkins was until she introduced herself to me by announcing that she’d never had an affair with David Beckham...on Twitter. Of course. Apparently there were rumours. So she had to deny them. And then some crazy fan threatened her so she called the By Lainey • Aug 27, 2012 04:18 pm
Parent Pimps The New York Times Fangirls Maude Apatow A few hours after my post on Maude Apatow went up on Friday (click here if you missed it), The New York Times posted a story on her: “She’s 14, Going on 140 Characters.” The article is supremely annoying (as these types of articles in the Times can be) By Maria • Aug 27, 2012 11:00 am
Parent Pimps The Family Apatow There’s a marked difference, to me, between a child star and a child actor. Miley Cyrus was a child star, Dakota Fanning was a child actor who became famous. I would count Maude and Iris Apatow in the child actor column because they only appear in their dad Judd’ By Maria • Aug 24, 2012 02:12 pm
