Baby and Bump Obsession Moms in heels and babies in New York We need a mood cleanse from that blind riddle, don’t we? It’s either puppies or babies then. Oh but please. Why do I lie? Babies and mommies > puppies, especially right now. Because we can’t seem to get enough of people having babies. It’s like the By Lainey • Oct 23, 2012 02:20 pm
Douchebags You can call it The Blue Ivy What? A restaurant, a hotel, a nail bar? So long as it isn’t baby related goods. Because according to the United States Patent and Trademark Office Beyonce and Jay-Z don’t get to hog Blue Ivy. They tried though. They tried to legally monopolise the name after the By Lainey • Oct 23, 2012 11:43 am
Baby and Bump Obsession H7 Pebbles My ma used to style my hair like this too. Most girls, right? Except not with a navy bow that’s perfectly positioned and probably costs $250. Of course H7 has trainers in the season’s hottest colour too. I really love how H7’s mother can hold her while By Lainey • Oct 22, 2012 04:53 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Unlikely Naming Skills: Fox and Green So Megan Fox and Brian (Austin) Green’s son was born at the end of September and we’re just now hearing about it. Does it make you love them a little bit? It does, right? I have bad news – you might be about to love them more. If you’ By Duana • Oct 17, 2012 04:07 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Katie Holmes: artist seeking artist Katie Holmes is supposedly done with actors. According to Radar, even though she’s pretty much exclusively dated actors, Katie’s sworn them off now and apparently wants to hook up with an artist. God I wonder what a morning pitch meeting at Radar looks like? And whether or not By Lainey • Oct 16, 2012 11:22 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Naomi & Liev’s coordinated parenting Two blonde boys, both parents in khaki trenches. Naomi’s is good, especially with the black leather trim. By Lainey • Oct 10, 2012 04:37 pm
Girly Throw Downs Mimi & Dem Babies vs Nicki Minaj As I wrote last week, Nicki Minaj is getting seriously outplayed by Mimi on American Idol. You can’t take down the Mother of Dem Babies, an experienced Bitch, with a Twitter rant even if you do have more followers. And especially not when you signed a contract with the By Lainey • Oct 08, 2012 11:05 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Blue Ivy Carter has a rival Tom Ford and his partner Richard Bentley are proud fathers of Alexander John Buckley Ford. Alexander was born on September 23. Tom is 51, Richard 64. Finally, a proper rival for the Blue Ivy Carter. And maybe a possible future hookup. Who else but the Baby Ford could know the By Lainey • Oct 05, 2012 04:34 pm
Girly Throw Downs Nicki Minaj is trying to hurt Dem Babies I wrote yesterday that Nicki Minaj needs a Bitch Coach. Because Mimi is seriously outplaying her; she has a lot more experience. Oh ignorant youth... Think about it -- while Nicki’s trying to take down a Bitch legend on Twitter (obviously unsuccessfully), Mimi hasn’t even STOOD UP yet. She By Lainey • Oct 05, 2012 10:53 am
Maple Leaf Blanket Watch You know how I feel about BumpWatch: it’s an insufferably unreliable form of gossip reporting and besides, how can we argue about promoting healthy body types when we accuse women of pregnancy if they migrate healthily from a size 0 to a size 2? Blanket Watch on the other By Lainey • Oct 04, 2012 11:37 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Olive The Other Parents (Lainey: for those of you new to the site, Duana is a name snob - click here for a refresher - and thus is our go-to writer on the subject of celebrity - or anyone, really - baby-naming.) The time-lapse between the first email titled “Drew Barrymore Baby” and my flight By Duana • Oct 02, 2012 10:36 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Slum Love at Paris Fashion Week Look at this fool in the front row at Chanel DURING THE PRESENTATION. With his shades on. Like he’s a main event, instead of the slum lover of a main event who happens to have really, REALLY bad taste. If you’re Casper Smart and even Kanye West isn’ By Lainey • Oct 02, 2012 10:26 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Posh carries...a backpack! Victoria Beckham accompanied son Cruz to his soccer game yesterday. She threw his backpack over her shoulder as they were leaving. BUT IT’S NOT HERMES. Posh had H7 with her the day before when it was Romeo’s turn. Now you know this entire post was just an excuse By Lainey • Oct 01, 2012 05:59 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession The Call from Dad Have you started infantalising your parents yet? They say that it’s inevitable: you become the parent, they become the children. I will never know what it is to worry for a child (and I won’t insult you parents with a comparison to my dogs since I know how By Lainey • Sep 27, 2012 02:26 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Beckhams: flats and affection I’ve been enjoying this for several minutes -- seeing Victoria Beckham in cut off shorts and flats at her kids’ soccer game yesterday. It is not, as you know, the way she likes to be seen and it’s really too bad because it’s the way I like her By Lainey • Sep 24, 2012 04:31 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Jessica Fondles Her Fanbase When Lainey emailed me about Jessica Simpson’s guest post on iVillage, I was like “Ugh f-ck here we go again.” Disliking Jessica Simpson is so easy but kind of tiring, too. She tests the support system that, in theory, women (particularly new moms) are supposed to provide one By Maria • Sep 19, 2012 04:15 pm
