Baby and Bump Obsession 3 kids, an engagement ring, and long gross nails Do they draw straws? What is the child selection process for a Brange one-parent trip? I’m sure in this case it’s something boring. Like Maddox is off at camp, or maybe with dad and grandma Pitt for a racial sensitivity photo opportunity, and the twins are still too By Lainey • Jul 09, 2012 06:02 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession When parents are embarrassing Many of you are young parents. Do you ever worry about this? Because we can all safely say that we’ve been embarrassed by our parents, right? When will it be your turn to embarrass your kids? What will you do? Will you write to a newspaper to say that By Lainey • Jul 09, 2012 04:52 pm
Break Ups It took Katie 10 days and now she takes taxis (There are other, several, non Tom & Katie posts scheduled for today. Most of them are half-written but I’ve had to put them on hold because these two seem so determined to take over the world. Please know those stories are on the way.) Katie Holmes announced she’d By Lainey • Jul 09, 2012 02:04 pm
Girly Throw Downs Tom wins a round I’ll never choose not to use a sports analogy if it’s available. So if the Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes divorce situation can be compared to a boxing match, and we expect it to go 12 rounds, let’s say that Katie, obviously, won the first round easily, almost By Lainey • Jul 09, 2012 12:34 pm
Break Ups These people are not Church approved They can’t be, right? Because they’re part of New Katie’s life. New Katie has cut off everyone who’s connected to Scientology. Not sure yet who accompanied her and Suri yesterday in New York but these people are certainly not approved by Xenu. And, well, I really By Lainey • Jul 06, 2012 10:59 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Happy Afflecks on the Fourth Ben Affleck figured it out a year ago - Jennifer Garner and his children saved his career. Oh sure, he’s a talented director, but in this celebrity environment, talent relies on public image; he’s lucky his wife is forgiving. And every reformed man in Hollywood right now must By Lainey • Jul 05, 2012 01:51 pm
Break Ups Katie’s New York freedom Little Sci has been my nickname for Suri Cruise since she was born. It started out as creative licence, pure jokes. And now... Well... LittleSci is the reality Katie Holmes is evidently trying to avoid. Katie took Suri out for ice cream last night in New York as her defection By Lainey • Jul 04, 2012 10:30 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Baby’s first Euro This is Chris Hemsworth with his wife and his mother-in-law holding on to baby India in Madrid yesterday where the Spanish football team arrived following their Euro Cup victory over Italy. It must have been bananas in other parts of the city. Hemsworth should begin production on Thor 2 soon. By Lainey • Jul 03, 2012 11:57 am
Break Ups Tom Cruise’s 50th Birthday And his now-estranged wife, Katie Holmes, dropped a divorce on his ass. You know I love a good conspiracy theory but the consensus really is the truth this time - he was not expecting it, it was not planned, there was no contract that terminated; 100% he was surprised, and, By Lainey • Jul 03, 2012 11:25 am
Break Ups Katie, Nicole, and Rupert I find it pretty rich that Rupert Murdoch, who could out-sinister Dick Cheney and Karl Rove, is attacking Scientology but whatever, that’s another conversation. Murdoch, who is very, very close with Nicole Kidman, which is why none of his tabloids ever sh-t on her, was tweeting this weekend about By Lainey • Jul 02, 2012 12:12 pm
Break Ups Katie vs Xenu Scientology is being blamed for the breakdown. Specifically, Katie’s desire to block the Church from turning her daughter into the Little Sci. What started it though, according to my sources, is Katie’s desire to live in New York full time. She’s been pushing for it for over By Lainey • Jul 02, 2012 11:39 am
Break Ups Katie be strong... For my initial report today on the Katie Holmes/Tom Cruise split, please click here. NYC paps say Katie Holmes was still wearing her wedding ring on Wednesday. Pictures are attached. You know what’s interesting about that? They’ve always said that Tom and his inner circle check pap By Lainey • Jun 29, 2012 04:51 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession This Hot Bitch takes her son to Paris Sharon Stone is in Paris with her son Quinn. Holiday? Sure. And a convenient photo shoot. Just to rub it into your ass how well she looks in her 50s. Like, ridiculous. And totally the opposite of over-processed. Her lips aren’t giving birth to new lips, her cheeks aren’ By Lainey • Jun 29, 2012 10:37 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Hat off Charlize This is the first photo of Charlize Theron with her head buzzed but not wearing her hat. It’s not a great quality shot but I think you can appreciate her beauty. If that were me I promise you, you’d rather look at a picture of someone popping a By Lainey • Jun 28, 2012 03:20 pm
Famewhores Megan Fox is LeAnn Rimes now We had to wait a few days before getting access to these shots as they’d been held exclusively by other outlets that were able to bid at a higher level to publish them first and with a long lead time. As you can see, very obviously, Megan Fox and By Lainey • Jun 27, 2012 04:35 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Maleficent’s staff, Maleficent’s twins The Jolie’s staff looks to have a green eye staring out from its head. Does it fire laser beams? Any character with horns growing out her head has to walk around with a staff. It would be irresponsible not to. Maybe one day nerds will start writing horny fan By Lainey • Jun 27, 2012 01:41 pm
