Baby and Bump Obsession Penelope & Javier: Happy 2 years Penelope Cruz and Javier Barden married 2 years ago this month. Here they are in Madrid today having dinner with some friends. I love what she’s wearing. I also love the picture of her pointing her finger. Maybe that’s the face she gave to David Miscavige when he By Lainey • Jul 18, 2012 04:47 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Oh, you too Johnny? This is Johnny Depp at Nice airport today with his children Lily-Rose and Jack. Apparently they’re on holiday in the South of France. Given that he’s packing some beer along with them, perhaps they’re heading out on the boat? The boat is called Vajoliroja - Vanessa, Johnny, By Lainey • Jul 18, 2012 04:10 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Katie takes control of Suri While PEOPLE’s cover this week features Tom Cruise and his sad eyes - click here or see below for that article from earlier today - US Weekly’s focus is on our new superhero, Courage Mom, Katie Holmes. Very smart. The cover hints at Katie’s parenting decisions, appealing directly to By Lainey • Jul 18, 2012 02:34 pm
Girly Throw Downs Baby Blue and a braided bun It’s the Blue Ivy Carter and her mother Beyonce in New York today. Look at Blue’s hair! All of that hair! And it’s her own hair. For now. Blue’s ma, as you know, hasn’t been seen with her own hair in many, many years. (Ever? By Lainey • Jul 18, 2012 02:01 pm
Sports Pose hard in a trench But first... Look at H7! She’s walking on her chubby little legs! H7’s mother is promoting her collection in Dublin. Check her out, working hard in a trench coat. Never a candid moment for Victoria Beckham, right? Not even with a microphone in her face. I love the By Lainey • Jul 18, 2012 12:14 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Sad Skinny Tom Here’s the new PEOPLE cover. As you can see, they picked a shot of his “sad eyes”. His world is “shattered”. It’s his “private pain”. That’s what we, the women, respond to isn’t it? Tom Cruise the victim? He is hurting. He needs a hug. That By Lainey • Jul 18, 2012 11:31 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Suri sees her dad First shots of Tom Cruise in New York with daughter Suri, formerly Little Sci. He’s not seen her since Katie Holmes told him via her lawyer that she didn’t want to be married anymore. Supposedly, according to their divorce agreement, Tom is not to teach Suri the ways By Lainey • Jul 17, 2012 01:39 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Katie Holmes from Bountiful Bountiful is a small town in British Columbia, Canada. Of polygamists. I mean, it’s FAMOUS for the polygamy. Anyway, Duana made this brilliant observation yesterday about Katie Holmes’s hair: “I am seriously one to talk, but that long, never-tended hair on both of them feels kind of By Lainey • Jul 17, 2012 11:45 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Gwen Stefani: flat abs, new song There were a few of you who emailed me earlier this year after I posted these photos of Gwen Stefani predicting that she was pregnant. I wanted to kill myself. Because if that looks pregnant, I’ve basically been double pregnant my entire life. Only not. Girls, what are we By Lainey • Jul 16, 2012 04:50 pm
Girly Throw Downs Katie the Disciplinarian Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise continue to get papped incessantly in New York. They went to a pet store the other day. Suri wanted a puppy. Katie said no. Suri pouted. She ended up wailing on her way out. Good decision on Katie's part. Pet stores support puppy By Lainey • Jul 16, 2012 11:55 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Michelle & Jason's family weekend These pictures are SO cute. Here are Michelle Williams and Jason Segel in New York enjoying the weekend with Matilda. Jason looked after Matilda the other day when Michelle was at Comic-Con for Oz. Click here to see those shots. Here's what I love about these photos, By Lainey • Jul 16, 2012 10:37 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Forever newborn Chris Hemsworth’s daughter India is 8 weeks old. I know that’s small. But I feel like even when she’s 18 weeks old she’ll still look this small in his arms. Like hamster-sized. That’s the only commentary I wanted to make on these photos other By Lainey • Jul 12, 2012 05:26 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Chatty Matilda Check out little Matilda Ledger yammering away, hand in hand with her mother’s boyfriend Jason Segel. Cute, right? The two were photographed in New York yesterday and as you can see, although Segel and Michelle Williams have only been dating about six months, he has clearly become fully integrated By Lainey • Jul 12, 2012 12:52 pm
Break Ups Suri In The City One day, if all goes according to plan, Katie Holmes’s plan that is, Suri Cruise will call herself a New Yorker. Katie intends for Suri to grow up in the city. I know she’s only 6 but do you see Suri Cruise as a New York City girl? By Lainey • Jul 12, 2012 11:53 am
Famewhores The Popular Katie Holmes Exclusive Two months ago Katie Holmes was a dead-eyed joke. Do not pretend you don’t remember it. But it’s getting harder and harder to remember it, isn’t it? In two weeks Katie Holmes has gone from robot to independent asskicker. It’s an extraordinary image overhaul, By Lainey • Jul 11, 2012 11:40 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Prince William of hip-hop Ok, not really. But check him out from the side in the first photo attached. Doesn’t that look like Will Wales? It’s obviously not Will Wales. This is Chet Haze. Or, rather, Chester Haze. Or, rather, Chester Hanks. The son of Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson. Now, apparently, By Lainey • Jul 11, 2012 10:25 am