Baby and Bump Obsession Blue Ivy came out naturally This is what her parents are saying. Beyonce and Jay-Z released their official Birth of the Throne announcement yesterday as follows: "We are happy to announce the arrival of our beautiful daughter, Blue Ivy Carter, born on Saturday, January 7, 2012. Her birth was emotional and extremely peaceful By Lainey • Jan 10, 2012 09:59 am
Lifestyle Red Jeans: Isla Fisher edition I know. I have a jeans problem. And an even more serious red jeans problem. I love my red jeans so much. It’ll go away soon. For now though, every celebrity in red jeans it’s like I have to post it. Click here for the previous red jeans By Lainey • Jan 09, 2012 12:18 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Not pregnant at 30 Catherine of William is 30 today. Pippa and Harry are supposedly planning a birthday party for her. And UK tabloids are reporting that Prince William has been thinking of what to gift her: a watch and a commissioned oil painting to commemorate her first year as his wife. How would By Lainey • Jan 09, 2012 10:15 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Blue Ivy, security, and vaginal preservation Blue Ivy. Blue IV. Why not Blue Four? Well I guess that would be too Beckham Seven. I suppose they think the Ivy IV is pretty clever. Clever or not, it certainly wasn’t random. Four is their favourite number. Somehow they found a way to work it in. Including By Lainey • Jan 09, 2012 08:46 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Not today Beyonce went out today. Little Rider is still inside of her. So maybe tonight, but definitely not today. Last week, some idiot released an idiot rumour that she’d given birth and called the baby Tiana. It lit up Twitter, made every headline on every site, spiked traffic everywhere...and By Lainey • Jan 06, 2012 06:19 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession This should be JLo’s inspiration Here are Sam Taylor-Wood and Aaron Johnson enjoying the winter sun on a walk in Primrose Hill today. Photo Assumption says they’re hopelessly in love, totally into it, and happily expecting the birth of their second child, her fourth. And he’s still just 21. And I am By Lainey • Jan 06, 2012 11:34 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Sienna Miller is pregnant I don’t usually get excited about celebrity pregnancies. Or any pregnancies. Unless of course it’s growing inside Angelina Jolie. But for some reason, I am really, really excited about Sienna Miller. Sienna Miller and Tom Sturridge are expecting. Like, Sienna Miller is about to become a mother. SIENNA By Lainey • Jan 06, 2012 10:56 am
Baby and Bump Obsession No Paris for Posh David Beckham was supposed to sign with Paris Saint-Germain and play in Europe again. I mean it was sounding like a done deal for weeks, even before he led the LA Galaxy to the MLS championship. Now PSG has confirmed (they sound disappointed) that Becks has walked away from By Lainey • Jan 03, 2012 05:16 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Riding sidecar You remember that exchange in Garden State? (I wonder if I would still love that movie watching it now instead of 7 years ago.) When Zach Braff offers Natalie Portman a ride home and she’s like, I’m not riding sidecar, sidecars are for bitches? For most people, yes. By Lainey • Jan 03, 2012 02:19 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Jessica Alba’s New Year’s body Jessica Alba is spending New Year’s in Mexico with her family. It’s been just over 4 months since she and her husband Cash Warren had baby girl Haven; she looks great in a bikini already. Alba currently has no projects lined up for 2012. But first daughter Honor’ By Lainey • Dec 30, 2011 10:50 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Planning the birth I still don’t understand the people who don’t believe that Beyonce is actually pregnant. Something about her faking it because she didn’t want to gain weight? Check her out here in New York yesterday. That looks like a full face to me. In fact, B is fuller By Lainey • Dec 22, 2011 11:23 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Don't see an heir in there Was it In Touch that reported 3 weeks ago that Catherine Cambridge was pregnant? And even though it was In Touch, the bullsh-ttiest of the bullsh-t, still there were many of you who were all like - and smugly too! - um, oh yeah, Lainey, she totally is. Have a By Lainey • Dec 21, 2011 02:57 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Extensions for dad It was Brad Pitt’s birthday yesterday. He’s 48 now. How did he celebrate? Well on Saturday he and the Jolie took all 6 of their kids to the Cirque du Soleil Michael Jackson show in Vegas. As you can see, for her dad’s birthday, Miss Zahara got By Lainey • Dec 19, 2011 10:41 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Tom’s big pressure week Tom Cruise is back in New York, seen here today with Katie Holmes and Little Sci, pushing through some last minute photo opportunities before Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol (God that colon is so f-cking annoying) opens (in limited) tomorrow. See how skilled his security is? They do a great By Lainey • Dec 15, 2011 01:15 pm
Famewhores Best of 2011: Little Rider Cockblocks Everyone It was the MTV VMAs. The night was supposed to belong to Britney as the recipient of the Video Vanguard Award. And then Beyonce’s baby came along and cockblocked everyone...with a mic drop. Please. I wanted to chest bump Jacek but he really doesn’t appreciate a great By Lainey • Dec 12, 2011 04:10 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Happy and expecting Jared Padalecki and wife Genevieve were photographed today in Vancouver. Really, really cute pictures, right? Happy, in love, excited, expecting. Seems like a good way to end the day. By Lainey • Dec 08, 2011 06:59 pm
