Baby and Bump Obsession The Brange and the Smurf The Brange took all their kids to FAO Schwartz in New York yesterday. I always wonder the most random things when it comes to these two. Like...who pays? Does he pull out his credit card or does she do it? Or do they roll like William and Harry? With By Lainey • Dec 08, 2011 11:57 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Worst of 2011: who’s the father of January Jones’s baby? WHO CARES? On paper it was Great for Gossip: Beautiful actress, mystery sire, married director... We were made for this. But at the heart of the story: January Jones. F-cking Boring January Jones. January Jones who - ask Zach Galifianakis - is a giant bitch to begin with, which is normally By Lainey • Dec 06, 2011 04:05 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Chosen One is a gangster Angelina Jolie took numbers 2, 3, and 4 to see The Muppets the other day. Please. You need an adult version of Miss Zahara’s camel coat, don’t you? I need an adult version of the Chosen One Shiloh’s badass little motorocycle boots that she’s wearing gangster By Lainey • Dec 05, 2011 11:48 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Stay pregnant! I don’t think I’ve received a single email disagreeing about my position on Porny’s pregnancy style: that it’s remarkably superior to her non-pregnancy style, as in it’s GOOD style. Crazy talk, right? But look at her, stringing together win after win this week in By Lainey • Dec 02, 2011 09:41 am
Baby and Bump Obsession They are a happy family Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck were out with their daughter Seraphina yesterday and came across paps from pretty much every agency. By my count, at least 6. Despite knowing they were being shot, Ben still managed to lean in and give his wife some sugar, prompting her to smile delightedly By Lainey • Dec 01, 2011 01:20 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Porny’s pregnancy steeze She wears her clothes so much better when she’s pregnant, non? Look at my Porny last night in New York with her freeloader. Doesn’t she look lovely? Isn’t that a good fit? Why can’t she do this when there’s no baby inside of her? But By Lainey • Nov 30, 2011 12:01 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Zoom on this People keep wanting there to be a baby inside Catherine Cambridge. In Touch reported last week that she is indeed pregnant. Right. It’s In Touch. In other words, we’re nowhere. But now the obsessive Princess BumpWatch has moved into another gear. And everyone’s trying to zoom in By Lainey • Nov 23, 2011 09:33 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Pregnancy pays already for Porny This is Jessica Simpson with her freeloader yesterday celebrating her nephew’s 3rd birthday. As you well know Porny is now pregnant with her own. Us Weekly reports that she will be signing with Weight Watchers after she gives birth to lose all her baby gain. Apparently she’ll have By Lainey • Nov 22, 2011 12:54 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession H7’s first championship David Beckham led the Los Angeles Galaxy to an MLS championship last night in front of his wife, his parents, his sons, and his baby girl Harper Seven. It was the crowning achievement on an investment that keeps paying off. Did you know that 600,000 jerseys were sold in By Lainey • Nov 21, 2011 12:43 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Mimi > Dembabies Nick Cannon went baby crazy yesterday on his Twitter with new photos of Dembabies, Roc and Roe. Please note that their mother, the real Mariah Mimi, has to be present always, even if it means luxuriating her foot in their faces, clad in a pink dressing gown (which I imagine By Lainey • Nov 18, 2011 12:18 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession H7 in a stroller! Why am I exclamation pointing this title? Maybe it’s just me. I just got really excited seeing Posh pushing a stroller through LAX and not carrying H7 in her arms. And I got even more excited looking at pictures of her carrying one of those detachable baby seat situations By Lainey • Nov 17, 2011 04:31 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Beyonce makes it better My go-to on a sh-tty day is usually Mimi. Sasha loves Mimi too. But she adores Beyonce without irony. Sometimes watching Beyonce actually makes her cry. I think she cried when Beyonce dropped her microphone and rubbed her belly at the VMAs. Anyway, Sasha’s had a rough By Lainey • Nov 17, 2011 03:24 pm
Maple Leaf For the last time... Early yesterday, it was reported that Mariah Yeater, the woman who claims Justin Bieber made her baby, had dropped her paternity suit and was dumped by her lawyers. By midday, her new lawyer, who looks like he sells used cars, insisted that Mariah is still pursuing the matter, only they’ By Lainey • Nov 17, 2011 11:09 am
Maple Leaf She said that he was the one But the kid is not his son I have always loved the way Michael delivered it: “Just remember to always think twice”. He sang it like a warning. A seductive warning. Like, they decided in the studio that a lyric from a song should be performed with as much deliberation By Lainey • Nov 16, 2011 11:03 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Spanx and Potholes Victoria Beckham is in New York being a fashion designer. Last night she was at the WWD Apparel & Retail CEO Summit wearing leather legwarmers that I’m actually kinda into and Louboutins that were two sizes too big. But pause. She’s a CEO. Continue. Is that a Spanx By Lainey • Nov 15, 2011 01:50 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: How pretty is Pink!?! With husband Carey Hart and their baby Willow Sage at the premiere of Happy Feet Two yesterday. They all look great, right? Especially Pink in a well cut jacket with trousers that hang perfectly just so on top of her open toe booties. And it’s a good, accessible look By Lainey • Nov 14, 2011 09:00 am
