Baby and Bump Obsession Beyonce makes it better My go-to on a sh-tty day is usually Mimi. Sasha loves Mimi too. But she adores Beyonce without irony. Sometimes watching Beyonce actually makes her cry. I think she cried when Beyonce dropped her microphone and rubbed her belly at the VMAs. Anyway, Sasha’s had a rough day because By Lainey • Nov 17, 2011 03:24 pm
Maple Leaf For the last time... Early yesterday, it was reported that Mariah Yeater, the woman who claims Justin Bieber made her baby, had dropped her paternity suit and was dumped by her lawyers. By midday, her new lawyer, who looks like he sells used cars, insisted that Mariah is still pursuing the matter, only they’ By Lainey • Nov 17, 2011 11:09 am
Maple Leaf She said that he was the one But the kid is not his son I have always loved the way Michael delivered it: “Just remember to always think twice”. He sang it like a warning. A seductive warning. Like, they decided in the studio that a lyric from a song should be performed with as much deliberation By Lainey • Nov 16, 2011 11:03 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Spanx and Potholes Victoria Beckham is in New York being a fashion designer. Last night she was at the WWD Apparel & Retail CEO Summit wearing leather legwarmers that I’m actually kinda into and Louboutins that were two sizes too big. But pause. She’s a CEO. Continue. Is that a Spanx By Lainey • Nov 15, 2011 01:50 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: How pretty is Pink!?! With husband Carey Hart and their baby Willow Sage at the premiere of Happy Feet Two yesterday. They all look great, right? Especially Pink in a well cut jacket with trousers that hang perfectly just so on top of her open toe booties. And it’s a good, accessible look By Lainey • Nov 14, 2011 09:00 am
Baby and Bump Obsession They didn’t stay long The Brange and all the children left Tokyo today. Here they are, trudging through the airport with their various sleep aids and toys and pillows after Brad and Angelina worked the sales pitch for Moneyball. All in all like 48 hours. I know it feels like a long way to By Lainey • Nov 10, 2011 11:13 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Everyone grab a hand That has to be the Brange Family Rule, right? You must be holding the hand of at least one other family member. Oh wait. Except for Maddox. Maddox is 10 now. He carries his own bag. And is apparently into elf hair. Maddox just needs to stay in the middle By Lainey • Nov 08, 2011 11:49 am
Maple Leaf OMG Thanks God they’re still together!!!!!!!! Radaronline went full balls on Friday afternoon with a report about Selena Gomez breaking up with Justin Bieber because of the allegations that he fathered the baby of Mariah (not Carey). That sound you heard was me screaming NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO from the Maldives. The next night, Selena and Justin showed up By Lainey • Nov 07, 2011 10:58 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Natalie Portman takes over from Taupe I used to think Taupe Jennifer Garner had the worst mother style, like, ever. Please click here if you need a refresher. Goddamn that sh-t was bad. And then this weekend Natalie Portman stepped out with her baby and her baby father and this is what happened. Heinous, right? Here By Lainey • Nov 07, 2011 08:58 am
Baby and Bump Obsession H7 makes mom look so pretty Victoria watched David play last night. Her sons and Harper Seven came with her. And they were joined by Victoria’s friend Eva Longoria. They both had good hair. And makeup. Especially Posh. This particular style she’s wearing right now, and the length, Olsen twins style, really works for By Lainey • Nov 04, 2011 01:35 pm
Douchebags No, no, he’s not a dick at all Hugh Grant is a father. Us Weekly broke the story that the 51 year old welcomed a baby girl in October. There is no official word on who the mother is but multiple outlets are speculating that she’s a Chinese actress called Tinglan Hong with whom Hugh was seen By Lainey • Nov 01, 2011 07:30 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Little Sci is at the door Tom Cruise continues to work on One Shot in Pittsburgh so his family, including wife Katie Holmes, their daughter Little Sci Suri, and son Connor were there for Halloween weekend. Katie was charged with managing the festivities on Saturday, seen here with Connor and Suri, in costume, trick or treating By Lainey • Nov 01, 2011 08:17 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Porny’s pregnant Halloween Jessica Simpson officially officially announced on her website yesterday that she and that freeloader are expecting. Apparently she’d been planning it for a while. Even put together a special “mummy” Halloween/White Snake video photo shoot. How about the fact that it took a gag costume for her to By Lainey • Nov 01, 2011 07:39 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Fat’s ok on a baby Victoria Beckham took Harper Seven to her big brother Brooklyn’s football game the other day. As you can see, H7, like her other brother Romeo, seems to have inherited her mother’s mouth. It’s a very distinctive Posh mouth. Also, H7 is all rolls. Look at her big By Lainey • Oct 31, 2011 11:59 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Oh well this is nice Look at Jennifer Garner’s big smile today in Brentwood out for a walk with her husband Ben Affleck. He holds her hand as they cross the street. He leans in to tell her something and it makes her laugh. He has his arm around her waist and she can’ By Lainey • Oct 27, 2011 05:27 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession They are blonde together My Obsession, Sam Taylor-Wood + Aaron Johnson, noted this way on purpose, are seen here arriving at the London Film Festival tonight. She is pregnant again with their second, her fourth. He is now blonde, presumably because he’s currently playing Vronsky in Joe Wright’s adaptation of Anna Karenina with By Lainey • Oct 26, 2011 05:07 pm