Famewhores Beyonce copyright Remember when Beyonce complained about her unflattering photos after the Super Bowl? Click here for a refresher. That’s what happens when you complain. If you don’t complain, no one notices. As soon as you do complain, they notice all the time. And then they meme your ass. There’ By Lainey • Apr 23, 2013 02:49 pm
Beyoncé Mrs Carter’s big nipples Beyonce kicked off The Mrs Carter Show World Tour in Belgrade yesterday. It’s always a spectacle where B is concerned and, obviously, a major part of that is the clothing. And all the Spanxing. Can you imagine singing and dancing in triple Spanx? I can’t even lie down By Lainey • Apr 16, 2013 01:14 pm
Music Beyonce vs Beyonce Dance-Off! But here’s the thing about Beyonce -- no one is really good enough to dance-off against Beyonce...except Beyonce. So she’s dancing-off against herself. B teased us to it earlier this week -- click here for a refresher. Most speculated it would be the release of a By Lainey • Apr 04, 2013 09:19 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The BIC’s little chair Everyone else to the left, indeed. Even her mother on the cover of British Vogue. Check out this amazing shot posted on Beyonce’s Tumblr -- two directors chairs positioned side by side. For Mrs Carter. And, most importantly, one for the BIC. Please. Who cares about the magazine?!? The By Lainey • Apr 03, 2013 11:27 am
Media Manipulation Beyonce for H&M They’re calling it a partnership. When did spokesperson become a bad word? This is Beyonce for H&M. They say she had a hand in the design of the pieces in the campaign, inspired by her “individual style”. Sure. And the advertisements, soon to be staring at you By Lainey • Mar 21, 2013 12:44 pm
Music Bow down to Beyonce Beyonce released a new track on her Tumblr yesterday. It’s called Bow Down/ I Been On. I’ve attached below. Here are some of the lyrics, not unlike other rap lyrics, only she doesn’t get to boast about dick size: I know when you were little girls You By Lainey • Mar 18, 2013 12:20 pm
BFFs Besties with Beysus? You think Mrs Timberlake wallpapered one side of her apartment with this photo? And the PEOPLE Magazine cover of her husband jumping on her head on the other? As you know, Justin Timberlake collaborated with Jay-Z on his upcoming album The 20/20 Experience. The two will also be touring By Lainey • Mar 08, 2013 10:14 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Beyonce’s Tree Of Life You see what I meant when I wrote last week -- click here for a refresher -- about the amateur obviousness of Beyonce’s film direction? The Tree Of Life. When the Blue Ivy Carter was born. How were you not pounding your couch? And pausing on her dewy “natural” By Lainey • Feb 18, 2013 12:01 pm
BFFs Beyonce Weekend This is Beysus in Elie Saab at the premiere last night for her HBO documentary Life Is But A Dream, about Beyonce, interviewed by Beyonce, directed by Beyonce. I reviewed the film yesterday. Click here if you missed it. In short, Beyonce’s direction totally sucks and this is why By Lainey • Feb 13, 2013 01:56 pm
BFFs Mrs Timberlake’s favourite song As you know, Justin Timberlake’s The 20/20 Experience, his first new album in years, drops in March. Another song, Mirrors, has been released online. This is the one you can sing at/to your friends in the car in the summer. This is the one Mrs Timberlake sings By Lainey • Feb 12, 2013 11:08 am
Amazingness Beyonce’s Life & Dreams Beyonce Beyonce, everywhere Beyonce. 2013 has been all about Beyonce. Tonight is President Obama’s State of the Union address. Will it be inspired by Beyonce? Here’s Beyonce on the cover of the March issue of Vogue which, gloat alert!, I reported back in December 21. The pictures are By Lainey • Feb 12, 2013 10:30 am
Grammy Awards 2013 Mrs Timberlake’s best night ever! Better than the time her husband jumped on her head on their wedding day on the cover of PEOPLE Magazine? Maybe. Because that was in Italy. And there was no live television audience. At the Grammys though, she was front row. Seated beside Beysus. And Jay-Z poured champagne for her. By Lainey • Feb 11, 2013 09:41 am
Girly Throw Downs How will Beyonce take over the Grammys? Will she? B’s been criticised this week for stealing all the lights at the Super Bowl and not being Madonna enough or being too into herself or showing off too much skin or cockblocking the girls of Destiny’s Child and, of course, not wanting to look ugly so. By Lainey • Feb 08, 2013 11:49 am
Media Manipulation Bey for a Bargain After the off-brand BuzzFeed debacle -- Beyonce can’t be ugly! (seriously has anyone heard from the publicist Yvette? I’m worried for her) -- Beyoncé yesterday announced that her Mrs Carter World Tour tickets will be very accessibly priced, with tickets as low as $45 (and as high as By Maria • Feb 07, 2013 11:45 am
Amazingness Beyonce can’t be ugly My favourite, favourite, FAVOURITE story of the week... So there’s Beyonce at the Super Bowl, destroying the stage with her thighs and wind machines. And the praise is universal. They raved. They marvelled. They called her the new King of Pop. And BuzzFeed offered this post at the altar By Lainey • Feb 06, 2013 10:29 am
Amazingness It was a lot of strutting I’ve spent the last 20 minutes trying to decide which moments from the Beyonce Bowl to turn into GIFs but there are too many. The whole performance was a GIF, non? There are too many facial expressions. There was too much weave-thrashing right up at the crowd. There are By Lainey • Feb 04, 2013 09:56 am
