Beyoncé Beysus cracks Page Six was first last week with a report on Beyonce’s second pregnancy. E! ended the week with their own exclusive, citing multiple sources who’d supposedly confirmed that she is indeed expecting again. Beyonce’s response? Very uncharacteristic. She posted an angry note on Instagram that read as By Lainey • May 20, 2013 12:22 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession The Spare ... is coming Page Six reported it first earlier this week -- that Beyonce is expecting it again. Both PEOPLE and US Weekly then cited sources that dismissed the rumours. But on Tuesday, Beysus cancelled her show in Belgium due to “dehydration and exhaustion”. She was back on stage the next night... Now E! By Lainey • May 17, 2013 03:04 pm
Met Gala 2013 Extra at the MET: Beyonce There’s a lot going on here. It’s like a coronation or something. Doesn’t it seem like every time Beyonce shows up at the MET Gala they have to clear the stairs for her? This is Givenchy. And it’s not necessarily the opulence that I’m not By Lainey • May 07, 2013 09:23 am
Beyoncé Punk Beysus? Beyonce is the honourary chair tonight of the Costume Institute Gala. As previously mentioned, the theme this year is “Punk”. How will Beysus be punk? How will Beysus cockblock everyone else on the carpet? Will Beysus pose with her best friend Gwyneth Paltrow? Please, someone, get.that.shot. And one By Lainey • May 06, 2013 01:59 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Kisses for the B.I.C. The Blue Ivy Carter is in Paris with her parents. She let them take her out for lunch today. Check her out, obliging her dad who wants to come in for a kiss...but not really. YES. She's on her way. It's been a while since By Lainey • Apr 25, 2013 12:30 pm
Famewhores Beyonce copyright Remember when Beyonce complained about her unflattering photos after the Super Bowl? Click here for a refresher. That’s what happens when you complain. If you don’t complain, no one notices. As soon as you do complain, they notice all the time. And then they meme your ass. There’ By Lainey • Apr 23, 2013 02:49 pm
Beyoncé Mrs Carter’s big nipples Beyonce kicked off The Mrs Carter Show World Tour in Belgrade yesterday. It’s always a spectacle where B is concerned and, obviously, a major part of that is the clothing. And all the Spanxing. Can you imagine singing and dancing in triple Spanx? I can’t even lie down By Lainey • Apr 16, 2013 01:14 pm
Music Beyonce vs Beyonce Dance-Off! But here’s the thing about Beyonce -- no one is really good enough to dance-off against Beyonce...except Beyonce. So she’s dancing-off against herself. B teased us to it earlier this week -- click here for a refresher. Most speculated it would be the release of By Lainey • Apr 04, 2013 09:19 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The BIC’s little chair Everyone else to the left, indeed. Even her mother on the cover of British Vogue. Check out this amazing shot posted on Beyonce’s Tumblr -- two directors chairs positioned side by side. For Mrs Carter. And, most importantly, one for the BIC. Please. Who cares about the magazine?!? The Mrs By Lainey • Apr 03, 2013 11:27 am
Media Manipulation Beyonce for H&M They’re calling it a partnership. When did spokesperson become a bad word? This is Beyonce for H&M. They say she had a hand in the design of the pieces in the campaign, inspired by her “individual style”. Sure. And the advertisements, soon to be staring at you By Lainey • Mar 21, 2013 12:44 pm
Music Bow down to Beyonce Beyonce released a new track on her Tumblr yesterday. It’s called Bow Down/ I Been On. I’ve attached below. Here are some of the lyrics, not unlike other rap lyrics, only she doesn’t get to boast about dick size: I know when you were little girls You By Lainey • Mar 18, 2013 12:20 pm
BFFs Besties with Beysus? You think Mrs Timberlake wallpapered one side of her apartment with this photo? And the PEOPLE Magazine cover of her husband jumping on her head on the other? As you know, Justin Timberlake collaborated with Jay-Z on his upcoming album The 20/20 Experience. The two will also be By Lainey • Mar 08, 2013 10:14 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Beyonce’s Tree Of Life You see what I meant when I wrote last week -- click here for a refresher -- about the amateur obviousness of Beyonce’s film direction? The Tree Of Life. When the Blue Ivy Carter was born. How were you not pounding your couch? And pausing on her dewy “natural” makeup? And By Lainey • Feb 18, 2013 12:01 pm
BFFs Beyonce Weekend This is Beysus in Elie Saab at the premiere last night for her HBO documentary Life Is But A Dream, about Beyonce, interviewed by Beyonce, directed by Beyonce. I reviewed the film yesterday. Click here if you missed it. In short, Beyonce’s direction totally sucks and this is why By Lainey • Feb 13, 2013 01:56 pm
BFFs Mrs Timberlake’s favourite song As you know, Justin Timberlake’s The 20/20 Experience, his first new album in years, drops in March. Another song, Mirrors, has been released online. This is the one you can sing at/to your friends in the car in the summer. This is the one Mrs Timberlake sings By Lainey • Feb 12, 2013 11:08 am
Amazingness Beyonce’s Life & Dreams Beyonce Beyonce, everywhere Beyonce. 2013 has been all about Beyonce. Tonight is President Obama’s State of the Union address. Will it be inspired by Beyonce? Here’s Beyonce on the cover of the March issue of Vogue which, gloat alert!, I reported back in December 21. The pictures are By Lainey • Feb 12, 2013 10:30 am
