Grammy Awards 2013 Mrs Timberlake’s best night ever! Better than the time her husband jumped on her head on their wedding day on the cover of PEOPLE Magazine? Maybe. Because that was in Italy. And there was no live television audience. At the Grammys though, she was front row. Seated beside Beysus. And Jay-Z poured champagne for By Lainey • Feb 11, 2013 09:41 am
Girly Throw Downs How will Beyonce take over the Grammys? Will she? B’s been criticised this week for stealing all the lights at the Super Bowl and not being Madonna enough or being too into herself or showing off too much skin or cockblocking the girls of Destiny’s Child and, of course, not wanting to look ugly so. By Lainey • Feb 08, 2013 11:49 am
Media Manipulation Bey for a Bargain After the off-brand BuzzFeed debacle -- Beyonce can’t be ugly! (seriously has anyone heard from the publicist Yvette? I’m worried for her) -- Beyoncé yesterday announced that her Mrs Carter World Tour tickets will be very accessibly priced, with tickets as low as $45 (and as high as $1300 By Maria • Feb 07, 2013 11:45 am
Amazingness Beyonce can’t be ugly My favourite, favourite, FAVOURITE story of the week... So there’s Beyonce at the Super Bowl, destroying the stage with her thighs and wind machines. And the praise is universal. They raved. They marvelled. They called her the new King of Pop. And BuzzFeed offered this post at the altar By Lainey • Feb 06, 2013 10:29 am
Amazingness It was a lot of strutting I’ve spent the last 20 minutes trying to decide which moments from the Beyonce Bowl to turn into GIFs but there are too many. The whole performance was a GIF, non? There are too many facial expressions. There was too much weave-thrashing right up at the crowd. There By Lainey • Feb 04, 2013 09:56 am
Top Reads Is there a game on Sunday? Beyonce did everything but levitate yesterday at her press conference. But then again, you know she’s saving it for the main show. That was just her opening act. Beyonce opens for herself. With the national anthem, live-live this time, and not just half-live, and now considered this By Lainey • Feb 01, 2013 09:35 am
Amazingness How many wind machines? Here’s Beyonce in New Orleans where she’s been working on her half time show for the Super Bowl this Sunday. This is my current first world problem: we’re having Chinese New Year family dinner that night in Toronto where, again, I don’t have PVR. And now By Lainey • Jan 29, 2013 01:32 pm
Beyoncé Intro for January 23, 2013 Dear Gossips, I went to bed in the afternoon yesterday with a headache and turned on The Situation Room on CNN. Wolf Blitzer always makes me happy. It’s something about the way he shouts and also HIS NAME IS WOLF BLITZER. At least twice a week I need a By Lainey • Jan 23, 2013 11:25 am
Amazingness Sasha Fierce Lite Beyonce was remarkably restrained yesterday at the inauguration, don’t you think? Just imagine what it could have been: Instead of opening her number with her back to the million, legs spread apart, and an ass jiggle followed by a hair whip before singing the first bars of The Star By Lainey • Jan 22, 2013 12:42 pm
Top Reads Inauguration dates I am all up in this Inauguration Porn. Can’t get enough. Beyonce just sang. And she was great. So I promise you, or I warn you, whichever is more appropriate, there will be another Beyonce post either later today or tomorrow when more pictures are available. For now, here By Lainey • Jan 21, 2013 12:53 pm
Beyoncé Everyone’s a hijacker today God I wish I could see Beyonce’s ego take a dump on Justin Timberlake’s face. If Pips had pulled that slink-away pussy sh-t on Beysus the way he did with Janet Jackson at the Super Bowl, he would not have got off so easy. B also By Lainey • Jan 10, 2013 01:55 pm
BFFs FAM Kanye West just posted this photo on Twitter with “FAM” as the caption. FAM = Beyonce, Jay-Z, and his girlfriend...? The suggestion, obviously, is that in spite of the obvious MEGA A List status of the Carters, and the decidedly low-rent status of his future baby mother, and speculation By Lainey • Jan 07, 2013 12:16 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession NYE with Jay-Z and the Family Martin It turns out my Gwyneth did not spend NYE with her bff Beyonce because, well, B was off making millions in Vegas, invited to perform at a secret concert sponsored by the Wynn -- and if Kanye West’s girlfriend was paid $300K to simply appear at a party, can you By Lainey • Jan 02, 2013 11:46 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Beyonce’s Christmas pattern It was Christmas Eve. B & Jay went to Bergdorf’s. Apple and Moses are getting something from Bergdorf’s then. Cute outfit, for sure. But the shoes are a bad choice, I think, non? By Lainey • Dec 27, 2012 09:19 am
BFFs NYE with Bey & G Could have gone with several titles for this article. Choices: The Blue Ivy Carter’s first Christmas Gwyneth’s Beyhive NYE And on. How about the pure, undiluted vanity of posting photos of yourself trying on expensive clothes? It’s Beyonce being one with the people...only her bodyguard’s By Lainey • Dec 21, 2012 03:36 pm
Media Manipulation Beyonce 2013 Baby Wales best be getting stronger, because Beyonce wants to go head to head in 2013. And she’s been going about her domination business about as meticulously as William and Catherine Cambridge approached their heir-ing. The Beysus has BIG plans for next year. First, as you know, she’ By Lainey • Dec 10, 2012 04:45 pm
