Beyoncé Everyone’s a hijacker today God I wish I could see Beyonce’s ego take a dump on Justin Timberlake’s face. If Pips had pulled that slink-away pussy sh-t on Beysus the way he did with Janet Jackson at the Super Bowl, he would not have got off so easy. B also made an By Lainey • Jan 10, 2013 01:55 pm
BFFs FAM Kanye West just posted this photo on Twitter with “FAM” as the caption. FAM = Beyonce, Jay-Z, and his girlfriend...? The suggestion, obviously, is that in spite of the obvious MEGA A List status of the Carters, and the decidedly low-rent status of his future baby mother, and speculation that Beysus By Lainey • Jan 07, 2013 12:16 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession NYE with Jay-Z and the Family Martin It turns out my Gwyneth did not spend NYE with her bff Beyonce because, well, B was off making millions in Vegas, invited to perform at a secret concert sponsored by the Wynn -- and if Kanye West’s girlfriend was paid $300K to simply appear at a party, can By Lainey • Jan 02, 2013 11:46 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Beyonce’s Christmas pattern It was Christmas Eve. B & Jay went to Bergdorf’s. Apple and Moses are getting something from Bergdorf’s then. Cute outfit, for sure. But the shoes are a bad choice, I think, non? By Lainey • Dec 27, 2012 09:19 am
BFFs NYE with Bey & G Could have gone with several titles for this article. Choices: The Blue Ivy Carter’s first Christmas Gwyneth’s Beyhive NYE And on. How about the pure, undiluted vanity of posting photos of yourself trying on expensive clothes? It’s Beyonce being one with the people...only her bodyguard’s By Lainey • Dec 21, 2012 03:36 pm
Media Manipulation Beyonce 2013 Baby Wales best be getting stronger, because Beyonce wants to go head to head in 2013. And she’s been going about her domination business about as meticulously as William and Catherine Cambridge approached their heir-ing. The Beysus has BIG plans for next year. First, as you know, she’s By Lainey • Dec 10, 2012 04:45 pm
Amazingness B’s tease HBO announced last week that Beyonce’s self-directed documentary will air on February 16, two weeks after her Super Bowl halftime performance. The film will include video footage from B’s personal collection and concert clips and photos -- so a movie version of her Tumblr, hopefully. Here is the By Lainey • Dec 04, 2012 11:11 am
Beyoncé Bey’s Tumblr: The Documentary A new Beyonce documentary directed and produced by Beyonce herself will air on HBO February 16. At first I was like...and how is this different from her I Am...World Tour concert DVD (which, if you haven’t you have to because it’s amazing) and then, in reading By Lainey • Nov 26, 2012 05:16 pm
Amazingness BaddieBey or Sasha Fierce? Beyonce is on Instagram. What? It’s big news, ok? It’s why her Tumblr became such an obsession. You would understand if you’re familiar with her Tumblr. Because Beyonce doesn’t f-ck around. When Beyonce does something, it will be better than everyone else, whatever it is. Or, By Lainey • Nov 07, 2012 10:28 am
Beyoncé Self Promotion? Civic Duty? It’s a Two-fer. Almost everything I’ve read on Twitter or Facebook today begins with the line “To My American Friends…” and is followed by some instruction on voting smart, or voting for the right guy, or voting at all. We have some envy here, is what you need to know. Canadian elections By Duana • Nov 06, 2012 01:31 pm
Gorgessity Courtside with the owner’s wife Beyonce and Jay-Z were courtside for the Brooklyn Nets home opener on Saturday night at the Barclays. The (part) owner’s wife wanted to be seen in all Tibi and her new fringe. God she is so f-cking cute with her hands up like that, non? Beyonce’s the one By Lainey • Nov 05, 2012 11:37 am
Douchebags You can call it The Blue Ivy What? A restaurant, a hotel, a nail bar? So long as it isn’t baby related goods. Because according to the United States Patent and Trademark Office Beyonce and Jay-Z don’t get to hog Blue Ivy. They tried though. They tried to legally monopolise the name after the B. By Lainey • Oct 23, 2012 11:43 am
Beyoncé What you won’t see during Beyonce halftime The Associated Press reported yesterday that Beyonce will perform at the Super Bowl in New Orleans. Shortly after, B posted this picture on her Tumblr confirming the news. I’m sure, I’m sure it was a photo shoot that happened well in advance. But, you know, if Beyonce wanted By Lainey • Oct 17, 2012 01:42 pm
BFFs “Gwyn, I love you” But first… I f-cking love it when Beyonce makes “I am Sasha Fierce serious no smiles face” and drops the mic. And I really, really f-cking love it when Beyonce dances in group formation. Especially the Crazy In Love group dance formation. Next year, for my birthday, I am totally By Lainey • Oct 08, 2012 11:44 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Blue Ivy Carter is loved Beyonce and Jay-Z worshipped the Blue Ivy Carter on their yacht in the South of France yesterday. You know how all babies smell good? I bet you she smells like baby good but way more...expensive. I bet you the Blue Ivy Carter is the caviar of baby smelling. I By Lainey • Sep 06, 2012 04:03 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Beyonce’s Birthday Boat As you know, it was Beyonce’s 31st birthday yesterday and she had her birthday cards scanned and posted on her site - click here for a refresher. While we were reading about how much her friends and family love her, B and Jay-Z were celebrating on a yacht in By Lainey • Sep 05, 2012 10:40 am
