Baby and Bump Obsession GOOP and the new mother Today’s GOOP is holiday appropriate - all about the egg: the birth egg. After all, pregnancy is the female obsession. True story: Our nephew came over last week. He’s 11, grade 6. The public nurse has been coming around to talk to them about their bodies and “hormones” By Lainey • Apr 05, 2012 01:38 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession The B.I.C. goes to the doctor The B.I.C. went to the doctor with her mother and her grandmother yesterday. You can see some of her hair popping up. Are people grossed out when babies are born with a lot of hair? I was. So is that nasty or something? Also, as I’ve heard By Lainey • Mar 29, 2012 01:24 pm
BFFs GOOP and the new Spice Girls Obviously I LOVE this story. SO MUCH. Gwyneth Paltrow, Cameron Diaz, Reese Witherspoon, and Beyonce will star in a musical comedy called One Hit Wonders to be written and directed by Glee’s Ryan Murphy. Andy Samberg and the Lonely Island are doing the songs. Let me give you a By Lainey • Feb 29, 2012 12:26 pm
Beyoncé B & J: Crazy L(in) Love TERRIBLE Lin pun, right? I tried for a few minutes and it just wasn’t happening. Sorry. But look how cute Beyonce and Jay-Z were last night, courtside at the Knicks game, seeing Jeremy Lin in person for the first time. NY lost last night but #17 was the top By Lainey • Feb 21, 2012 11:56 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Hello Blue Ivy Carter Her dad posted her pictures on his site. And she has her own Tumblr. And they did this on Friday. You know. Right before Grammy weekend. Coincidence or conspiracy? Please. In hindsight, I wish this was the only conversation. Here’s what I love about these pictures: Beyonce and Jay-Z By Lainey • Feb 13, 2012 03:17 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Beyonce is Grammy ready Blue Ivy Carter’s mother stepped out last night for the for the first time since she was born, triple spanxed and ready to be photographed just 6 days before the Grammy Awards. Jay-Z performed at Carnegie Hall in to benefit The United Way and the Shawn Carter Foundation. As By Lainey • Feb 07, 2012 10:46 am
Lifestyle Sasha Answers: I’m pregnant and superstitious I’ve recently found out I’m pregnant – just barely so. I’m very superstitious about announcing a pregnancy too early, I’ve seen friends lose babies and have to explain it over and over again, it’s always a gut-wrenching conversation for anyone involved. It’s always been my By Sasha • Jan 23, 2012 02:39 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession The GOOP Guide To Business This week’s GOOP is all about how to manage and maintain an internet business. Interestingly enough, while she recruits the advice from “founders of innovative, disruptive companies that we admire and find intriguing”, she offers nothing in the way of how she is managing and maintaining her internet business. By Lainey • Jan 20, 2012 01:04 pm
Douchebags B.I.C vs the other babies When Blue Ivy descended from heaven out of Beysus’s womb the other night, everyone else was expected to shut down their lives. Including, allegedly, other parents of other babies... According to Roz and Neil Coulon, whose premature twin girls were born at Lenox Hill Hospital, the B.I.C. By Lainey • Jan 10, 2012 11:59 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Blue Ivy came out naturally This is what her parents are saying. Beyonce and Jay-Z released their official Birth of the Throne announcement yesterday as follows: "We are happy to announce the arrival of our beautiful daughter, Blue Ivy Carter, born on Saturday, January 7, 2012. Her birth was emotional and extremely peaceful – we By Lainey • Jan 10, 2012 09:59 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Blue Ivy, security, and vaginal preservation Blue Ivy. Blue IV. Why not Blue Four? Well I guess that would be too Beckham Seven. I suppose they think the Ivy IV is pretty clever. Clever or not, it certainly wasn’t random. Four is their favourite number. Somehow they found a way to work it in. Including By Lainey • Jan 09, 2012 08:46 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Not today Beyonce went out today. Little Rider is still inside of her. So maybe tonight, but definitely not today. Last week, some idiot released an idiot rumour that she’d given birth and called the baby Tiana. It lit up Twitter, made every headline on every site, spiked traffic everywhere...and By Lainey • Jan 06, 2012 06:19 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Planning the birth I still don’t understand the people who don’t believe that Beyonce is actually pregnant. Something about her faking it because she didn’t want to gain weight? Check her out here in New York yesterday. That looks like a full face to me. In fact, B is fuller By Lainey • Dec 22, 2011 11:23 am
Famewhores Best of 2011: Little Rider Cockblocks Everyone It was the MTV VMAs. The night was supposed to belong to Britney as the recipient of the Video Vanguard Award. And then Beyonce’s baby came along and cockblocked everyone...with a mic drop. Please. I wanted to chest bump Jacek but he really doesn’t appreciate a great By Lainey • Dec 12, 2011 04:10 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Beyonce makes it better My go-to on a sh-tty day is usually Mimi. Sasha loves Mimi too. But she adores Beyonce without irony. Sometimes watching Beyonce actually makes her cry. I think she cried when Beyonce dropped her microphone and rubbed her belly at the VMAs. Anyway, Sasha’s had a rough day because By Lainey • Nov 17, 2011 03:24 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Beyonce wears maternity pants I only know this because 5 minutes after these photos published, the PR for J Brand blasted everyone with the email about how Beyonce wore their “Mama J by J Brand 3401 Maternity Leggings” in New York today. Are we done questioning whether or not she’s actually pregnant? Do By Lainey • Oct 17, 2011 04:59 pm
