Girly Throw Downs Why do I like it? Am trying not to…but I do. The Katie Holmes campaign for Miu Miu. The first image was released yesterday and another was posted on People.com today. According to Miu Miu, Katie “portrays a luminous icon radiating a sense of mystery and theatricality.” Wouldn’t go that far. But By Lainey • Jan 15, 2009 09:39 am
BFFs Always with mom That asstalking ingrate Katherine Heigl was not at the Globes on Sunday. Unlike previous years, Grey’s was not represented at the show because, well, it sucks. The second half of 2008 was very, very quiet for Heigl. After shooting off her mouth about her writers’ undeserving plotline, she smartly By Lainey • Jan 13, 2009 02:17 am
BFFs Take a break Awards shows are exhausting. Just need to have some lunch and give my beagle some love. He went to the forest yesterday and like a dumbass decided to lick some poo. Kept us up all night with the sh-ts, poor guy. Now he’s feeling sorry for himself under By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 06:43 am
Girly Throw Downs Bromance and tempers Second night in a row, Josh Brolin and Sean Penn together, this time at the Palm Springs International Film Festival. But while Sean has been on his best behaviour, campaigning for that 2nd Oscar and holding his notorious surly attitude in check, he’s apparently letting his brother take over By Lainey • Jan 07, 2009 02:12 am
Girly Throw Downs Cheryl doesn’t know Posh As posted yesterday, much to the delight of British gossip mongers, Posh’s one time protégé Cheryl Cole is featured in the new issue of UK Vogue. Cheryl, bless her, is a mouthy bitch and she does not hesitate to throw down in an interview with the competition including Victoria By Lainey • Jan 06, 2009 03:02 am
BFFs Milk Bromance Josh Brolin was ignored by the Hollywood Foreign Press Association for a Golden Globe nomination but he did receive the Best Supporting Actor honour from the NY Film Critics Circle and was recognised by the Screen Actors Guild which certainly holds him in good stead when the Academy announces its By Lainey • Jan 06, 2009 02:05 am
BFFs Friends with everyone My Gwyneth is hard to handle among the common folk. Most of you can’t stand her. Because she’s never tried to make you like her. Among celebrities though, Gwyneth is friends with almost everyone from Beyonce and Jay-Z to Madonna to European royalty to Steven Spielberg and By Lainey • Dec 22, 2008 02:05 am
BFFs Getting Gwyneth’s body You want it? Well apparently you can have it. If you promise to work very hard. And if you can somehow get signed up at the Tracy Anderson Method location opening in New York City. And of course if Tracy “designs” your body for you. Seriously…this is the sh- By Lainey • Dec 04, 2008 03:32 am
BFFs Boozy boys’ night George Clooney was in London last night. Matt Damon is in London too. They hooked up for dinner at Nobu – evidently George pounded his way through dinner because he already looked rather unsteady as he was leaving. But that was just the beginning. Next he headed for Whisky Mist, calling By Lainey • Dec 04, 2008 02:01 am
Hook Ups Everyone makes out with everyone else… In high school, at least once. And definitely the case on the Upper East Side. So according to W Magazine sources, Ed Westwick and Jessica Szohr, costars on Gossip Girl, were spotted at the airport in Dallas sharing a few stolen moments – kissing, touching, flirting – even though they had already By Lainey • Dec 01, 2008 09:10 am
BFFs Sienna still has a friend Thanks to her affair with Balthazar Getty, Sienna has become persona non grata in Los Angeles as Rosetta Getty’s powerful female network quickly mobilised against the other woman. At home in London though, Sienna still has friends. And she still has a friend in Keira Knightley. Here they are By Lainey • Dec 01, 2008 01:44 am
BFFs Manslinger in Miami Kate Hudson was also at the Fountainebleau opening in Miami. Kate’s been hard at work all fall in London – as you can see, her manslinger’s is itching to get out. Ugh. Hate that colour. While inside, in between flirting and assessing which boy she’d bring home that By Lainey • Nov 17, 2008 02:12 am
BFFs GOOPy approves… Of ARod? But he’s not British! WTF? At the Fountainebleau Miami Beach grand opening on Friday night – the developers spent a billion dollars renovating the hotel and, judging from the guest list, spent part of that on celebrity attendees. Even my Gwyneth showed up, lowering herself to share a By Lainey • Nov 17, 2008 02:04 am
Famewhores It worked! Not too long ago, Madonna told Elle Magazine that "Posh and Becks are much more interesting (than me and Guy). “ Not too long ago, Victoria Beckham told Madonna she wanted to be her friend by getting photographed in a Madonna t shirt. Nothing exists in Posh’s world without By Lainey • Nov 14, 2008 03:33 am
Baby and Bump Obsession It`s too early for Christmas! We were in London a week ago, BEFORE Halloween, and the Christmas displays were up already. Now that Halloween is officially over, the madness is beginning. Christmas ads, Christmas sales, Christmas decorations, Christmas everywhere! It’s earlier and earlier every year. Stresses me out. So this is Gwen Stefani and By Lainey • Nov 03, 2008 06:41 am
BFFs Beyonce sings for Porny The first piece of advice on my new site BeJessicasFriend.com would be to hang out more with someone like B. Beyonce doesn’t get stepped on. And she had a daddy manager too. And even though B’s mom dresses her like sh*t, the smell of a blowjob By Lainey • Oct 08, 2008 04:53 am
