Girly Throw Downs Cheryl doesn’t know Posh As posted yesterday, much to the delight of British gossip mongers, Posh’s one time protégé Cheryl Cole is featured in the new issue of UK Vogue. Cheryl, bless her, is a mouthy bitch and she does not hesitate to throw down in an interview with the competition including Victoria By Lainey • Jan 06, 2009 03:02 am
BFFs Milk Bromance Josh Brolin was ignored by the Hollywood Foreign Press Association for a Golden Globe nomination but he did receive the Best Supporting Actor honour from the NY Film Critics Circle and was recognised by the Screen Actors Guild which certainly holds him in good stead when the Academy announces its By Lainey • Jan 06, 2009 02:05 am
BFFs Friends with everyone My Gwyneth is hard to handle among the common folk. Most of you can’t stand her. Because she’s never tried to make you like her. Among celebrities though, Gwyneth is friends with almost everyone from Beyonce and Jay-Z to Madonna to European royalty to Steven Spielberg and Lorne By Lainey • Dec 22, 2008 02:05 am
BFFs Getting Gwyneth’s body You want it? Well apparently you can have it. If you promise to work very hard. And if you can somehow get signed up at the Tracy Anderson Method location opening in New York City. And of course if Tracy “designs” your body for you. Seriously…this is the sh-t By Lainey • Dec 04, 2008 03:32 am
BFFs Boozy boys’ night George Clooney was in London last night. Matt Damon is in London too. They hooked up for dinner at Nobu – evidently George pounded his way through dinner because he already looked rather unsteady as he was leaving. But that was just the beginning. Next he headed for Whisky Mist, calling By Lainey • Dec 04, 2008 02:01 am
Hook Ups Everyone makes out with everyone else… In high school, at least once. And definitely the case on the Upper East Side. So according to W Magazine sources, Ed Westwick and Jessica Szohr, costars on Gossip Girl, were spotted at the airport in Dallas sharing a few stolen moments – kissing, touching, flirting – even though they had already By Lainey • Dec 01, 2008 09:10 am
BFFs Sienna still has a friend Thanks to her affair with Balthazar Getty, Sienna has become persona non grata in Los Angeles as Rosetta Getty’s powerful female network quickly mobilised against the other woman. At home in London though, Sienna still has friends. And she still has a friend in Keira Knightley. Here they are By Lainey • Dec 01, 2008 01:44 am
BFFs Manslinger in Miami Kate Hudson was also at the Fountainebleau opening in Miami. Kate’s been hard at work all fall in London – as you can see, her manslinger’s is itching to get out. Ugh. Hate that colour. While inside, in between flirting and assessing which boy she’d bring home that By Lainey • Nov 17, 2008 02:12 am
BFFs GOOPy approves… Of ARod? But he’s not British! WTF? At the Fountainebleau Miami Beach grand opening on Friday night – the developers spent a billion dollars renovating the hotel and, judging from the guest list, spent part of that on celebrity attendees. Even my Gwyneth showed up, lowering herself to share a By Lainey • Nov 17, 2008 02:04 am
Famewhores It worked! Not too long ago, Madonna told Elle Magazine that "Posh and Becks are much more interesting (than me and Guy). “ Not too long ago, Victoria Beckham told Madonna she wanted to be her friend by getting photographed in a Madonna t shirt. Nothing exists in Posh’s world without By Lainey • Nov 14, 2008 03:33 am
Baby and Bump Obsession It`s too early for Christmas! We were in London a week ago, BEFORE Halloween, and the Christmas displays were up already. Now that Halloween is officially over, the madness is beginning. Christmas ads, Christmas sales, Christmas decorations, Christmas everywhere! It’s earlier and earlier every year. Stresses me out. So this is Gwen Stefani and By Lainey • Nov 03, 2008 06:41 am
BFFs Beyonce sings for Porny The first piece of advice on my new site BeJessicasFriend.com would be to hang out more with someone like B. Beyonce doesn’t get stepped on. And she had a daddy manager too. And even though B’s mom dresses her like sh*t, the smell of a blowjob By Lainey • Oct 08, 2008 04:53 am
Famewhores Friends with Gwen Gwen Stefani celebrated her 39th birthday this past weekend and unlike so many other f&ckers in Hollywood she chose not to roll out a red carpet at a Vegas nightclub and rage on someone else’s dime but instead threw a private dance party at her house for By Lainey • Oct 07, 2008 10:12 am
BFFs Stella hearts Bruno You may have heard about Sacha Baron Cohen last week rushing the runway and sh-t disturbing Milan fashion week as his latest alter ego Bruno – video is below. He makes my life. Naturally he was immediately banned. Of course everyone was waiting for him to turn up in Paris. And By Lainey • Oct 03, 2008 11:57 am
BFFs Matching…and Presenting! Seriously… Why can’t they just hold hands? Just once? Tom Cruise took his Robo out for dinner last night and as you can see, as usual, he had to present her to the paps, guiding her like a delicate lady child to and from the restaurant. You will note By Lainey • Sep 29, 2008 03:33 am
BFFs Gwyneth eats…and cooks! Of course she does. She’s perfect, didn’t you know? And she speaks Spanish, some Italian, can do a brilliant British accent, is adored by Sir Anthony Hopkins, and Steven Spielberg, and Jay Z, and Madonna, and European royalty…but she’s still tight with her high school friends By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 06:19 am
