Baby and Bump Obsession The Brange and the Smurf The Brange took all their kids to FAO Schwartz in New York yesterday. I always wonder the most random things when it comes to these two. Like...who pays? Does he pull out his credit card or does she do it? Or do they roll like William and Harry? With By Lainey • Dec 08, 2011 11:57 am
Quiveration Julian saves the Jolie It was another case of the Sister Wife in sateen last night for Angelina Jolie in New York at the premiere of In The Land Of Blood And Honey. What is her deal with this material? And WHY does she insist on dressing like she wants to be on TLC? By Lainey • Dec 06, 2011 11:38 am
Media Manipulation Mrs Pitt & Mrs Pitt Angelina Jolie is in New York promoting In The Land Of Blood and Honey. She was making the publicity rounds today and also found time to hang out with her common law mother-in-law (is this what we call it?), Jane Pitt. For years we’ve been told by the tabloids By Lainey • Dec 05, 2011 05:01 pm
Brad Pitt Award season shaping The New York Film Critics Circle announced their winners today and the Spirit Awards also released their list of nominees which means the Oscar races are starting to take shape. The NBR will reveal on Thursday, and more and more critics circles will follow in the coming days and weeks, By Lainey • Nov 29, 2011 03:38 pm
Famewhores The Jolie doesn’t need powder Did you watch the 60 Minutes profile on Angelina Jolie last night? Let’s start with the shallow and superficial first, shall we? Because, obviously, that’s where I live. Her face. It’s ridiculous. As in obscenely beautiful. And it wasn’t even her best. It was barely her By Lainey • Nov 28, 2011 12:57 pm
Douchebags Her nipples, his hat Not sure why it had to be a big ass deal this weekend that Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux went to the movies and almost ran into Brad Pitt and his children. They didn’t. So, really, in the end, it’s like they were at the same place, a By Lainey • Nov 28, 2011 11:36 am
Famewhores No, they’re both sticking around It was a big ass headline around the world yesterday when Brad Pitt said he’d be done with the acting in 3 years. Then Brad went to Korea and clarified his comments. He said his retirement date isn’t exact but that he does enjoy producing and one day By Lainey • Nov 15, 2011 03:35 pm
Sexiest Man Alive 2011 Brad Pitt Arguments for: -Moneyball, Tree of Life, commercially and critically itΓÇÖs been a really, really strong year, and now theyΓÇÖre talking Oscar nomination. WhoΓÇÖs better at campaigning than the Brange? -Look at his hustle for Moneyball. HeΓÇÖs been working it harder than he has in a long, long time. This is By Lainey • Nov 15, 2011 10:21 am
Media Manipulation So what you’re saying is that you want your Oscar...? Brad Pitt was interviewed by 60 Minutes in Australia. When Beyonce interviewed with the same outlet, her baby bump became a worldwide conspiracy. It’s not quite the same this time with Brad Pitt. Having said that, when it comes to Brange, there’s always an ulterior motive, isn’t By Lainey • Nov 14, 2011 01:22 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession They didn’t stay long The Brange and all the children left Tokyo today. Here they are, trudging through the airport with their various sleep aids and toys and pillows after Brad and Angelina worked the sales pitch for Moneyball. All in all like 48 hours. I know it feels like a long way to By Lainey • Nov 10, 2011 11:13 am
Brad Pitt Co-Skinny The fans lost their sh-t today in Tokyo as Brad Pitt arrived, with the Jolie, for the Japanese premiere of Moneyball. Apparently it was a “surprise” that she came with him. Really??? For who??? No matter. Brad was very gracious about including junior baseball players from parts of the country By Lainey • Nov 09, 2011 11:28 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Everyone grab a hand That has to be the Brange Family Rule, right? You must be holding the hand of at least one other family member. Oh wait. Except for Maddox. Maddox is 10 now. He carries his own bag. And is apparently into elf hair. Maddox just needs to stay in the middle By Lainey • Nov 08, 2011 11:49 am
Quiveration Ejiofor, Fassbender and Pitt are conspiring against us I love Michael Fassbender. I almost love him more than Ryan Gosling. I love him so much I never want to meet/see him for fear of him doing something to wreck my crush. I love him, shark smile and all. There’s no point to this, I just wanted By Sarah • Oct 26, 2011 11:45 am
Girly Throw Downs Jen becomes her men? Brad Pitt’s Moneyball opens today. And Jennifer Aniston has been just as visible as he has, if not more, further cementing what we know to be the Triangle Truth: they are, forever, inextricably linked. The point of this post however is not so much about Brad and Jen but By Lainey • Sep 23, 2011 04:07 am
Girly Throw Downs The Week in Tabloids starring Brad Pitt I wonder if Brad Pitt considers what happened with Parade Magazine a gross miscalculation. And this is not someone who grossly miscalculates very often. The Brange, as you know, operates with military precision. But as a result of that Parade interview, misconstrued or not, he and his ex-wife Jennifer Aniston By Lainey • Sep 21, 2011 05:02 am
Brad Pitt Brad speaks in shapes Everyone fixated last week on the part in the Parade article where Brad Pitt called his life with Jennifer Aniston “dull” and “pathetic”. What was overlooked then was the rest of the interview, a rather insightful one. And this piece of gold: Parade: What attracts you to architecture and design? By Lainey • Sep 20, 2011 05:27 am
