Baby and Bump Obsession Lost in the Twin Drama It is Maddox Jolie Pitt’s birthday today. And since everyone is losing their sh*t over the biological wonders, how about a little Maddox tribute, even though the MiniVan isn’t so much interested in the adopted one? Maddox as a baby with Mom rockin’ his Maddhawk. Maddox hanging By Lainey • Aug 05, 2008 09:23 am
Baby and Bump Obsession What’s the common denominator? The moment you’ve been waiting for… Hello Magazine purchased the European rights to the Pitt Family photos and, of course, as you know, People Magazine secured the exclusives in North America. Note the People cover – what’s the common denominator? The parents, the Twin Wonders, and the Chosen One By Lainey • Aug 04, 2008 02:02 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Change your plans on Sunday What will every Brangelunatic be doing on Sunday at 7pm EST? Hovering over the computer, of course. Probably hovering all weekend, counting down the hours, the minutes, the seconds. Until the unveiling. When they will receive their blessings from the Holy Jolie Twins on the cover of People Magazine. The By Lainey • Aug 01, 2008 04:17 am
Girly Throw Downs The Holy Twins vs Aniston: showdown at TIFF? Come September, Toronto could be flooded with Brangelunatics who are so, so, SO angry today and losing many valuable work hours over that Us Weekly cover. How dare anyone suggest that the Holy Twins were conceived in any other way but the Pitt Porn natural way. Now a change of By Lainey • Jul 24, 2008 08:17 am
Brad Pitt Tabloids Wars: The Holy Twins In Vitro! Safe to say Us Weekly was never in the running for the first exclusive shots of the Holy Jolie Twins. As such, in a bold pre-emptive move, Janice Min and her clever gossips are trying to squeeze as much money out of the twins-obsessed public as they can, in advance By Lainey • Jul 24, 2008 03:40 am
Brad Pitt Brad Hates Britney As you know, the Pitts always sell. The Chosen One always sells. Photos of the First Family of Celebrity are the most lucrative of them all. And since the Pitts have retreated to France, every time they hang out on the terrace, every time they go shopping, every time they By Lainey • Jul 24, 2008 02:52 am
Baby and Bump Obsession More fun with Dad Time for your daily spy session on the Brange. Brad Pitt, his boys and the Chosen One out yesterday for some fun around their chateau. Maddox took the lead on his little motorbike as dad followed behind in a golf cart with Shiloh on his lap and it looks like By Lainey • Jul 23, 2008 01:45 am
Frauds Angie is fatter than Granny The clever folks at Bauer Griffin were able to capture the first shots of Angelina Jolie out of the hospital, on the grounds of the Pitt Family chateau watching her kids play. You will note that even the skinny ass Angie, always at the centre of ridiculous heroin rumours that By Lainey • Jul 21, 2008 07:08 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Do you need an obstetrician? Because Dr Sussman is the best obstetrician ever in the history of obstetrics! Dr Sussman of course is the man who delivered the Holy Twins on Saturday in Nice. He’s also been the star of several press conferences and even now, now that the double deities have arrived, Dr By Lainey • Jul 16, 2008 08:54 am
Famewhores The Holy Birth All those magazine covers and exclusive stories, all the rumours, all the speculation... the Pitts must have been laughing. Hard. Because remember, in the end, the Pitts are always in control. And with the birth of a girl AND a boy, the Pitts proved them all wrong. For weeks and By Lainey • Jul 14, 2008 01:30 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The True Punk Ryan Adams likes to think he’s punk as f&ck. He should learn from little Maddox Pitt who is 7 years old. The kids have been visiting their mother in hospital on rotation. Here’s Maddox arriving today for some time alone with mom. Check out his blonde By Lainey • Jul 04, 2008 06:30 am
Baby and Bump Obsession How Many Weeks??? Even the hardest corest Brangelunatic would be hard pressed to defend this one. The most gratuitous media-grab ever. A press conference that gave away only one tantalising clue. The Pitts are always in control, see? Angelina Jolie’s doctor addressed the media just minutes ago, confirming that his patient was By Lainey • Jul 02, 2008 05:14 am
Famewhores The Philanthropic Premiere Angelina Jolie’s new movie Wanted hits theatres on Friday. Yesterday it was widely reported that she and Brad Pitt have donated $1 million to support children affected by conflict in Iraq and the United States through the EPCC. Well timed philanthropy… these two are amazing, non? While their counterparts By Lainey • Jun 26, 2008 02:42 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Brad in Rainbows Brad has been a fan of Radiohead for a long, long time. Remember at the wedding? He arranged for Radiohead to be playing while fireworks lit up the sky. I remember thinking at the time, much as I love Radiohead too, that it’s not exactly celebratory music. Like can By Lainey • Jun 20, 2008 05:04 am
Brad Pitt The Brad Complex This is Chris Martin on the cover of Rolling Stone promoting Coldplay’s latest Viva La Vida. Surprisingly enough, Chris, who adamantly refuses to discuss his wife Gwyneth Paltrow, actually alludes to her past relationship with Brad Pitt. When discussing ambition and where he finds inspiration, Chris said: "You& By Lainey • Jun 12, 2008 02:12 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Angie Talks Pitt Porn! Am all hot and bothered just reading this article…can you imagine watching them in person? Just being? Simply touching each other on a red carpet? The Pitt Porn? Damn. Said it before, will say it again: World Peace vs. Being in their Bedroom Don’t lie. You’d make By Lainey • Jun 11, 2008 10:10 am
