Break Ups Miley's loveache You know this generation. Nothing happens unless it happens online. Profound, emotional, relationship discussions happen online. You hookup on Facebook, you breakup over text. And you discuss your breakup on Twitter. This is how she rolls. Miley Cyrus and her loser ass 20 year old off/on boyfriend Justin Gaston By Lainey • Aug 11, 2009 12:35 pm
Break Ups Dividing the friends Guy Ritchie went out with Jason Statham and Trudie Styler the other night. Trudie of course was the one who set him up with Madonna so many years ago. I wonder if they’ve amicably divided the friends. Jacek and I have already talked about this in the event of By Lainey • Aug 04, 2009 08:41 am
Break Ups Written for Jessica, meant for Lindsay Jessica Simpson continues to hook up and break up with men who humiliate her. As if it wasn’t enough that he dumped her the night before her birthday, Us Weekly reports that Tony Romo apparently also announced the break up to everyone living in his gated community, informing security By Lainey • Jul 27, 2009 09:22 am
Break Ups Famewhore loses Vagina Virgin Joe Jonas is no longer dating Camilla Belle. Her rep has confirmed it’s over. No specifics were given but we all know it’s because he was afraid of her vagina. A Vagina Virgin can’t make the next step, you know? Apparently Joe, because he can’t help By Lainey • Jul 27, 2009 08:35 am
Break Ups Enough wallowing Good. Porny is going back to the gym. She wallowed in her jammies for a couple of weeks after Tony Romo bailed on her and now, obviously, she called up Ken Paves, told him to do her hair, had a makeup artist come by and apply the “natural” look, and By Lainey • Jul 22, 2009 05:08 am
Break Ups He peed on Porny’s love Why did Romo walk out on Porny? According to Radar John Mayer’s been f-cking around again. Word is everything between Jessica Simpson and QB1 was great…until last Thursday when he found out that Douchebag was still texting her. She was all cagey about the messages and when he By Lainey • Jul 14, 2009 12:22 pm
Break Ups Here come the pants Oh no. Oh girl, oh no. I am still not Jessica Simpson’s friend. Neither are you. So we can’t help her. And she will need help. A LOT of help. People.com is reporting that she’s been dumped by Tony Romo again. It happened last Thursday, the By Lainey • Jul 13, 2009 08:24 am
Break Ups Chris Pine bails out He was universally ridiculed when word leaked that he was dating Audrina Patridge. Kinda like John Mayer and Jessica Simpson… only worse. Which is why he shamefacedly skipped the carpet at the Movie Awards on Sunday. ShameFace is the worst with cameras around. And now Hollyscoop is reporting that Chris By Lainey • Jun 03, 2009 01:35 pm
Break Ups Young Love sacrificed EXCLUSIVE It’s over. For now, it’s over. Multiple sources have confirmed to me exclusively that Selena Gomez and Taylor Lautner, SO f-cking cute in Vancouver while both were in town shooting their respective projects, have split… It’s been about a week now. Taylor left Vancouver last Friday. By Lainey • May 29, 2009 04:47 am
Break Ups Courteney’s new bestie Courteney Cox and Isla Fisher yesterday out for lunch at Joan’s on Third. All part of that little yummy mummy crowd – from which Courteney’s longtime bestie Jennifer Aniston is feeling increasingly isolated. At least according to Life & Style. Obviously bullsh-t. But the photos came at a great By Lainey • May 13, 2009 04:09 am
Break Ups Are you Mr Lonely? This is Adrien Brody last night at The Brothers Bloom screening in New York. Finally! We’ve been waiting for it since TIFF – what took so long? Adrien attended without his Elsa Pataky. Another carpet without her. You know she loves the opportunity. But there are rumours that they’re By Lainey • May 08, 2009 04:52 am
Break Ups It’s over again Sean Penn has filed for separation from Robin Wright. Again. They did this over a year ago only to reconcile shortly after. Many are once again pointing to Sean’s Oscar speech in February – with Robin teary eyed in the front row clutching at him before he pulled away, Sean By Lainey • Apr 29, 2009 04:14 am
Break Ups He’s single… But do you still want him? Before George Clooney there was Mel Gibson. Please. If you are 30+ don’t pretend you don’t remember. You remember. There were women back in the day who would have cut off their breasts for the chance at a stab with Mel Gibson. By Lainey • Apr 13, 2009 06:55 am
Break Ups Lilo restrained After days of denial, and having the locks changed on her cranked out ass, Lindsay Lohan finally admitted yesterday that she and Samantha Ronson have split. But only temporarily. Because she is the priority. "We are taking a brief break so I can focus on myself”. Once again, a By Lainey • Apr 07, 2009 03:51 am
Break Ups One step closer… To rock bottom? It’s over – again – between Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan and this time Sam has made it public, finally tiring of the endless drama. OK! Magazine is reporting that Friday night, Ronson was booked at a party to promote her sister’s clothing line with JC Penney. By Lainey • Apr 06, 2009 02:31 am
Break Ups We can hear you... Everything is ok. Rumours surfaced earlier this week – something about Pete Wentz being away from home all the time and Ashlee feeling abandoned and they’re breaking up soon, this resulting from Pete alone arriving in Australia. Photo assumption can be dangerous. This is why we must play it only By Lainey • Mar 27, 2009 06:12 am
