Music Mimi gets postponed I was supposed to go to see Lionel Richie and Mimi on tour at the end of this month with my friend Marci. Don’t think I have to tell you how excited we were. But yesterday an email alert came through telling us that the tour has been postponed… By Lainey • Mar 01, 2017 04:54 pm
Amazingness Mimi, voluptuary I read the best article about Mimi in the New York Post this morning. Best as in hilarious. Hilarious as in… bitchy and stanny at the same time. Even the title cracked me up: How Mariah Carey turned Christmas into a second career Like if you asked her, oh hey, By Lainey • Dec 09, 2016 04:13 pm
LifestyleArticle Carpets & Candids: Emma’s striped jumpsuit and heels Apparently she went out for dinner and shopping in this outfit, which seems like a lot of work and breast tape but I have bigger breasts and would have a lot more to hold in. Which is why I have small breast resentment. The jumpsuit is fine. Not my favourite By Lainey • Jul 11, 2016 12:40 pm
LifestyleArticle Carpets & Candids: Kate’s blue pleats Kate Hudson’s dress is bringing up the breast conversation. We’ve been having it for a couple of months now. Click here and click here for previous entries. Specifically about breast taste. And how different people prefer different breast positions. As I’ve mentioned, I prefer the uni-boob. I By Lainey • Jul 08, 2016 12:02 pm
Assy Style Rihanna or Julia? Rihanna stepped out last night in a green Gucci dress that looked familiar and it’s because Julia Roberts wore it last year: I didn’t love it on Julia. Rihanna’s styled it better but even she can’t save the weird fit and if she can’t save By Lainey • May 26, 2016 04:36 pm
Style Taylor Swift and bralets I saw these photos of Taylor Swift today and was immediately all over that bra. It’s Victoria’s Secret, by the way, and their website is already super slow from all the people crashing it to get to Taylor’s gear. For some reason it’s only available in By Lainey • May 25, 2016 04:02 pm
Aging Gorgessity Susan’s SAG breasts Susan Sarandon presented the In Memoriam tribute at the SAGs on Saturday night. She wore a pantsuit with a bra underneath. And some people were pissed. Some people also slagged her for how her tits looked which confuses me because they look great, don’t they look great? Would we By Lainey • Feb 01, 2016 12:50 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession There’s a Breast Club As previously noted, I have a lot of admiration for my own hair. Love it. However, I am not a fan of my breasts. Wish they were smaller. That said, they still stand up reasonably well. And the skin looks good. Some days, like a week after my period and By Lainey • Nov 05, 2015 05:04 pm
Assy Style Jennifer Aniston: Goodbye at the SAGs That’s it. Unless the Oscars invite her to present on February 22nd, which would kinda be a slap in the face, Jennifer Aniston’s award season is over; the SAGs marked the end of her run. As we all know, she had hoped there would be another month of By Lainey • Jan 26, 2015 12:29 pm
Media Manipulation Hair up, breasts out And not black! So…was this Jennifer Aniston’s “f-ck you” to the Academy? Fresh off her Oscar exclusion, Jennifer Aniston showed up at Critics’ Choice last night in a marsala pantsuit and body chain. A body chain? Sounds about right for a girl who wears toe rings. Question: would By Lainey • Jan 16, 2015 08:44 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Jolie driving While Brad Pitt continues to promote Fury – with results – Angelina Jolie is in Malta continuing to shoot her film By The Sea. She was photographed in costume, very Liz Taylor, working on a scene the other day. Not sure who the blonde is but Melanie Laurent is supposed to be By Lainey • Oct 20, 2014 01:45 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux at TIFF 2014 Justin Theroux joined Jennifer Aniston this afternoon for the premiere of her new film Cake at TIFF. He’s actually been here a couple of days. Was photographed at the Warner Bros party on Saturday night without her. Today they did not walk the carpet together but agreed to a By Lainey • Sep 08, 2014 06:54 pm
Breasts Smell like tits Traci Melchor and I watched this commercial together just a few minutes ago. It’s a new ad for Porny’s fragrance. What does it smell like? Tits. That’s pretty much the message. Smell like tits. Traci is a Jessica Simpson defender to the death. She loves her. So By Lainey • Aug 18, 2014 03:43 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Kate & Matt on holiday Kate Hudson and Matt Bellamy made it through a rough winter. It was reported around Oscar time that they were re-evaluating their engagement. She was partying on her own, happily, and without the ring. Then, in the spring, a rebirth. Now that it’s summer, it would appear that their By Lainey • Jun 23, 2014 12:59 pm
LifestyleArticle Nicole Richie’s breasts and dress Nicole Richie supposedly had her breast done which...fine. But it’s f-cking up the way her clothes are fitting. By Lainey • Mar 21, 2012 04:31 pm
Breasts Breasts Try Hard Blake Lively just lost out on the role of Daisy in The Great Gatsby. She was also attemped to secure the lead in Alfonso Cuaron’s Gravity but... Well... No matter how hard her breasts tried, they couldn’t make up for the fact that she can’t act. Blake By Lainey • Nov 23, 2010 04:07 am
