Sports Country B-tch vs the Canucks Carrie Underwood performed at 2011 Stagecoach: California’s Country Music Festival yesterday. According to her website she’s not taking the stage again until June. Which means she should be free to be back in Nashville tomorrow night when the Canucks play the Predators in Game 3 of Round 2 By Lainey • May 02, 2011 07:52 am
Assy Style I didn’t hate it As you know, I’m not Country B’s biggest fan. Not feeling the purple dress she wore on the carpet last night at the ACMs. Definitely not feeling whatever it is you call it that she put on for her performance with Steven Tyler. But I do like the By Lainey • Apr 04, 2011 05:59 am
BFFs Jakey’s Country Exes Jake Gyllenhaal was not at the ACM Awards last night. He was however represented by two exes. As already noted, Reese Witherspoon was there to present and jizzed all over everyone in her chicken drum stick dress including Taylor Swift, who pulled out her “oh gosh, I don’t believe By Lainey • Apr 04, 2011 05:32 am
Sports Country B gets her trade What was it I wrote the last time I posted about Carrie Underwood? The article is here. And specifically: Given the season he and the Senators have been having, Mike, um, is not invited (to the All-Star Game). Ottawa is so sh-t this year, there’s actually talk that the By Lainey • Feb 10, 2011 05:13 am
Sports 5th Row Country BitchFace What the f-ck Madison Square Garden??? How dare you put Howard Stern in the front row at the Knicks game and shove Country B Carrie Underwood and her husband back there in the 5th? Did she mind? Please. Does it look like she minded? Mrs Fisher minded a LOT. She’ By Lainey • Jan 28, 2011 02:25 am
Assy Style Worst Tendrils: Country B This hair… is disgusting. What is it with people and tendrils? What exactly is the point? Are you down, or are you up? Are you insecure about your jaw? Are you posing for a wedding portrait at the mall? This side swept business with the prominent division of the crown By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 01:29 am
Assy Style Worst Globe Overkill: Olivia Wilde She’s a lovely girl. She’s really nice, she is. But… she needs to stop trying to make herself happen. I don’t understand why Olivia Wilde shows up at everything and suddenly books every movie. Who decided this? Do you feel her It? Because I don’t feel By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 01:20 am
Maple Leaf Country B hates Montreal During an interview yesterday with a radio station, Carrie Underwood decided to piss on Montreal. She and husband Mike Fisher were there recently and “our (rental) car got broken into. We had to...call them and be like, 'We're sorry! The car is broken.” So now she By Lainey • Jan 07, 2011 03:26 am
Girly Throw Downs Country B vs Blair Waldorf Here’s a question for you know-it-all bitches: what do you enjoy more? Sex... or being right? I want you to really think about that. Sex is the obvious answer, but that would mean you’ve never had bad sex. Or sex with a truly vile person. I’ve had By Lainey • Dec 03, 2010 02:17 am
Assy Style Country B 0 for 8 I counted 8 different outfits last night on Country B. And all of them were ass. Some of them were straight up appalling. Like the one with the cherries attached to the tutu. And the short dark metallic mini that’s so cheap you can see the hem stitches from By Lainey • Nov 11, 2010 01:51 am
Sports Country Bitch hates Canada? Have been hearing a lot from Ottawa the last couple of days reacting to a story in the National Enquirer about Country B refusing to move. As you know, Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher were married last month and made plans to settle into a home in Ottawa. Us Weekly By Lainey • Aug 20, 2010 05:15 am
Girly Throw Downs Marriage vs Engagement Of course People Magazine has the all “exclusive” Carrie Underwood wedding photos. You get what you pay for. So all that bullsh-t drama leading up to the event, as Country Bitch tried to block public access, and was going full military on the secrecy of the mission and the location By Lainey • Jul 14, 2010 03:27 am
Weddings People getting married So many people getting married. Got married. Am sure you’ve heard: Carrie Underwood to Mike Fisher, Emily Blunt to John Krasinski... The wedding details should be available on the cover of a magazine some time soon. Can’t wait to see Country Bitch’s gown. Somehow she always tacks By Lainey • Jul 12, 2010 03:26 am
Sports Country B is all smiles It’s always all smiles when the night belongs to her. And it did. Carrie Underwood took home two CMT Awards last night with her fiancé Mike Fisher looking on proudly. They’re cute together, non? And a lot of extra play for the cameras too. They reward her and By Lainey • Jun 10, 2010 06:01 am
Sports Country B silver and legs You call me biased, sure. But I can admit she has great legs. And she is loyal to Idol, I’ll give her that. Here’s Carrie Underwood at the season finale last night in a silver dress and heels and the same hair which is one reason why no By Lainey • May 27, 2010 06:08 am
Assy Style Country B finally wins She had to watch Taylor Swift trump her crusty ass at previous award shows, but Carrie Underwood was named Entertainer of the Year last night in Vegas at the Academy of Country Music, her second in a row, and the first female artist to take the honour twice. Well done By Lainey • Apr 19, 2010 03:55 am
