Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, May 9, 2017 Remember when Jessica was promoting her first cookbook? Oprah dedicated an entire hour to her, and Jessica’s thank-you note was 21 pairs of Louboutins. That, for me, was the moment Jessica cemented her place in the gossip world because it showed how much she was willing to play. My By Maria • May 09, 2017 04:11 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, May 8, 2017 That’s gonna be a no from me, dog. 🙋🏼 @teddysphotos A post shared by Rita Ora (@ritaora) onMay 4, 2017 at 1:28pm PDT Did Mindy and Riz and Hasan all cut Judd Apatow out of this picture? Tee hee. G.O.A.T. A post shared by Mindy Kaling By Maria • May 08, 2017 05:06 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, May 5, 2017 David Spade recognizes this pinched, “everything is fine” facial expression. This is every girl ive had dinner with listening to my stupid drunk stories thinking 'you're fucking dead when we get in the car.' A post shared by David Spade (@davidspade) onMay 3, 2017 at 7: By Maria • May 05, 2017 03:46 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, May 4, 2017 Why didn’t she wear this instead of that lame Belle dress? #commesdesgarcons 🌹 A post shared by Jessica Chastain (@jessicachastain) onMay 3, 2017 at 7:30pm PDT First she was Japanese and now she’s Wonder Woman. She can really, um, do it all. Like her friend Ivanka. Thank you By Maria • May 04, 2017 05:19 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, May 3, 2017 My favourite MET Gala subgenre: celebrities smoking in the bathroom. The NY Daily News had a whole story on it: Dakota Johnson’s dress is much cooler from this angle (and yes that’s Armie Hammer vaping in the background). Smoking in the girls room #metgala @chardefrancesco @courtneylove @space_witch666 By Maria • May 03, 2017 02:29 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, May 1, 2017 Kate Hudson is obviously joking about the Met Gala, but I do think this year’s theme will be a challenge for the more thoughtful and stylish celebs (like SJP) and an outright disaster for the ones who favour safe gowns. Gearing up for Met Ball 🙆 #MetBall2017 #CommeDesGarcons A post By Maria • May 01, 2017 05:04 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, April 28, 2017 Back in December, Lainey wrote about Katie Holmes and Victoria Beckham’s seemingly non-existent friendship. I did some Instagram digging and it appears that Katie follows Victoria (and sometimes “likes” the photos), but it doesn’t look like VB follows Katie. Interesting. (Also I really like this dress on Katie, By Maria • Apr 28, 2017 01:44 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, April 26, 2017 This quiz was very hard but satisfying. I got the same score as Walt, which makes me feel a little better about barely passing. I AM NOT A TRUE FAN OF BREAKING BAD! That's what I'm told-Damn. I got 12 out of 20! How do you By Maria • Apr 26, 2017 05:57 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, April 25, 2017 What would happen when it gets wet? What do you think of velvet bikinis?? Yay... or nay??— Audrina Patridge (@AudrinaPatridge) April 19, 2017 That food is really close to the ground. I hate eating on the grass because in busy city parks you can guarantee that every square inch has By Maria • Apr 25, 2017 03:25 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, April 21, 2017 Paris Jackson and her godfather Macaulay Culkin look like they are celebrating Easter a little late. Not that I’m judging, I’m still making my way through my kids’ Cadbury eggs. 🐰 A post shared by Paris-Michael K. Jackson (@parisjackson) onApr 21, 2017 at 2:29am PDT Friends, family, and By Maria • Apr 21, 2017 03:05 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, April 20, 2017 After Lainey wrote about Serena yesterday, I went to look at Maria Sharpova’s Instagram. It kind of looks like Ivanka Trump’s, minus the kids. My fave emoji 💁🏼 A post shared by Maria Sharapova (@mariasharapova) onApr 19, 2017 at 7:09pm PDT I have a couple of friends who By Maria • Apr 20, 2017 05:06 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, April 19, 2017 Brooklyn Decker posted a selife last night, and some people pointed out that she looked like Kevin Bacon. They are not wrong. New development: We're f*cking twins. A post shared by Brooklyn Decker (@brooklyndecker) onApr 19, 2017 at 8:12am PDT The Stallone girls keep trying to By Maria • Apr 19, 2017 05:28 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, April 18, 2017 Jessica celebrates Jennifer. Happy Birthday, Shirley! Love, Laverne 📷 @marieclairemag A post shared by Jessica Biel (@jessicabiel) onApr 17, 2017 at 7:22pm PDT Lainey’s Obsession undresses. Happy Birthday @bella_freud A post shared by Artist & Director (@samtaylorjohnson) onApr 17, 2017 at 12:48pm PDT Derek Blasberg, Diane von By Maria • Apr 18, 2017 04:32 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, April 17, 2017 This morning, Lainey wrote about Leo and Orly at Coachella. Someone creeped a photo from their house and it’s been floating around on Instagram. So many Doritos. But it is from this year? Leo’s top knot is making me question the timeline. New pic. Leo at a house By Maria • Apr 17, 2017 05:12 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, April 13, 2017 So, if Chelsea and Gwyneth weren’t friends, would she be praising goop supplements? She’s very selective with her bullsh-t threshold. Like the jade egg, there’s a medical counterpoint to goop’s promises; I read a great interview with an RD who broke down the ingredients, the exploitive By Maria • Apr 13, 2017 02:07 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, April 12, 2017 Conan and Andy know that this face is the joke. This was great. Getting roasted by these two about having my shirt off all the time. Real classy. @teamcoco Check it out!! #f8 #fastandfurious8 this Friday!!! A post shared by Scott Eastwood (@scotteastwood) onApr 12, 2017 at 7:32am PDT By Maria • Apr 12, 2017 03:15 pm
