Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, February 22, 2017 A story about going out, in three parts. I LOVE @ABCKitchen ITS MY FAVORITE RESTAURANT I LOVE THE COOKS AND STAFF EVERYONE IS SO NICE! I LOVE THE LIME BASIL DAQUIRI!!— Leslie Jones (@Lesdoggg) February 22, 2017 I'm drunk and I want to have sex right now!! Dammit By Maria • Feb 22, 2017 04:41 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, February 21, 2017 Everyone is getting all gooey over Drake wishing Rihanna a Happy Birthday, but I’m over it. I have something else in mind -- can you imagine how gossipy Future and Rihanna would be? He’s friends with Drake, she is not friends with his ex, Ciara. This week, Future By Maria • Feb 21, 2017 03:27 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, February 20, 2017 I just watched Lindsay Lohan on The View and she actually seemed much better than she has in years, in terms of clarity and talking points. But what’s getting headlines? A social media post about starring in The Little Mermaid, which is not happening for her right now. That’ By Maria • Feb 20, 2017 01:18 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, February 17, 2017 Seth Rogen has been direct messaging Donald Trump Jr. Sliding in to your DMs like: pic.twitter.com/zsUT4e2CnG— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) February 16, 2017 Look at that luxurious bedding. Choupette probably has the sheets changed daily. #HappyNationalCatDay from THE Cat! 🐱 #KARLLAGERFELD A post shared by KARL LAGERFELD (@karllagerfeld) onFeb By Maria • Feb 17, 2017 01:53 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, February 16, 2017 Nah, I disagree with Whoopi that the fashion world is being “mean” to Tiffany. Because she used her name to get the seat – and if that’s the case, she doesn’t get to ignore her name when she sits down. She can buy and wear whatever she wants, but By Maria • Feb 16, 2017 02:44 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, February 15, 2017 As Lainey pointed out yesterday, Tom Hiddleston is kind of sad. On Twitter, “Tom Hiddleston Bolognese” has become a thing, thanks to the writer of the story (Taffy Brodesser-Akner) posting the recipe. And he hasn’t been retweeting or liking any of the photos people are putting up. Even though By Maria • Feb 15, 2017 02:59 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, February 14, 2017 Is it time to go on a totally unscientific social media deep dive to investigate if Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry are still together? Let’s start with the basics: yes they still follow one another on Instagram. ❤ ✨So much love for you guys on this mushy day! You keep By Maria • Feb 14, 2017 02:58 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, February 13, 2017 When your twin is also having a fire year. (I really like Riz even though I couldn’t get through The Night Of.) Met my 🇬🇧 twin last night #WeGetTheJobDone pic.twitter.com/TbgO4sDeLc— Lin-Manuel Miranda (@Lin_Manuel) January 14, 2017 Nicki praises Adele for starting over. She's so By Maria • Feb 13, 2017 05:30 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, February 10, 2017 Is this the eye of Linda Evangelista and Francois-Henri Pinault’s son, Augustin? I don’t think I’ve ever seen a photo of him on her social media. And of course now I’m down a rabbit hole -- sh-t got really messy for a minute, but after it By Maria • Feb 10, 2017 02:18 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, February 9, 2017 Sure the D is easy, but is it bigly? 🤔 https://t.co/6s674G6h6i— Grindr (@Grindr) February 8, 2017 Big increase in traffic into our country from certain areas, while our people are far more vulnerable, as we wait for what should be EASY D!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 8, By Maria • Feb 09, 2017 02:26 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, February 8, 2017 Courtney Love is taking extra precautions for her pussy. I'm no longer taking Eleanor on trips. She's a Persian cat, don't want to run into any issues passing border control #Notgrabbingthispussy 🐱 pic.twitter.com/BRjY140Ems— Courtney Love Cobain (@Courtney) February 7, 2017 I think By Maria • Feb 08, 2017 04:00 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, February 7, 2017 I’ve been meaning to post Jemima’s take on La La Land– people are either totally defensive about loving it or completely in agreement about dismissing it. La la land is cute. If it's 1933. We have to be more evolved storytellers than this. Literally a nap By Maria • Feb 07, 2017 04:35 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, February 6, 2017 Chris Evans is just as excited as Gisele. I definitely kept my cool when we scored in OT to win the game @thescottevans @Renner4Real @LOZOg @peck_j pic.twitter.com/2LXfcgx8dE— Chris Evans (@ChrisEvans) February 6, 2017 Busy Philipps, Colin Hanks and Danny McBride (with their respective partners) went on By Maria • Feb 06, 2017 04:27 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, February 3, 2017 Maybe Johnny Depp could become a sommelier to earn some extra cash on the side. Does anyone have contact info for Jonny Depp? I need a recommendation for a good cab in the eight to twelve thousand dollar range.— (((Joshua Malina))) (@JoshMalina) February 2, 2017 Pajiba has a list of By Maria • Feb 03, 2017 01:20 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, February 2, 2017 Gather ‘round, it’s storytime with Val Kilmer. He’s been reconnecting with social media and loves anecdotes – like the time 50 Cent gave him a red muscle car. A U2 concert with Daryl Hannah. A private jet with “pre-Brad” Angelina (and running into her recently on a commercial flight! By Maria • Feb 02, 2017 04:51 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, February 1, 2017 No new friends. (And no more Meek Mill.) #TheBIG3 #YoungMoney 🎀 ~ 📸: @mackmaine4president A photo posted by Nicki Minaj (@nickiminaj) onFeb 1, 2017 at 8:36am PST I am not a sports fan, but I do enjoy sports gossip. LeBron taking on Charles Barkley is highly entertaining, because LeBron refers to himself By Maria • Feb 01, 2017 02:36 pm