Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, August 16, 2016 When your jeans are so tight you can only fit 3 fingers in the pocket. Do you think he had to lie down on the bed and use a coat hanger to zip them up? In this photo I try to casually put my left hand in my pocket but By Maria • Aug 16, 2016 03:31 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, August 15, 2016 Joanna and I have been emailing back and forth about Drake’s “mature woman” crushes. Sarah Silverman and Shania Twain – Drizzy has good taste. Do you think Rihanna teases him about it? WCE 💙 A photo posted by champagnepapi (@champagnepapi) onMay 13, 2016 at 10:55am PDT My WCW even though By Maria • Aug 15, 2016 02:31 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, August 12, 2016 Turtle is engaged, and the ring is surprisingly tasteful. I like a solitaire. I SAID YES!!! Wait I mean... I've had many great blessings in my life. But this one by far is the best of all time. You are the greatest person I ever met! A photo By Maria • Aug 12, 2016 03:24 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, August 11, 2016 “Petite or thin”, what’s the difference? I love how no one just says “skinny” anymore. They want the lead to be skinny. Note the adjectives: pretty, sexy, attractive. So I’m sensing they are going for a look here. I'm still on the email list for casting By Maria • Aug 11, 2016 01:48 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, August 10, 2016 So this guy, Joseph Kahn (he directs Taylor Swift videos) goes out of his way to comment on/insert himself into stories but thinks gossip is feminine and thus beneath him? And the transgender joke, very edgy (in 1986). Awww Buffy and Brenda. My #mondaymuse (and really every day #muse) By Maria • Aug 10, 2016 01:58 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, August 9, 2016 I like Anne’s musings on jean shorts much more than I liked her defense of Jennifer Lawrence. There is no shame in gaining weight during pregnancy (or ever). There is no shame if it takes longer than you think it will to lose the weight (if you want to By Maria • Aug 09, 2016 02:24 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, August 8, 2016 Jessica Biel’s restaurant Au Fudge was graced with a visit from Dembabies and the Elusive Chanteuse Butterfly. There are a lot of pillows, do you think her caravan includes an SUV full of extra pillows in case the seating options aren’t sufficient? Kids night out 🎉🎉🎉 #demkids #alwaysbedembabies @aufudge By Maria • Aug 08, 2016 04:21 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, August 5, 2016 Cold soup is an insult to food (and don’t come at me with gazpacho because it is literally the worst) but I do appreciate Jessica Seinfeld’s captions. We need a little more sarcasm in lifestyle. When it's too late or too hot to make dinner, you By Maria • Aug 05, 2016 02:28 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, August 4, 2016 Clear eyes, full hearts, White House edition. (And yes of course President Obama is a Panther.) Happy birthday @barackobama! This was the first time I met him, and about fell over when he greeted me with "clear eyes full hearts can't lose!" Beyond his obvious great By Maria • Aug 04, 2016 02:44 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, August 2, 2016 I’m dying to have a deep read of this Alicia Vikander Vanity Fair article. I only allowed myself the first paragraph this morning because I’m under deadline, but it mentions Australia (oh lord not again) and Michael Fassbender and his schedule. “She’s wearing a light-blue button-down shirt By Maria • Aug 02, 2016 02:56 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, July 29, 2016 Yesterday I posted a Maverick throwback, and today Annabelle Wallis shared this from the set of The Mummy. We don’t get a lot of Tom on social media, but do you think he secretly uses Instagram? Is that frowned upon by the organization or is he “clear” enough to By Maria • Jul 29, 2016 03:01 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, July 28, 2016 Justin Theroux’s very candid photo of Mary-Kate Olsen. There was no time to say “prune” here. MK dancing. #tbt #joy #thejane A photo posted by @justintheroux onJul 28, 2016 at 4:09am PDT Gwen Stefani took a sign out of the audience, read it and then… what? There’s By Maria • Jul 28, 2016 04:58 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, July 27, 2016 Someone should tell Nick to cheer up because no one remembers the VMA winners unless Kanye interrupts their speech. Disappointed with the fact Close got no love for the #VMAs2016— Nick Jonas (@nickjonas) July 26, 2016 “We all make mistakes. Sadly mine have always been so public.” Yes that is By Maria • Jul 27, 2016 02:46 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, July 26, 2016 Robert Downey Jr. helps promote a Sorkin master class. Not sure why. What am I missing here? Is it because they are repped by the same PR company? Hope Sorkin covers the first rule of walk-and-talks in his @MasterClass: watch where you’re going! #AaronSorkin #TheWestWing (Take a peek at By Maria • Jul 26, 2016 03:19 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, July 25, 2016 Is Jamie Foxx the only Academy Award winner who can do club appearances and not lose any of his prestige? I can’t think of any other actor who can float between music and movies, club appearances and the Oscars. Discuss. @jewelnightclub let's do it again! I' By Maria • Jul 25, 2016 03:22 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, July 22, 2016 Brie looks so young and fresh and pretty here, but it isn’t hard to empathize with her insecurity at that moment. It’s what so many of them guard against when they show up on the red carpet with frozen faces and designer dresses that they know aren’t By Maria • Jul 22, 2016 02:57 pm
