Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, April 20, 2016 This photo is from 3 days ago but it’s worth posting because 1. Abbi from Broad City and 2. I’m loving this “Kelly Ripa is not to be f-cked with” vibe this week. Gettin ready to talk to dis Broad and da udder one. #tribecatunein #broadcity 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 YAAASSSS KWEEEENS By Maria • Apr 20, 2016 02:34 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, April 18, 2016 This looks like a parody of a Coachella photo, but then I remembered how many assholes sincerely dress like this. MY GROUP. ❤️😚 #coachella A photo posted by BELLA (@bellathorne) onApr 17, 2016 at 12:51pm PDT Do the children of celebs have a higher tolerance for going places with their By Maria • Apr 18, 2016 04:38 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, April 15, 2016 This video is dark and loud but it’s a rare chance to hear Kate’s voice – she almost never speaks on camera. I think she even sings, very briefly, at the top of the video. Arm wrestle mania brought to you by Kate Moss @chardefrancesco versus @lorenzomartone A video By Maria • Apr 15, 2016 02:28 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, April 14, 2016 I love a cold shoulder dress. Very underrated. ☁️☁️ A photo posted by Emily Ratajkowski (@emrata) onApr 14, 2016 at 7:44am PDT I thought Lottie Moss (Kate’s younger sister) was Sienna Miller for a minute. MY COVER FOR @VOGUEPARIS MAY ISSUE. MI PORTADA PARA LA EDICION DE MAYO DE By Maria • Apr 14, 2016 04:48 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, April 13, 2016 Carla Gugino and Katie Holmes look a lot alike – how did I never notice this? And they both like Zac Posen. I'm obsessed with my raincoat from the ever amazing @zacposen. Just in time for El Niño. I've already put it to use! Stunning piece Zac! By Maria • Apr 13, 2016 04:49 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, April 12, 2016 Ashton Kutcher has been active on social media for The Ranch, so I Googled a synopsis. It’s a Netflix sitcom about brothers trying to run a… ranch. I’ll get to it when I clean out my PVR as I’m currently behind on Jane the Virgin, The Path, By Maria • Apr 12, 2016 02:55 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, April 11, 2016 Someone gave Mena Suvari an Oscar – but is this a jinx gift? Does it affect your luck if you are ever up for a real one? I'm so honored for all the love and support around me, as it gives life to what I do, but this is By Maria • Apr 11, 2016 04:36 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, April 8, 2016 American Idol is over, like over over? I skipped all that. Here is Keith singing Lean On Me I guess to say goodbye for the 843rd time. (Side note: I have the exact same staircase as this.) Thank you @americanidol for 4 AMAZING years! I loved every second of it. By Maria • Apr 08, 2016 03:41 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, April 7, 2016 Corniest and possibly greatest iPhone signature ever. Actually the best email I have ever received! A photo posted by Alan Cumming (@alancummingsnaps) onApr 7, 2016 at 3:56am PDT Chris Pratt is really a sweetheart -- he's like a puppy. An uncomfortably hot puppy. Wow!!! If you' By Maria • Apr 07, 2016 04:23 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, April 6, 2016 OSCAR WINNERS Leo and Adrien Brody go undercover. I’d recognize those sunglasses anywhere. 😎😎 #incognito A photo posted by Adrien Brody (@adrienbrody) onApr 4, 2016 at 8:37am PDT “Are you really Chris Rock?” What a birdbrain. This woman thought @KevinHart4Real was @ChrisRock because #allblackcomedianslookalike? https://t.co/qvc62DRSmD pic. By Maria • Apr 06, 2016 04:03 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, April 5, 2016 This is the part of my life I’m completely confident in – I know how to sleep. So proud of my friend, @ariannahuff for her incredible book, The Sleep Revolution It's beyond insightful chalk full of knowledge on how sleep affects literally EVERYTHING. #SleepRevolution A photo posted by By Maria • Apr 05, 2016 04:23 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, April 4, 2016 It’s so hard to get mad/stay mad at a dog. Do you think they know that you are trying not to laugh? Of course they do, the sneaky buggers. I tried to use my low, serious voice like I was taught. But while my husband and I listened By Maria • Apr 04, 2016 04:48 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, March 30, 2016 Eva Longoria has a moment with Cool Pope Francis – probably one of the few times that hashtag is appropriate. Praying with Pope Francis 🙏🏻 #Blessed #Literally A photo posted by Eva Longoria (@evalongoria) onMar 30, 2016 at 8:19am PDT This request is the lingusitic equivalent of a man telling a By Maria • Mar 30, 2016 02:36 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, March 29, 2016 What an amazing array of body shapes chosen to model Jessica Alba’s new denim collaboration. #JAxDL #sneakpeek @dl1961denim #dl1961 cute booty🙌🏽🍑👍🏽 A video posted by Jessica Alba (@jessicaalba) onMar 29, 2016 at 8:31am PDT “Watch TV every day” is the wrong direction – that’s rich coming from a By Maria • Mar 29, 2016 03:56 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, March 28, 2016 Calvin Harris is a technology mansplainer. Pls turn off notifications for everything and go outside for 10 mins— Calvin Harris (@CalvinHarris) March 28, 2016 Chrissy Teigen and John Legend have had approximately 54 baby showers but this one was catered with fast food which makes it all tolerable. My everything. By Maria • Mar 28, 2016 04:32 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, March 24, 2016 Look at this ridiculousness. #notthegriswalds A photo posted by Cindy Crawford (@cindycrawford) onMar 23, 2016 at 2:57pm PDT “Even though HM [Hannah Montana] is chopped up into little tiny pieces and buried in my backyard…” This tribute to her former show is actually poignant. @realdukeofearles understands the insanity of By Maria • Mar 24, 2016 05:05 pm