Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, February 3, 2017 Maybe Johnny Depp could become a sommelier to earn some extra cash on the side. Does anyone have contact info for Jonny Depp? I need a recommendation for a good cab in the eight to twelve thousand dollar range.— (((Joshua Malina))) (@JoshMalina) February 2, 2017 Pajiba has a list of By Maria • Feb 03, 2017 01:20 pm
Dumbass Mr Crawford is Mr Grey? Longtime reader Jonathan just sent me this really funny profile of Mr Chace Crawford at Mr Porter. It’s partly the way the article is written with so many... salutations. Obviously the publication’s preferred writing style, sure, but the effect is hilarious, especially when they all appear - the By Lainey • Dec 04, 2012 11:41 am
Movie Reviews and Previews What To Expect From Movies For Women Has Motherhood ever been more in style than it is now? These days in Hollywood, pregnancy can make a career and save a career. People are obsessed with getting pregnant, talking about getting pregnant, talking about other people being pregnant, talking about what it was like when they were pregnant, By Lainey • Dec 09, 2011 12:20 pm
Smutty Surgery Old Blake/New Blake So many of you yelled at me the other day after I posted this article of Blake Lively bike riding with Leonardo DiCaprio in New York for not pointing out her allegedly fake tits. Then even more of you started yelling about all the work she’s had done to By Lainey • Aug 04, 2011 05:12 am
Gossip Girl See Ya, various actors Written byDuana Previously, Vanessa and Serena put their heads together to talk about how Charlie was crazy, Blair was a dubious princess, Chuck sucked, Charlie’s bananaboat, Raina’s mom is nutty, and Thorpe got Blair up on a roof. So anyway, just your average season finale. S and V By Lainey • May 17, 2011 08:35 am
Dumbass Here's a movie you're rushing to see There was a deal made at Cannes. The story: Two people start dating. She's slightly older. Then they find out she used to babysit him. This is supposed to be romantic AND hilarious. Really??? Apparently they think you would want to see this movie. I guess I might By Lainey • May 12, 2011 08:59 am
Assy Style I didn’t hate it As you know, I’m not Country B’s biggest fan. Not feeling the purple dress she wore on the carpet last night at the ACMs. Definitely not feeling whatever it is you call it that she put on for her performance with Steven Tyler. But I do like the By Lainey • Apr 04, 2011 05:59 am
Gossip Girl Sack Up, Lily Written by Duana Previously on Gossip Girl, we were flying and getting ready for the Oscars and just generally missing the episode, so, I’m sorry about that. I have no doubt, however, that the saucy little minx will catch us up - and that Lily did something nefarious. Yep. By Lainey • Mar 01, 2011 07:05 am
Gossip Girl Mouth lines at a young age Written by Duana Previously on Gossip Girl, Nate’s mom got Parent Trapped and agreed to date Nate’s dad again, Lily paid off Juliet, but her brother was mad that Juliet drugged her, and somehow Serena is committed to inpatient therapy, while Blair and Dan go for justice. Sunny By Lainey • Dec 07, 2010 04:55 am
Gossip Girl They went to Paris Part 1 Thanks for your messages about our Gossip Girl weekly chats and whether or not Duana, Michelle, and I will be resuming them this season in a liveblog format. We’re still trying to iron out some scheduling conflicts, will keep you posted, but please know that one way or the By Lainey • Sep 20, 2010 09:06 am
Style Who she was Mischa Barton I mean. Every few years or so a new class comes along and replaces the previous. Blake Lively is what Mischa Barton once was ...with a few more prospects. And a better body. Jesus this body. It’s CRAZY. The acting ability though? Well, it’s the same. By Lainey • Jul 29, 2010 07:23 am
Douchebags Front Row TryHards It’s Fashion Week. And at the Calvin Klein show yesterday, four douches tryharded in the front row, creating a collective air of desperation that blanketed the clothes. Let’s start from right to left. It’s Jared Leto, big ass poseur hair, pretending people still want to make movies By Lainey • Feb 15, 2010 02:55 am
Gossip Girl Please go away Skeevy T Trip skeeves me out in a way that I haven’t been skeeved in a long, long time. When he made to cry, I almost became a cutter. He’s well cast then, I suppose. So now it’s Gossip Girl meets the Kennedy Family? My friend LB brought up By Lainey • Dec 09, 2009 06:43 am
Hollywood Closet Well that explains everything It’s all about the beginning. We all remember our first. What if your first was Shauna Sand? Would that send you off the pussy forever? Shauna has revealed to Star Magazine that she plucked Chace Crawford when he was 18 and that they used to f-ck in her apartment. By Lainey • Nov 25, 2009 05:03 am
Kate Hudson Kate, Minka…and Chace? The Yankees celebrated their World Series victory last night at 1Oak and their WAGs were invited. All the ladies, and Chace Crawford too. Because he’s, like, so totally into sports. Please. Chace is barely qualified to hold Matsui’s bat. Still… a man party is a man party and By Lainey • Nov 05, 2009 03:02 am
Gossip Girl Gossip Girl Chinatown You know it’s trouble when Chuck walks around saving people and being nice and sh-t and…giving massages. Where’s the bad? Not bad crazy but bad bad. Georgina’s bad has become Single White Female. Doesn’t count at all. The lack of bad means an increase in By Lainey • Oct 14, 2009 10:57 am
