Gorgessity To Russia With Love I was in London last year blowing my wad on a ten dollar bottle of water and someone told me Moscow is actually ranked the city most expensive to live in. Even more than London? Yes. So no wonder - Hollywood is going where the money is. Here are Will By Lainey • Jun 20, 2008 07:43 am
Charlize Theron How to do it Rachel W, please email me. I owe you $100 from that Cameron Diaz bet from earlier today. The dude she was last making out with was the same model Jennifer Aniston hired to be her boyfriend when she was promoting SmartWater last year. Am in a gambling mood today. Check By Lainey • Jun 18, 2008 08:33 am
Charlize Theron MTV Best Dressed The incomparable Charlize Theron. She’s a f&cking bitch but when she’s on, she is on. And she’s incomparable on the carpet. Last night was no exception. The corset is cool. The pants are cool. Love that she went for it at MTV, where you’re By Lainey • Jun 02, 2008 02:43 am
Gorgessity Looking Ravishing at Dior Jennifer Lopez had her ass handed to her by Charlize Theron at the Dior Cruise Collection private event last night. Charlize of course is paid by Dior J’Adore and as you can see, it’s been a smart investment. The woman is flawless. An insufferable bitch, yes, but flawless By Lainey • May 13, 2008 01:05 am
Famewhores Those Legs at Letterman Charlize Theron and her ridiculous “tall girl” legs at Letterman yesterday. They are perfect. Not too skinny, not chunk, nice ankles… absolute torture for short, squat, and dumpy Asians who will never ever have the same. My friend Duana has legs like these. She is also one of the tall By Lainey • Mar 13, 2008 03:51 am
Gorgessity Dress & Legs Charlize. Last night at the premire of Sleepwalking in LA in a wicked dress, perched on top of tapering heels, apparently the hot heel of the season. She looks amazing. But can she try a comedy for a change? Sleepwalking is the latest in a long line of “take me By Lainey • Mar 07, 2008 02:42 am
Charlize Theron When Charlize Lets Loose SO beautiful! Love what she"s wearing...but for the hair. She"s has never had great hair... Charlize Theron received the annual Hasty Pudding Theatricals Woman of the Year award from Harvard University today and in university tradition, hammed it up for the crowd. Charlize, of course, By Lainey • Feb 06, 2008 07:00 pm
Charlize Theron Charlize at Sundance Charlize Theron showed up at Sundance with Stuart Townsend to promote her new project Sleepwalking which she produced. Charlize plays a woman who gives up her children to foster care. It is not a biography of Britney Spears. Not feeling her hairstyle… you? As you can see, Charlize is all By Lainey • Jan 23, 2008 03:42 am
Charlize Theron Festival Douche Almost everyone is on their best behaviour at a film festival. Not only because the international media lurks around every corner but also because one of the main objectives at a film festival, especially for smaller budget projects, is to buy and sell. Such is the case for Battle in By Lainey • Sep 10, 2007 08:00 pm
Charlize Theron White Lace & a Pageant Dress Me no likey her dress for the gala premiere of In The Valley of Elah at the Venice Film Festival, though I suppose if someone HAD to wear it, if the dress HAD to be worn, only Charlize could have pulled off a pageant frock without looking like a complete By Lainey • Sep 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Charlize Theron What is it? Can’t put my finger on it but this photo cracks me up – Charlize Theron and Anna Wintour at the Dior Cruise show last night. Is it because Anna’s neck muscles are popping out painfully while Charlize is so naturally, elegantly seated? Is it because Charlize is grace without By Lainey • May 14, 2007 08:00 pm
Charlize Theron The Thinnification of Katie Heigl? A l’il bit, don’t you think? Also at the GLAAD event on Saturday, looking remarkably thin in an amazing white suit, half Barbie/half Charlize Theron, and another nasty cold is making me a crusty bitch today but I think her head looks too big for her body By Lainey • Apr 16, 2007 08:00 am
Charlize Theron Charlize: the gorgessity and the finger From last week but overlooked – Charlize Theron upstaging Hilary Swank at the premiere of The Reaping. Legs that run forever, total gorgessity, especially those shoes. Must have those shoes. But although she’s head to toe perfection, that finger is freakin’ me out! Is it just me or is that By Lainey • Apr 02, 2007 08:00 am
Charlize Theron The Daily Quiverating Artiste: Joaquin Phoenix Giddy’up girls. New stills of Joaquin from We Own the Night co-starring Eva Mendes (I hear it’s pronounced AVA? True?) due out Fall 2007. We Own the Night reunites Joaquin with Mark Wahlberg with whom he worked on The Yards, both films written and directed by James Gray. By Lainey • Mar 09, 2007 07:00 am
Charlize Theron Worst Charlize Theron: Emily Blunt Constipated fashion winner incapable of looking anything but dour on the carpet – Charlize Theron has the same problem and it has everything to do with smiling. And it’s a shame, really. Because Emily Blunt is really so beautiful. And fashionable. And she was fantastic – if not a little boring By Lainey • Feb 26, 2007 07:00 am
Charlize Theron Charlize Theron: karmic swag? Sundance or Swagdance? It sounds facetious but really…it’s not. In the spirit of the independent movie, swag has become the supporting cast at what was supposed to be a celebration of artistry and cinematic experimentation beyond the Hollywood gloss – an opportunistic dance between the vendors and the superstars: By Lainey • Feb 06, 2007 07:00 am
