Maple Leaf KP + JT: A Corn and Cheese Birthday Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau are playing out basically like fanfic at this point – and I’m not mad at it, LOL. It’s just that these are the most obvious and derivative plot beats and somehow that fits these two perfectly too. Which is why, from the jump, I’ By Lainey • Oct 27, 2025 12:37 pm
Gorgessity Constance Wu’s marigold & Henry Golding’s cheese Crazy Rich Asians only came out six months ago and since then it seems that CRA has been represented on every major carpet, capping off their run at the Oscars last night. We’ve already talked about Michelle Yeoh and Gemma Chan, and Constance Wu, with Jon M Chu, and By Lainey • Feb 25, 2019 12:52 pm
Music Gwen and Blake’s Country Christmas The music video for Gwen Stefani’s Christmas single “You Make It Feel Like Christmas,” featuring her boyfriend Blake Shelton, is out now. I wrote about the song a little over a year ago when it dropped last holiday season. So, you could say this video was highly anticipated? I By Kathleen • Nov 20, 2018 04:04 pm
Cheese JLO stars in ARod’s cheap videos A couple of weeks ago I lost my mind over a cheesy ass workout video Alex Rodriguez posted on Instagram. Jennifer Lopez, of course, was in it. Because she’s the undisputed star of that relationship and right now he’s using it to his full advantage. Yesterday there was By Lainey • Sep 06, 2017 03:41 pm
Cheese JRod: gym time, family time I lost my mind over a video Alex Rodriguez posted to Instagram yesterday but didn’t have a chance to get to. When I say “lost my mind” I mean it in the best way. And “best” isn’t usually a word I associate with ARod. But it’s corny By Lainey • Aug 22, 2017 10:38 am
Cheese Cannes opening white The opening night red carpet is now underway in Cannes. Here’s how it works at the Palais: The non-festival people usually arrive first. This includes Euro actors, models, Eva Longoria most years, and people like Phoebe Price. They blast loud music out from the speakers to entertain the massive By Lainey • May 15, 2013 01:47 pm
Cheese Why wasn’t this a Super Bowl commercial? Let’s talk about Leonardo DiCaprio’s commercial for Jim Beam, Asian styles. By North American standards, this is pure cheese, right? That’s why it’s only for Japan. So far, at least. Leo snaps his fingers and the ice earth explodes. And a sexy look to camera. Followed By Lainey • Feb 19, 2013 05:01 pm
Maple Leaf Ryan Gosling: strictly v-neck Colin Farrell is strictly v-neck. And now... I think Ryan Gosling might be too. Here’s Ryan at JFK airport this weekend after arriving from New Orleans in a striped v-neck. Reminds me of that Saturday Night Live digital short from last year featuring Ben Stiller and Andy Samberg. The By Lainey • Aug 06, 2012 11:11 am
Assy Style Do you believe in crew neck? Colin Farrell was papped on the set of Seven Psychopaths yesterday, both times wearing a v-neck. The dude clearly does not believe in a crew neck. Like, ever. Reminds me of that Andy Samberg/Ben Stiller digital short. Was it inspired by Colin Farrell? Check out Colin being really cute By Lainey • Jan 04, 2012 03:34 pm
Cheese Smell like Antonio’s Secret So... the tassel between his legs? Said it before, will say it again: don’t understand why Antonio Banderas has his own fragrance. Two, actually. The first one is Blue Seduction. And now the new one, just launched yesterday in New York, is called The Secret. I went new fragrance By Lainey • May 13, 2010 10:05 am
Cheese Cheese muffin pizzas and another wedding It’s me! Am just installed in Barbados, at my room at The Crane (more on this later) with a hardwire internet connection, and my Hate F-cks right now are athletes: Alex Rodriguez and Chris Pronger. HATE. So there’s hate f-cking and then there are butterflies, rainbows, and cheese. By Lainey • Apr 20, 2010 09:58 am
Cheese Yay for constipation face and bad wigs! Earlier this week, a 10 second teaser trailer was released online in advance of the 90 second proper trailer for Twilight Eclipse. Yes, I’m confused too. But it speaks to the Twilight Nation’s eagerness to eat up anything, to buy up anything, to shoot up anything related to By Lainey • Mar 11, 2010 07:32 am
Bitch please Cheese Champers! Remember when drunk ass Mimi sprinkled her amazingness all over the stage at the Palm Springs Film Festival last week? She explained afterwards that she kept enjoying “splashes” of champagne throughout the night. This kills me. The Splashes. Like she wasn’t full throttling that bottle with both hands. Or By Lainey • Jan 15, 2010 11:28 am
Maple Leaf The greatest gift of all time ever and ever How about some Celine on a Wednesday? You love it. I love it! Celine Dion took her tour around the world last year. She gifted her voice to millions of people and they gifted her back with love and devotion, mesmerised by her bedazzled crotch. What? Yes. The trailer. See By Lainey • Jan 13, 2010 02:53 am
Cheese People’s Choice Award: Favourite Non-Walker Who else? What brings up more happiness than Mimi not walking? Or, rather, walking assisted by a bodyguard/husband/waiter? JOY. She is JOY. Mariah Carey was named Favourite R&B Artist last night at the PCAs over, um, Beyonce. Which should tell you how bullsh-t the People’s By Lainey • Jan 07, 2010 07:42 am
Maybe Gaybes 2 minutes of amazingness And so much f-cking cringe. Ew! But I’ve watched this 3 times. And since Kevin Jonas chose to provide his wedding video (totally free, right?) to Access Hollywood, this sh-t is fair game. Especially when it’s such a wonderful gift. Right off the top, note the fist pump. By Lainey • Jan 05, 2010 01:51 am
