Break Ups My dad told me to break up with you Jamie Spears, father of Britney, who is 32 years old, is his daughter court-appointed conservator. So, basically, he’s legally authorised to handle her sh-t…because she’s not capable of handling her own sh-t.. And not just in business. TMZ reports that Britney’s boyfriend, David Lucado, was cheating By Lainey • Aug 29, 2014 11:30 am
Sit DOWN Daddy Dearest For the last two years Beyoncé has owned our hearts and minds – for me, Life Is But A Dream marked a real turning point in the marketing of Queen B, but as far back as 2008 she was telling us that she was going to run the world. Beyoncé married By Maria • Aug 28, 2014 11:22 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Lily Rose Depp will be famous On her own, she’ll be famous. It was announced yesterday that Kevin Smith is shooting a new movie called Yoga Hosers about two 15 year old female superheroes starring his own daughter Harley Quinn and Johnny Depp’s daughter Lily Rose. Johnny will also have a role in the By Lainey • Aug 20, 2014 11:15 am
Maple Leaf Ass shorts: always the answer Famous people are f-cked up in a way we’ll never understand or relate to. There are exceptions though. Imagine you’re in an on-off toxic situation with a young pop star. You grew up in the business yourself. You had to support your family. Your value system is warped By Lainey • Aug 01, 2014 11:51 am
Famewhores Lindsay Lohan: I didn’t ask for it, people are obsessed with me Lindsay Lohan is doing a play in England. And in order to convince people that she’s not a f-ck up anymore, she agreed to an interview with the BBC. Or, rather, the BBC agreed to an interview with her. It’s the same sh-t she’s been saying for By Lainey • Jul 14, 2014 11:37 am
Maple Leaf Swim trunks optional Justin Bieber is in Miami, living large. Or trying to. Yachts, girls, beers… It’s the big boy lifestyle. It goes with his muscles. Did you read the NY Mag article about JB that was posted this week, written by Vanessa Grigoriadis? She’s the one who was supposed to By Lainey • Jul 04, 2014 10:38 am
Child Stars Shia LaBeouf muzzled Shia LaBeouf attended a performance of Cabaret in New York last night. He was smoking in the theatre. Also being aggressive with other patrons. To the point where they had to call the cops who cuffed him and took him to the police station. Where he allegedly verbally abused them By Lainey • Jun 27, 2014 10:24 am
Maple Leaf Intro for June 5, 2014 Dear Gossips, More Justin Bieber saying racist sh-t videos have surfaced. He apologised the other day. He’s apologised again, telling the UK Sun that: “Facing my mistakes from years ago has been one of the hardest things I've ever dealt with. But I feel now that I By Lainey • Jun 05, 2014 09:38 am
Parent Pimps Racism by Justin Bieber A video surfaced of Justin Bieber using the n-word this weekend in a candid moment that was recorded several years ago, when he was 15. TMZ claims that they had access to it four years ago but decided not to post it because he was so young back then and, By Lainey • Jun 02, 2014 10:47 am
Child Stars Mac looks a lot better Did we agree that we all kinda worry about Macaulay Culkin? He ended up hating it, didn’t he? The fame. He just could never get comfortable with the fame. And all the other personal struggles that he had to manage under the weight of the fame. For a while By Lainey • May 05, 2014 03:38 pm
Child Stars Lindsay Lohan’s miscarriage The politically correct thing to say here is that it’s so sad that Lindsay Lohan had to go through a miscarriage. Because no one wants to come off as the c-nt who didn’t believe Lindsay Lohan when she said on the final episode of her OWN docu-series that By Lainey • Apr 21, 2014 09:22 am
Hollywood Drugs Under The Bridge Under the bridge downtown Is where I drew some blood Under the bridge downtown I could not get enough Under the bridge downtown Forgot about my love Under the bridge downtown I gave my life away Did you think about that song when you heard about this story? TMZ reports By Lainey • Mar 27, 2014 10:42 am
Gorgessity Emma Watson’s first kiss Check out Emma Watson on the cover of the new issue of ELLE. I really love this cover. Is it because I’m seeing it as a throwback to the 80s? It’s the hair. And the denim shirt. For some reason Cindy Crawford came to mind. Then I looked By Lainey • Mar 13, 2014 11:46 am
Child Stars Selena Gomez went to rehab And the streak continues… One after another, child star rehab. The latest: Selena Gomez. Her publicists have released a statement: "Selena voluntarily spent time at Meadows but not for substance abuse." According to TMZ though, “it was a combination of problems, including alcohol, pot and prescription Ambien”. Also… By Lainey • Feb 05, 2014 11:15 am
Maple Leaf Baby’s first mugshot! It’s an important day in every child star’s life – the mugshot…and we get two of them! He’s smiling in the straight-on shot. But he gave us a pout in the side angle too. I was worried we wouldn’t see JB’s signature facial expression. You By Lainey • Jan 23, 2014 12:04 pm
Maple Leaf JB eggs TMZ reports that Justin Bieber egged his neighbour’s house. There’s video with audio. This f-cking punk… I don’t want to talk about why he did it because we all know why. He’s a PUNK. No discussion/debate necessary. He’s been badly behaved the last few By Lainey • Jan 10, 2014 01:45 pm
