Child Stars Shia says Shia is retiring He plagiarised. We criticised. He apologised. Again we criticised. So now he’s euthanised his career. Shia LaBeouf says he’s retiring. He made the announcement on Twitter: In light of the recent attacks against my artistic integrity, I am retiring from all public life. My love goes out to By Lainey • Jan 10, 2014 12:13 pm
Child Stars The Family Cyrus As Lainey said last week, Miley surged in 2013. The music stands. It stands up alongside Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift and Lorde, and any pop album put out this year. Although Miley’s been famous for a long time, this is the year she actually arrived. But like By Maria • Dec 16, 2013 09:30 am
Amazingness Mac Pizza Macaulay Culkin is in a band. According to Page Six they call themselves The Pizza Underground and all their songs are about pizza. I’m not quite sure whether or not this is for serious or if they’re f-cking around. But here’s what they sound like: The Pizza By Lainey • Dec 11, 2013 12:29 pm
Child Stars Intro for December 02, 2013 Dear Gossips, "It's not that what he says is so incredible, it's how many people don't know that this exists." -- Duana, after reading the candid new Joe Jonas interview with Vulture posted last night. Pffft. After so many Disney examples, how By Lainey • Dec 02, 2013 08:37 am
Douchebags Justin Bieber thinks he’s Mimi Justin Bieber is on tour in China. China is also where those GIANT HORNETS have been hanging out, killing people. You do with that information what you will. Here we are talking about how JB went sightseeing and hit up the Great Wall. Where, instead of walking, or even running, By Lainey • Oct 01, 2013 09:32 am
Parent Pimps Willow Smith’s English accent summer fling I am officially an old crusty c-nt. Because …I mean… I can’t with this. Can.NOT. How do we do when we’re dealing with a 12 year old? No one wants to be unkind to a 12 year old. Not even Alec Baldwin? OK, maybe Alec Baldwin. But By Lainey • Jul 09, 2013 03:03 pm
Douchebags You must Believe...and then Delete Textbook. Again. The exceptions are the ones who DON’T f-ck up, remember. And there are fewer and fewer and fewer of them. Then again, it depends on your definition of f-cking up. If they’re millionaires many times over, that may not qualify as a f-ck up, at least By Lainey • Mar 14, 2013 12:46 pm
Dumbass Justin Bieber’s heroic recovery Our hero, Justin Bieber, God’s special gift, having spent part of last night under medical supervision, has been released, and was photographed outside his hotel this morning... With a cry-face on. The agency caption to these shots is hilarious: Bieber has to be “restrained” by his bodyguard from attacking. By Lainey • Mar 08, 2013 10:55 am
Child Stars Justin Bieber’s heroic evening Justin Bieber was criticised earlier this week for starting late in London -- reportedly 2 hours delayed for “technical issues” -- and this just after he went out in a gas mask and complained on Twitter about people being mean to him. But he showed up on time, even two By Lainey • Mar 08, 2013 09:48 am
Douchebags Don’t focus on the positive Duana says kill their dreams. Me, I say forget about following your dreams. During a recent interview with The Globe & Mail about success and achievement, I noted how dumb it was that “follow your dreams” is dispensed as advice more often than “work hard”. That makes sense though, right? By Lainey • Mar 05, 2013 12:04 pm
Child Stars Fourteen & Open-mouthed Last year for Jacek's birthday (on April 1), I dressed up as Hit Girl. Last year I was into Kick-Ass and Chloe Moretz. Then I interviewed her at Comic-Con and realised she's predictably and disappointintly yet another child star robot, programmed for tv friendly precociousness from By Lainey • Mar 28, 2011 05:46 am
Child Stars Out of control? Or Provoked? I’m sure you’ve heard about the Shia LaBeouf incident this weekend? In short, was at a local bar on Friday night/Saturday morning with friends, a regular hangout he’s been known to visit once, twice a week. He was drunk which is, I think, what usually happens By Lainey • Feb 07, 2011 05:12 am
