Elton John Mimi gets that money! But who’s missing? I posted the other day about Mimi’s Christmas classic, All I Want For Christmas. Even though you can’t escape the song for weeks every year starting November, it’s never charted in the top 10. This year though, according to Forbes, it has a chance. Mimi is everywhere By Lainey • Dec 16, 2016 04:12 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Gwyneth honoured in Spain Gwyneth Paltrow was in Madrid last night at the ELLE Magazine 30th anniversary party where she was presented with the Icon Award. G wore Gucci. And this dress… it’s amazing. It’s a rose growing out of her vulva and blooming all over her breasts. Which, I mean I By Lainey • Oct 27, 2016 10:22 am
Jock Smut Gwyneth Paltrow’s pre-Olympic cupping On Saturday in Rio, American gymnast Alex Naddour competed in the team qualification with circular marks on his arms and back. Yesterday Michael Phelps competed in the men’s 4x100 freestyle relay with similar looking marks. Obviously, for me, this was the first person who came to mind: Remember when By Lainey • Aug 08, 2016 11:30 am
Famewhores Thirsty Bird This week, a rapper and reality show star gave us Gossip Christmas (or as I like to call it, Receipts Week), cracking the façade of one of the most important and astute players in the game. All the games. The last story that garnered this much social media excitement and By Maria • Jul 21, 2016 11:45 am
Break Ups Gwyneth & Chris in Cannes Speaking of conscious uncoupling and what might be the theme of SJP’s new show, Gwyneth Paltrow is at Cannes Lions this week promoting Goop (apparently she’ll be joining Snapchat soon) and during her interview with the BBC’s HARDTalk, she was asked, once again, about her divorce from By Lainey • Jun 22, 2016 04:19 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Oh, just a regular Gwyneth weekend Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin’s daughter, Apple, turned 12 on Saturday. Jesus, has it been that long? Feels like just last week we were seeing pictures of her taking a bottle on Valentino’s yacht (imagine being able to say that? When I was a baby, Valentino fed me By Lainey • May 16, 2016 08:47 am
Break Ups Gwyneth 40th software upgrade Forty to me doesn’t mean what I used to think it meant. Which is not a unique statement at all. Anything over 30 just used to seem so old. And then you get there and you’re like, wait a minute, I don’t feel old, not at all. By Lainey • Apr 28, 2016 11:48 am
Relationship Assumption Chris, Alex, and Alexa Alexa Chung and Alexander Skarsgard are still together and, together, they were at Kate Hudson and Jennifer Meyer’s joint birthday party. At some point they ran into Chris Martin. As you know from the previous post, Chris Martin’s ex-wife Gwyneth Paltrow and her boyfriend Brad Falchuk attended too. By Lainey • Apr 25, 2016 12:19 pm
Break Ups Gwyneth’s lap dance Kate Hudson’s joint “hot mess”-themed birthday party with Jennifer Meyer was this weekend. She broadcast most of it on social media so you don’t feel like you missed out. Anyway, most of her famous friends were there including Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow and she came with By Lainey • Apr 25, 2016 11:37 am
Music Gwyneth on tour Coldplay kicks off the A Head Full Of Dreams tour in Buenos Aires on Thursday. The band has been there the last few days and bandmembers, with the exception of Chris Martin, have been seen sightseeing around the area. Also seen sightseeing, on her own – Annabelle Wallis. You’ll recall, By Lainey • Mar 29, 2016 03:39 pm
Music Chris Martin of Maroon 5 If that means nothing to you, please enjoy this: Cookie says she didn’t mean it and that post has since been deleted. But still. STILL. There’s a point here. And I’m pretty sure there were times during their alleged halftime performance that even Coldplay didn’t know By Lainey • Feb 08, 2016 11:36 am
Music The Halftime Others As you know, Coldplay will be backing up Beyonce at the Super Bowl on Sunday. They can use up all the minutes they want. The only minutes that will matter will be HER minutes. In addition to B, Bruno Mars is also confirmed to make an appearance. Which basically pushes By Lainey • Feb 05, 2016 11:51 am
Top Reads Gwyneth wants more sit-ups Here are some new photos of Gwyneth Paltrow at LAX yesterday in a fitted turtleneck over boyfriend jeans. How many of us can walk around in a fitted turtleneck and not feel like we’re holding in all our gas? Seriously, the longer I suck in, the more I feel By Lainey • Jan 22, 2016 01:46 pm
LifestyleArticle Smutty Fitness: Blending I was excited to get a Magic Bullet blender for Christmas. I'd like to use it to make some healthy smoothies or shakes. I'm not looking to do a cleanse or go on a liquid diet, but I thought this would be a good way to By Hayley • Jan 14, 2016 10:34 am
Music Intro for January 8, 2016 Dear Gossips, It was confirmed yesterday that Beyonce will join Coldplay during the Super Bowl halftime show. Which just made the Super Bowl halftime show SO MUCH MORE INTERESTING. And also just made Coldplay Beyonce’s backup band. When Coldplay was first announced a month ago, I posted my suggested By Lainey • Jan 08, 2016 09:31 am
Best and Worst of 2015 Worst of 2015: Chris Martin Or my nickname for him, This F-cking Guy. The good news is, Martin Lawrence is over and Jennifer Lawrence doesn’t have to be dating him anymore. Because This F-cking Guy gave us so much cringe the last half of the year. Just to recap – Chris Martin seemed to beg By Lainey • Dec 23, 2015 12:40 pm
