Royals Kate Middleton or Anna Wintour Victoria Beckham has been in New York the last few days presenting her latest collection to the people who matter. Clever bitch that she is, she also let it drop that in addition to all the other famous people who’ve worn her designs (Drew Barrymore, Gwyneth Paltrow, Cameron Diaz, By Lainey • Feb 15, 2011 04:02 am
Style How to wear a pink hoodie Man style is very important to me because I married one without any and it’s one of the chief complaints of my shallow life. The thing is, it’s not like I’m trying to force Jacek into a body type that isn’t his. What’s most excruciating By Lainey • Jan 14, 2011 07:55 am
Baby and Bump Obsession LaLa or an Angel? In the recent issue of British Vogue, Victoria Beckham tells the magazine that: “Maybe one day another baby, but at this stage I think the chances of a girl are quite slim.” Not sure whether this interview took place before she found out she’s pregnant, but as I’m By Lainey • Jan 10, 2011 01:42 am
Baby and Bump Obsession New Year, no tits, no baby girl Victoria Beckham covers the new issue of British Vogue. It’s a ridiculously Try expression on her face on the cover, sure, but this is about as “stripped down” as it gets for Posh in terms of a magazine spread. Like, she’s wearing a sweater. And our faces aren’ By Lainey • Jan 04, 2011 08:10 am
Style Posh’s happy tears David Beckham accepted the Lifetime Achievement Award at the BBC Sports Personality of the Year event last night in London. The entire family came out to support, his wife and three children sat in the front row. Photos are attached of them arriving, Posh posing hard in her camel coat By Lainey • Dec 20, 2010 03:49 am
Girly Throw Downs The dress,the stag,the curtsey & the D-O double G While Prince William has been in Zurich with the English delegation supporting England’s bid to host the 2018 World Cup, Kate Middleton went out to a charity event last night in London. Click here to see photos. The Daily Mail is such a f-cking bitch of a paper, non? By Lainey • Dec 02, 2010 03:20 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Becks gets a massage I love this video. And it’s funny. HE is funny. And so impressively able to hold it together. It would have been over for me in the first 30 seconds. I won’t spoil it, you just have to watch. He really does a great job. Victoria and his By Lainey • Oct 28, 2010 03:51 am
Quiveration Underpants! Maturity? Not in this post. David Beckham had to change his pants due to injury – or something, does it matter??? – during the LA Galaxy game yesterday and was photographed in his underwear. Victoria did once say that her husband was hung like a horse. Then again, her quote was specifically By Lainey • Oct 25, 2010 07:52 am
Cheating Loins She’ll carry it when it matches Her luggage I mean. And only then for a few minutes, just to make sure we see the entire outfit. Victoria Beckham travelled from LA to London yesterday after presenting a united front with husband David during the recent prostitution scandal. The Beckhams, as you know, claim it’s all By Lainey • Oct 04, 2010 10:41 am
Faux Gossip It follows you everywhere My mother the Chinese Squawking Chicken has an expression about a person’s sh-t. She says if you have some in your past, you carry it around in your handbag, doesn’t matter if it’s a Chanel, it’ll always smell like a knock-off. She usually means it when By Lainey • Sep 27, 2010 08:22 am
Dumbass Becks is a 7½ Apparently he thought paying for it would buy him discretion. As opposed to the other times, with that Loos woman, when it was free and enjoyable but she couldn’t keep her mouth shut, David Beckham must have figured that hiring someone to f-ck him on the side would guarantee By Lainey • Sep 22, 2010 03:31 am
Try Their porn is better when it’s candid They Beckhams are not actors. So when they try to porn their sh-t up, it’s definitely not as convincing as the Pitts, and the result can be a little deflating, especially since Victoria has such a hard time relaxing. See their fragrance ad for a refresher. Beckham Porn then By Lainey • Sep 17, 2010 04:13 am
Style Beckham Porn Try So there’s a new fragrance – Intimately Yours by David and Victoria Beckham. And this is the ad that comes along with it. I guess you have to believe that it could happen because they’re married. That they really would go for it in a lift, like Victoria is By Lainey • Sep 09, 2010 03:43 am
Marcus and Friends (dogs) Basketball flats & bulldogs Yes, Victoria Beckham is wearing flipflops. Evidently she won’t take her kids to play basketball with stilettos on. So there’s one activity. Speaking of flipflops, I’m giving them away – click here for more details if you missed today’s open. Posh is also working on a ponytail. By Lainey • Aug 16, 2010 03:52 am
Victoria Beckham The boys are back But what about the Posh? After spending most of the summer abroad – in South Africa for the World Cup, in France for family holiday, in England to reclaim the British flavour – David Beckham and his boys returned home to Los Angeles yesterday not accompanied by Victoria. Victoria in fact has By Lainey • Aug 04, 2010 06:38 am
Style Posh & Becks: summertime schedule Victoria Beckham arrived at Heathrow today in a cuuuuute pink dress with blue bows and matching blue big heels. Always matching. She doesn’t know how to not match right. Strangeness is afoot with these Beckhams lately, non? She and David are apart for most of the summer so far, By Lainey • Jul 06, 2010 06:02 am
