Quiveration Hot Becks is Hurt Didn’t see him at the CFDAs – maybe he was inside? – but this is David Beckham leaving his New York hotel, as quivering as ever, with an injured wrist that I’d be happy to help heal any time he needs me. Remember what Duana said yesterday about a straight By Lainey • Jun 03, 2008 01:47 am
Famewhores Hot Becks, Old Posh David fixed up that mess on his face and he was back to his quivering standard. Victoria on the other hand… Victoria was a disaster. It was the worst she’s looked in a long, long time. It was atrocious. Like gasp-inducing atrocity. Like if he was contemplating cheating again, By Lainey • May 06, 2008 06:53 am
Victoria Beckham Posh Multitasks Too! David and Victoria Beckham were photographed at the skating rink watching their kids the other day and my sources say they lost their sh*t on the paps, cussing and bitching about being photographed. Bitches… please! This is Posh yesterday, dressed in pink, perfectly coiffed, a face full of makeup, By Lainey • Apr 23, 2008 09:01 am
BFFs All of Posh’s BFFs Big night last night as many stars capitalised on the photo opp and showed up for Victoria and David’s joint birthday party. Most notable of course… Tom and Katie. Which means the BFFs have made up. Obviously Tom Cruise has come to terms with Posh’s thin-fluence on his By Lainey • Apr 20, 2008 09:41 pm
Victoria Beckham First Birthday in LA And what a year it’s been. Making yet another attempt to conquer America, the British Beckhams invaded Los Angeles almost a year ago and have never looked back. This time there was no Waterloo…which is why Victoria perhaps is getting a little too big in the head. Not By Lainey • Apr 18, 2008 03:34 am
Jock Smut Becks likes bigger bums Maybe he would like mine! Mine is bigger than his wife’s! All asses are bigger than his wife’s! Just like the ass he appeared to be appreciating courtside at the Laker game the other day. Hee. Funny, yes. But also sad. That Victoria tortures herself down to a By Lainey • Apr 16, 2008 05:05 am
Victoria Beckham Courtside Beckhams David took Posh to the Laker game last night and they showed off their signature move – he likes to slip his hand onto her thigh and hold it there. When I’m grumpy my husband and I play The Beckham Game, emulating David’s PDA - funnest game ever and By Lainey • Apr 11, 2008 04:12 am
Victoria Beckham Beckham Porn at Elton John Elton John show Saturday night – the Beckhams brought their own brand of porn to commemorate the occasion. Beckham Porn is second only to Pitt Porn. But first, let’s start with the clean side. Their boys were there with them. And Cruz did his famous dancing bit … was very, very By Lainey • Apr 07, 2008 02:51 am
Victoria Beckham Gay Fantasy at the Laker Game Hold on to your homos… check out David Beckham and a friend at the Laker game yesterday, good enough to get the fantasies going. It’s that gray cardigan, I think. Like an invitation with sequins on it. David is LA training with the Galaxy while the Posh celebrated her By Lainey • Mar 31, 2008 05:23 am
Jock Smut Century Becks David Beckham earned his 100th cap for England yesterday in a friendly against France just outside Paris. The entire family came out to cheer and support including, of course, Victoria and the boys all seated in a private box. His Hotness wore special gold boots to commemorate the occasion and By Lainey • Mar 27, 2008 03:59 am
Victoria Beckham Dining with Posh… and do they swing? David returned home to LA for a brief stay at the weekend before heading back to London to join the English squad. While in town, he spent some quality time with his wife at STK as they joined Kate Beckinsale and her husband Len Wiseman for dinner. Kate per usual By Lainey • Mar 24, 2008 02:16 am
David Beckham Me on Becks Sorta. Becks has a new tattoo. In Chinese. I can speak it, but the only thing I can read and write are names of movie stars. As such, according to Page Six: “The tattoo is written in traditional Mandarin Chinese and is an old Chinese proverb that says: "Death By Lainey • Mar 17, 2008 08:42 am
Chinese Squawking Chicken How Brits Cut No one can cut you like a Brit… or my mother. It was her birthday yesterday, she called me at 2 in the afternoon: “It’s my birthday today. Were you at the gym?” So few words, so much sting. Guilting me, of course, for not calling her at the By Lainey • Mar 10, 2008 06:24 am
Victoria Beckham Posh: downsizing at Target Victoria Beckham in a plain tee and jeans and no concrete tits shopping at Target last night – WTF??? Still… some things never change and as you can see, despite the lack of concrete and couture, Posh still rocked a full face of makeup. She actually looks quite pretty. Really pretty. By Lainey • Mar 03, 2008 03:12 am
David Beckham Annyong David! Remember Annyong Bluth? Snort. David Beckham arrived in Korea today on a promo tour with the LA Galaxy which means he will miss the final Spice Girls concert tonight in Toronto. Family members have flown in from around the world to support the Spices but it’ll be a Becks-free By Lainey • Feb 26, 2008 08:43 am
Geri Halliwell Mommy’s Little Heir It will be Cruz Beckham who inherits his parents’ love of the spotlight! But of course it will be Cruz. Cruz after all was conceived as an answer to the public infidelity – a message to the world: We Are the Beckhams. We Will Survive. As such, thick skin and attention By Lainey • Feb 19, 2008 01:28 am
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