David Beckham Becks Blogs Too! Oh. My. Loins. Judging from the reaction in my inbox, many of you are quivering too. I mean look at this man. Look at him!!! So to coincide with the his Galaxy arrival, Becks is now blogging – first entry was posted today. But seriously, do you really care what he By Lainey • Jul 13, 2007 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham Beckham Landing Clusterf*ck at LAX last night as the Beckhams landed. Fans, photographers, people screaming their balls off… was told it was quite the scene and even the Beckhams themselves seemed taken aback which in itself is a surprise. They flew commercial, they pretty much announced their travel plans, they sent By Lainey • Jul 13, 2007 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham The Beckhams En Route As reported in yesterday’s column, after her silent admission that David did indeed goose Rebecca Loos and that she chose to tough through it, am now more convinced that ever that Posh will never let him go. The Beckhams are for life, perhaps not out of passion but certainly By Lainey • Jul 12, 2007 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham Bullsh-t Like Beckham They all believe their own bullsh-t. What’s amazing about Victoria is that as ludicrous as it is, her version of the truth, somehow she manages to keep a straight face…as is the case with her concrete tits. Not only does she claim they’re authentic, she also insists By Lainey • Jul 10, 2007 08:00 am
Denise Richards Thin & Tan > Young The Posh Philosophy: always choose skinny and orange over wrinkle-free and healthy. Here they are, the Beckhams at the tail end of their French vacation before making their Los Angeles debut later this week. A rare occasion: both look sh-t together – he with his two tone head to facial hair By Lainey • Jul 09, 2007 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham The Beckham Jersey Exclusive Giveaway!!! This will be a hot one so please read details closely? Don"t mean to be a pickle ass but I want you to win which means I want to make sure your entry is received. Please forgive? OK so about Becks... As you all know, David Beckham is By Lainey • Jul 02, 2007 08:00 pm
Victoria Beckham British Becks Many concur: it was a kneejerk reaction, a decision based on emotion, a decision made prematurely, and a decision he is supposedly regretting more every day, though with a stiff upper lip he will gamely honour his promise. David Beckham, on the eve of his move to America, in London By Lainey • Jul 01, 2007 08:00 pm
John Mayer The Man Coloured Pedi Your opinion? I’m undecided. Because if David Beckham decided to rock some wine coloured toes, I’d be all over it. My husband however? Nuh uh. I can’t even imagine asking him. The other day as we were heading out to the golf course I suggested he style By Lainey • Jun 18, 2007 08:00 pm
Victoria Beckham Choreographed Reality TV Love it. From six episodes to a one hour special, Victoria’s America television debut will be called Victoria Beckham: Coming to America – 50 or so minutes of Victoria rehearsing her candid moments with makeup on the entire time which I will totally watch, even though a bit disappointed. Having By Lainey • Jun 13, 2007 08:00 pm
Tom Cruise A Beater or Nothing My cousin Cat brought this up a few weeks ago: what’s with the constant beaters? Does Ryan Phillippe own anything other than tank tops? Call me Cruise but with the exception of David Beckham, a man in a tank means instant de-quiver. Am all about the t-shirt. A just By Lainey • Jun 11, 2007 08:00 pm
Victoria Beckham Flats Are Evil Along with My Concrete Tits are Real, this must be her mantra: Victoria Beckham simply canNOT wear flats. She will eschew them always, even in favour of Nurse Shoes with a Wedge. Look at them. Tell me those aren’t nurse shoes with a wedge. Here’s Posh throwing out By Lainey • Jun 11, 2007 08:00 pm
Katie Holmes The LA Leach Victoria Beckham, back in LA to shoot scenes for her new “unscripted” reality tv show, dressed in designer sports shorts. Posh TV is apparently still scheduled to go forward in spite of the fact that very little usable material has been filmed. According to UK gossips, Posh is pushing ahead By Lainey • Jun 10, 2007 08:00 pm
Victoria Beckham Victoria Beckham: MTV Chav Look at her. LOOK AT HER!!! Deliberately exposing a hot pink bra underneath animal leather/pleather…who else but this bitch? Who else but Victoria Beckham? This is why I love her. Shamelessly, sinfully over the top, the best Chav has to offer. And trust me, she was NOT going By Lainey • Jun 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Victoria Beckham Posh Flops & Bails You saw the video the other day edited and manipulated to show a couple on the rocks, and you’ve heard the gossip – now that Becks is being welcomed back to represent his country, his enthusiasm about an American move is supposedly waning and his dissatisfaction over his wife’s By Lainey • May 31, 2007 08:00 pm
Victoria Beckham England or Posh? Trouble ahead…and not to be mean but trouble for the Beckhams is always so smuttily spectacular, from a gossip perspective, it’s hard not to get a little amped. Besides, given the fact that Victoria has invited cameras into her Los Angeles life to document their glamourous existence, is By Lainey • May 27, 2007 08:00 pm
David Beckham The Frenzy This morning’s screening was for press only. And so the building was full of journalists, all of them congregating for a glimpse of the Brangelina phenomenon. The queue began early – there were reporters in line to get into the press room almost 3 hours ahead of time. So as By Lainey • May 20, 2007 08:00 pm
