Victoria Beckham Becks on Posh, Posh on alert We all have our favourite illusions - fantasy beliefs rotten at the core but so irresistibly delicious you voluntarily ignore the fraud. For some, it"s Jennifer Aniston. For me, America"s "happy" nipply sweetheart ain"t my thing. I prefer British powercouples: concrete tits By Lainey • Sep 20, 2006 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham Hola Spanish Beckham? Posh and Becks fans are losing their sh*t today over one little word signifying one huge development: is the Spanish Countdown underway??? Apparently so, according to a local tv station in Spain that caught up with David in his car, and upon being asked whether or not his wife By Lainey • Sep 05, 2006 08:00 am
Tom Cruise Posh mothers, Posh writes Damn. Every kid is cuter than the one before - the Beckhams are a great example of my Celebrity Baby Theory, non? And just to clarify: David Hot, Victoria Average. No... much as I love her, I won"t go so far as to say she"s a By Lainey • Aug 30, 2006 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham The Daily Ugly: Intimately Beckham His and her fragrances and a new sexy ad campaign to launch the products. Too bad they missed the mark, non? David looks fine if not a little constipated and then there’s the normally impeccable Victoria – frightening at best. First of all, that ain’t her ass. Second – what By Lainey • Aug 21, 2006 08:00 am
David Beckham The Daily Zizou: Toujours Zizou I love the word TOUJOURS. It"s so full of promise, a word that literally blooms off a page. And when he says it? Oh heaven. Thanks to Natasha, two more Volvic ads designed for the express purpose of loin explosion. Between Becks, Brad, and now this, I honestly By Lainey • Aug 10, 2006 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham Posh & the People Stop the presses. Victoria Beckham shops at TopShop??? Indeed she does. Today, August 9th, Oxford Street, Central London, as told to me by the lovely CK. Even more mind boggling…Mrs. Beckham was smiling! With no bodyguards and walking around the store with 2 staff members, declining to use the By Lainey • Aug 10, 2006 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham Becks in America In just a few hours, David Beckham will be driving distance away. In Seattle for an exhibition, just a three hour car ride from Vancouver, border traffic notwithstanding and the reason behind the blazing rows I"ve been having with my husband since Sunday. I want the car for By Lainey • Aug 09, 2006 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham The Daily Beckhams I"ll admit it - I"m full on addicted, I can"t help myself, but sick as she is - I do love her style. Because Victoria is THE quintessential woman who dresses for women. Here they are out for dinner the other night, as glamourous By Lainey • Aug 07, 2006 08:00 am
David Beckham The Daily Connery: The Footballers sing-a-long! For a refresher on what the Daily Connery is, please click here. And how I love szkent for sending this along. You.Will.F&cking.Die. Almost all your favourites lending their voices for good. Except it is SOOOOO bloody cheesy and SOOOO bloody brilliant! My favourite is the By Lainey • Aug 04, 2006 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham The New Mrs Beckham Eating again AND burning the weave??? What in F&CK is going on? Is David finally getting through to his wife??? Because as we all know, when Victoria is unhappy or when David is unhappy with Victoria, word is she always resorts to torturing her body, partly because she& By Lainey • Aug 02, 2006 08:00 am
David Beckham David Travels Becks on the go, off for training in prep for the new season. Other than that, I have nothing new to report. But come on, gossips…do we really need a reason to look at new photos? By Lainey • Jul 31, 2006 08:00 am
David Beckham The Daily Double Footie: ZiBecks My thanks to the lovely Debbie for sending along this classic. It might just be a kiss on the head, but for me it has sparked hours of fantasy that goes a little something like this: My morning wake up consists of Zizou and Becks performing calisthenics in my bedroom. By Lainey • Jul 27, 2006 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham The Beckhams’ Waterloo Three years ago, David and Victoria mounted a full scale American assault. They aligned themselves with Damon Dash, they appeared in white D&G at the MTV Movie Awards, they went shopping, they bolstered the US economy, they kissed Anna Wintour’s ass, and still they were dealt a By Lainey • Jul 26, 2006 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham The Beckhams by day If they made it through his ‘98 red card and her solo singing attempt and Rebecca Loos and Esther Canadas and Sarah Marbeck and a masseuse and a nanny and countless other faceless, nameless encounters – does this mean they can make it through anything? Pray Goddess, let it be so. By Lainey • Jul 24, 2006 08:00 am
David Beckham The Daily Loin Quiveration: Zizou & Becks Try it. I dare you. I dare you to tell me this doesn’t do it for you. I dare you to tell me you wouldn’t want a piece of this action. I dare you to tell me you wouldn’t be happy just watching them hug and congratulate By Lainey • Jul 19, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Au revoir Brad, Bonjour Zizou Brad Pitt is a classic but the Freebie 5 is about fantasy. And if I’m no longer fantasizing about Angie’s whipping boy – how can he stay on the list? Besides, as I said before, he’s lookin’ a lot rough around the edges these days - nothing a By Lainey • Jul 16, 2006 08:00 am
