Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, January 30, 2017 I very badly want Gwyneth Paltrow to develop a keen interest in Chinese astrology so that Lainey can out-goop her with her expertise. I hope that the Rooster of 2017 brings with it peace, kindness and humanity. 新年好 / 新年好 🐔❤ A photo posted by Gwyneth Paltrow (@gwynethpaltrow) onJan 30, 2017 at By Maria • Jan 30, 2017 05:27 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, December 8, 2016 Yesterday I wrote about Cruz Beckham, and shortly after David posted a video of Cruz hearing his song on the radio for the first time. I have no comment on the song – it’s a child singing, what is there to say? I’m much more interested in the fact By Maria • Dec 08, 2016 03:55 pm
Music Beckham Meets Bieber Yesterday it was announced that 11-year-old Cruz Beckham has been signed by Scooter Braun, most famous for being Justin Bieber’s manager (more on that later). If you keep tabs on David and Victoria’s social media, this is natural evolution for Brand Beckham; Brooklyn is a photographer and model, By Maria • Dec 07, 2016 10:04 am
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, November 10, 2016 Iggy plays with French’s elephant. A photo posted by Iggy Azalea (@thenewclassic) onNov 9, 2016 at 1:37pm PST Being afraid of clowns feels almost quaint this week. We Shall Over Come.................came to visit the Clowns of Ugo Rondinoni for Inspiration. Art for Freedom🎨. Please Join The Revolution By Maria • Nov 10, 2016 04:13 pm
Lifestyle Smutty Fitness: Fitness Trackers Hi Haley! Over the last year, a period of super high stress followed by a knee injury made me lose my good fitness and eating habits - and gain more weight than I'd like to admit to. Since fall still feels like the "new year" to By Hayley • Sep 29, 2016 03:00 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, July 4, 2016 BE HONEST, did you think they would last 17 years? I hoped, but didn’t think it was possible. Let’s not jinx it. I feel so loved and truly blessed 🙏🏻 My best friend,my love.The kindest man who inspires me every day.💕 Happy Anniversary to the best husband By Maria • Jul 04, 2016 01:45 pm
Quiveration The Beckhams in Paris and New York You know how Brad Pitt wasn’t looking so great until he reclaimed the hot recently? I felt the same way about David Beckham, even though he’s the reigning Sexiest Man Alive. That said… Check him out in Paris at the Louis Vuitton show. And he too has reclaimed By Lainey • Jun 23, 2016 01:56 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession A very Beckham birthday It was Victoria Beckham’s birthday yesterday. And, as I wrote a few weeks ago when Radar tried to suggest that the Beckhams could be splitting – click here for a refresher – we’d see what’s up on her birthday, because their birthdays are always about public declarations. Well, we By Lainey • Apr 18, 2016 04:21 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, April 4, 2016 It’s so hard to get mad/stay mad at a dog. Do you think they know that you are trying not to laugh? Of course they do, the sneaky buggers. I tried to use my low, serious voice like I was taught. But while my husband and I listened By Maria • Apr 04, 2016 04:48 pm
Faux Gossip Beckhams spinning, not divorcing Victoria and David Beckham worked out together yesterday in LA. Earlier this week, Radar posted an article with a sensational headline suggesting that a Beckham split would be imminent – click here for a refresher. Well, as I pointed out, it’s Radar, and even as they were going ahead with By Lainey • Mar 30, 2016 09:34 am
Break Ups Beckham split: money first, then marriage? Radar posted a sensational headline today: Beckham Split! When you read the story though, it’s about business assets. Newly released Victoria Beckham, Ltd., filings obtained by Radar reveal that after six years at the helm of VBL with Victoria and CEO Robert Dodds, David secretly resigned as a director By Lainey • Mar 28, 2016 03:22 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Posh & Becks at Anna’s dinner Victoria and David Beckham were photographed yesterday leaving Anna Wintour’s dinner party ahead of NYFW. Anna had other designers there like Michael Kors and Vera Wang. According to photographers, Brooklyn Beckham came to meet them and he and David headed to the airport afterwards. So then like an asshole By Lainey • Feb 09, 2016 09:51 am
Chinese Squawking Chicken Intro for February 1, 2016 Dear Gossips, Well the SAG Awards didn’t help the Oscars feel better about themselves, did they? And, just in case the message wasn’t clear enough, Idris Elba decided to make it super obvious. I was wondering though, since the SAGs aired on a Saturday, if the message wouldn’ By Lainey • Feb 01, 2016 06:59 am
Sexiest Man Alive 2015 David Beckham is the Sexiest Man Alive 2015 So David Beckham is PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive for 2015. Don’t think he would have showed up on very many prediction lists. I mean, on attractiveness, I guess it’s a better choice than Adam f-cking Levine. And he does look hotter than he has in a while By Lainey • Nov 18, 2015 09:43 am
Movie Reviews and Previews David Beckham, actor and “outlaw” Victoria and David Beckham, along with son Brooklyn, attended a party last night to celebrate the one year anniversary of Victoria’s flagship store. I’m kinda into the fact that Posh didn’t overdress for this. Tank top, skinny pants, a sparkly jacket on the way in, no jacket By Lainey • Sep 23, 2015 04:15 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Tuesday August 11, 2015 Um, I really hope this is a fake tattoo because that is pretty hideous. Halfway and ouch A photo posted by @teddysphotos onAug 11, 2015 at 2:36am PDT Victoria Beckham as a minion. What can I say? I was inspired x vb #Minions A photo posted by Victoria Beckham By Maria • Aug 11, 2015 05:06 pm