Douchebags Happy Anniversary Demi! Ashton says “I Love You!” But to someone else... Exactly a year ago, Demi Moore was getting ready to celebrate her sixth wedding anniversary with Ashton Kutcher. Then he went to San Diego, got into a hot tub with a few young girls, who sold their stories to the tabloids, and, well, she stopped eating. By Lainey • Sep 19, 2012 04:30 pm
Hook Ups Demi is not despondent It’s cheating day today, apparently. Which reminds me I received a really great message last week; I’ll post it at the end of this article. Over the last week or so, since Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis have been more and more apparently MORE, stories about a despondent By Lainey • Jul 25, 2012 01:18 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews About Last Night (Again) According to The Hollywood Reporter, About Last Night is set for a remake. The first thing I thought was that’s not possible, the movie isn’t old enough (and neither am I). Released in 1986, it holds up pretty well with its, “boy meets girl in a bar, they By Maria • Jun 29, 2012 12:01 pm
Break Ups Will Demi take back Ashton? The UK’s Sunday Mirror is the original source for this story so... it might be kinda sketch. The reason why so many find it believable though is all about Demi Moore. Doesn’t it seem totally possible and probable that Demi Moore would take back Ashton Kutcher? Given what By Lainey • May 28, 2012 04:22 pm
Demi Moore Mrs Kutcher for not much longer Demi Moore stepped out in public for the first time in months last night to support Amanda de Cadenet. She signalled her return the previous day on Twitter after a staying quiet for months, asking followers to suggest a new name, declaring that it was time for a change. Demi By Lainey • Apr 18, 2012 10:36 am
Hollywood Drugs The Demi Dilemma Quick recap: at around 11pm on Monday night, an ambulance was called to Demi Moore's. She was subsequently hospitalised. TMZ broke the story that it was substance abuse. Her rep has issued a statement reading: "Because of the stresses in her life right now, Demi has chosen By Lainey • Jan 25, 2012 09:55 am
Thinnification An Award Season return After a few months of staying relatively undercover following her split from Ashton Kutcher (due to his humiliating infidelities), Demi Moore seems to be re-emerging on the scene just in time for award season. I think we just might see her negotiating for a presenter spot at the Oscars, if By Lainey • Jan 17, 2012 01:22 pm
Ashton Kutcher What about your other dad? While Demi Moore is supposedly hunkered down in Hawaii trying to recover from the disappointment that was her husband Ashton Kutcher, her girls, at least two of them, were photographed in Paris with their father Bruce Willis. Rumer and Tallulah looked like they were saying goodbye to dad and his By Lainey • Nov 24, 2011 03:19 pm
Break Ups They un-followed each other This is what it’s come to, I guess. It’s really, really, REALLY over when you un-follow your husband/boyfriend/girlfriend/lover on Twitter. And re-follow for a booty call, and then un-follow anew to mark that it’s done for good. Shortly after Demi Moore released her statement By Lainey • Nov 18, 2011 10:40 am
Break Ups Demi is actually leaving Ashton Major announcement on a Thursday which... Let’s come back to that. Demi Moore confirmed to The Associated Press that she will file for divorce from Ashton Kutcher. "It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that I have decided to end my six-year marriage to Ashton. As By Lainey • Nov 17, 2011 04:55 pm
Douchebags Is this what you’re staying for? You’ve heard about this mess at Penn State? Click here for the long well, researched version. Click here for the celebrity reading level edition specifically as it relates to Ashton Kutcher. In short, he tweeted support for a man who has been fired for his suspected involvement in the By Lainey • Nov 10, 2011 12:52 pm
Thinnification Her ring’s on but it might fall off Demi Moore was in New York last night for the premiere of Margin Call. She was wearing her wedding ring. As you can see, she’s so gaunt these days it might fall off. Face or body? You know the dilemma. You choose body, you lose your face. You choose By Lainey • Oct 18, 2011 11:13 am
Douchebags Cheating bareback So here’s the new issue of Us Weekly featuring Ashton Kutcher and 22 year old Sara Leal who doesn’t look like she regrets the way she landed her first magazine cover. Sara goes into full detail about what went down that night in San Diego. More on that By Lainey • Oct 12, 2011 10:33 am
Cheating Loins Ashton is almost forgiven Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher were spotted at a Kabbalah camping retreat this weekend. Click here to see the photos. This, supposedly, is part of the healing process as they try to save their marriage after, as you know, Ashton’s cheating ass was caught all over San Diego on By Lainey • Oct 11, 2011 10:18 am
Dumbass Hot tubs & Rings I’m sure by now you’ve seen the cover of the new issue of Star Magazine? It’s attached. With photos of Ashton Kutcher on his 6th wedding anniversary in San Diego where he hosted a hot tub party in his hotel suite and allegedly f-cked at least one By Lainey • Oct 06, 2011 10:28 am
Douchebags “Hot-tub worthy” infidelity That was apparently the qualification for Ashton Kutcher when he cheated on his wife Demi Moore on their wedding anniversary in San Diego at the Hard Rock Hotel: the girls had to be “hot-tub worthy” and he took his time deliberating on the local offering before deciding on two “hot-tub By Lainey • Oct 05, 2011 10:40 am
