Douchebags Nanny Batfleck needs a bodyguard Here are some more pictures of Christine Ouzounian yesterday and her new Lexus. According to the paps, she requested a police escort to follow her to her parents’ house. Look at you, getting hookups all over the place, from exclusive hotels to private jets to slick rides to personal security. By Lainey • Aug 13, 2015 10:24 am
Break Ups “Inadequate” Ben Affleck Although PEOPLE’s cover story about the Ben Affleck Jennifer Garner divorce focuses primarily on how Jen’s dealing with the “ultimate betrayal”, the magazine does try to offer a rationale for Ben’s attitude about the end of his marriage. As you know, Team Affleck has repeatedly denied the By Lainey • Aug 06, 2015 12:04 pm
Douchebags You’re reading this about Miles Teller’s Esquire interview Miles Teller has a spectacularly bad cover profile in the September issue of Esquire. He’s nominally promoting Fantastic Four, but mostly he’s providing Good Gossip because the interview is a trainwreck. The writer, Anna Peele, calls him a dick or references his “dickishness” five times. Teller comes across By Sarah • Aug 06, 2015 10:36 am
Break Ups Ben Affleck and the nanny US Weekly has the exclusive – Ben Affleck is dating a woman who used to be the nanny. Her name is Christine Ouzounian, 28 years old. Supposedly she and Ben started dating during Ben and Jennifer Garner’s secret 10 month trial separation. Whatever. We’ve already analysed the legitimacy of By Lainey • Jul 29, 2015 09:05 am
Douchebags Shia words on video Shia LaBeouf and girlfriend Mia Goth were in Germany a few days ago. They were caught on camera in a fight as they were exiting a cab. She was pulling on his bag, asking him to stay. He ended up getting into a car without her with some random sketchy By Lainey • Jul 27, 2015 03:37 pm
Douchebags Jesse Eisenberg knows his words Jesse Eisenberg was at Comic-Con. Was Jesse Eisenberg at Comic-Con because he’s in a small budget, independent movie shot in a café in Brooklyn from a screenplay written on an old-fashioned typewriter? Actually, no. Jesse was at Comic-Con for a movie called Batman vs Superman. You may have heard By Lainey • Jul 15, 2015 11:41 am
Douchebags I Can’t Ariana Grande and the donut incident You’ve probably heard about this already so let me just give you a quick rundown. On July 4, I Can’t Ariana Grande hit up a donut shop with her new boyfriend and was caught on camera licking a few donuts and maybe even spitting on them when the By Lainey • Jul 09, 2015 04:03 pm
Douchebags Thanks, Ben Affleck PBS has decided to suspend the third season of Finding Your Roots as the result of an internal investigation… Whatever. Basically PBS has suspended the third season of Finding Your Roots because of Ben Affleck. You’ll recall, once he learned that some of his ancestors were slave owners, Ben By Lainey • Jun 25, 2015 11:03 am
Douchebags Diddy attacks with a kettlebell Helicopter parents are bad enough. But when the helicopter parent is a celebrity? That takes it to a nuclear level. Here’s the quick rundown of what happened: Diddy’s son Justin plays football at UCLA. According to TMZ, one of Justin’s coaches with giving him the gears at By Lainey • Jun 23, 2015 10:13 am
Douchebags Crossing Mark Wahlberg’s line It occurred to me when I was writing today’s open about Chris Pratt and the Sexiest Man Alive that Mark Wahlberg has never been the Sexiest Man Alive. He’s a possibility, I guess. He’d probably be a popular one, for some. Not here though. Sorry. Marky Mark By Lainey • Jun 16, 2015 09:23 am
Douchebags Leo sues Leonardo DiCaprio is suing French magazine Oops! over a story they ran about him getting Rihanna pregnant but that he doesn’t want to have anything to do with the baby. According to TMZ, Leo’s people contacted Oops! to tell them they were full of sh-t, and the French By Lainey • Jun 08, 2015 04:16 pm
Douchebags Chris Brown’s idea of romantic Chris Brown and Karrueche Tran broke up 3 months ago, when she found out that another woman had his baby after a one night stand which… really? Like is safe sex extinct now? We couldn’t get away from that message when I was a teenager growing up in the By Lainey • Jun 05, 2015 12:42 pm
Douchebags Winning back Australia After spending part of last week in LA to celebrate daughter Lily Rose’s 16th birthday, Johnny Depp has returned to Australia to resume work on Pirates 5. Apparently authorities held him and Amber Heard on his private jet for an hour to search the aircraft to go through their By Lainey • Jun 02, 2015 10:20 am
Douchebags Leo & Robin: superdouches in Cannes As expected, Leonardo DiCaprio is in Cannes. There are 80 parties happening at the same time. And 800 models available at all times. Where the f-ck else would he be? So this showed up on Instagram (thanks J!): Amy chillin next to Leo😹 A photo posted by Greta Zaveckaite (@gretazaveckaite) By Lainey • May 20, 2015 11:49 am
Douchebags Scott Eastwood wants you to know… That he’s on the cover of Men’s Fitness. But, like, he didn’t want to be too obvious about it. So he posted this on Instagram: Moment of extreme embarrassment. When men's fitness didn't send me a copy of the cover I was on. By Lainey • May 08, 2015 11:19 am
Douchebags The last few days of Leo As you know, Leonardo DiCaprio was in Milan last Thursday for Mr Armani’s 40th anniversary party. Click here for a refresher. Two days after that he was in Vegas on Saturday night for the fight. Leo was that guy who watched the event through his phone. Click here for By Lainey • May 06, 2015 09:38 am
