Break Ups Katy Perry kept it short On August 13 I posted this article about how Katy Perry was keeping her daylight hours with John Mayer to a minimum. You know. She knows. Mila Kunis does not know. Mila Kunis allowed her shame f-ck to become her bonafide. Mila is dumber than Katy. Like, sure, John Mayer By Lainey • Aug 24, 2012 12:50 pm
Girly Throw Downs Channing Tatum doesn’t want to be friends with Alex Pettyfer Celebitchy posted a story the other day (from Us Weekly) about how Alex Pettyfer was so dicky on the set of Magic Mike that Channing Tatum cut out one of his scenes. Pettyfer subsequently threw a hissy. He and Tatum are reportedly now not speaking and wouldn’t acknowledge each By Lainey • Jul 05, 2012 03:45 pm
Douchebags Mila stroking Ashton Us Weekly reported last week that Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are not exclusive. In other words, they’re just f-cking, which, I mean fine, but then why does she have to take it out in public? Mila and Ashton were at Soho House in LA on Saturday. As you By Lainey • Jul 02, 2012 02:49 pm
Douchebags Jennifer Lawrence and a douchebag I hope she’s not dumb. Us Weekly is reporting that Jennifer Lawrence was out with John Mayer the other night. They were with a group of friends. He gave her extra special attention and she seemed to enjoy it. Apparently he also wanted to get her drunk. Of course By Lainey • Jun 29, 2012 05:13 pm
Break Ups It’s all Vanessa’s fault Here we go. And we were waiting for it, weren’t we? This is the cover of the new issue of Us Weekly. Us Weekly is published by Jann Wenner, a good friend of Johnny Depp. Last week I wondered about Us Weekly’s coverage of the situation while every By Lainey • Jun 27, 2012 10:05 am
Douchebags Charlie Sheen’s comeback After one of the most public, bizarre, and entertaining meltdowns in modern entertainment memory, Charlie Sheen is returning to TV, and he’s celebrating his comeback with a cover profile in Rolling Stone. Sheen’s new show, Anger Management, airs on FX later this month. I’m curious to see By Sarah • Jun 07, 2012 11:05 am
Break Ups Well that didn’t last long John Mayer is promoting a new album. A few weeks ago, I wrote this article about his self-imposed retreat, subsequent return, and seeming new perspective. As I noted in that post, I couldn’t criticise; he did indeed take ownership of his mistakes and accountability for his ego. And then By Lainey • Jun 06, 2012 02:28 pm
Douchebags Cut away to Emma Watson I love cutaways to Emma Watson during a live show. She’s either dancing or laughing or scowling and giving someone attitude but it’s NEVER BORING. Last night was no exception. Right off the top during We Are Young she was all over it. The dress is good. But By Lainey • Jun 04, 2012 12:53 pm
Douchebags Diddykins thinks he’s Brad Pitt I have not bothered to learn the reason P Diddy is here in Cannes. All I know is that he thinks he’s still the sh-t. As evidenced by his behaviour last night on the carpet at the Killing Them Softly premiere. The festival assigns staff to manage the arrivals. By Lainey • May 23, 2012 09:44 am
Douchebags The General List of Celebrity Don’ts This list evolved years ago as a kind of joke for actor/comedian friends, but then some of them actually started using it and it took on a life of its own. Recently I was asked to update it for the post-Twitter celebrity world and Lainey’s thoughts on Jessica By Sarah • May 10, 2012 11:21 am
Douchebags This wasn't his fault One of Justin Timberlake's greatest gifts is his ability to find anyone else to blame for his failings and only take credit for the wins. Remember when he pussied out on Janet Jackson at the Super Bowl? Pips is featured in the new issue of Details. They talk By Lainey • May 04, 2012 10:56 am
Break Ups Patronising Cameron Diaz A-Rod was asked about Cameron Diaz in a new interview. “I don’t like talking about my relationships, but I will tell you about CD: She’s probably one of the greatest human beings I’ve ever met, and just an amazing light.” Which means he totally dumped her ass, By Lainey • Apr 26, 2012 01:23 pm
Douchebags Mila’s Photo Assumption: Franco or Kutcher? Love these pictures of Mila Kunis up on stage with James Franco at CinemaCon yesterday to promote Oz: The Great And Powerful. Franco, of course, is the Artist. She had the privilege of standing beside him while he educated the audience on his artistry. I mean her face says it By Lainey • Apr 25, 2012 12:08 pm
Douchebags James Franco on James Franco on James Franco on James Franco Like a million layers of James Franco. I suppose art has always been vain but James Franco, the Artist, seems to be stretching that vanity to new limits. This is Franco last night at the Tribeca Film Festival premiere of Francophrenia (Or: Don’t Kill Me, I Know Where The By Lainey • Apr 23, 2012 04:36 pm
Douchebags James Franco: Tristan sucked and so did Prague James Franco wrote an article for The Daily Beast about his favourite subject: James Franco. The purpose of the piece, I think, is to educate us on how he chooses his roles now, reflecting on past experiences to explain how an important Artist, THIS important Artist, decides between all the By Lainey • Apr 19, 2012 03:47 pm
Douchebags It’s never Mr Martin As you’d expect, Gwyneth Paltrow is taking a lot of sh-t today for this story that appeared in Page Six: Just in time for Earth Week, Gwyneth Paltrow took a 10-second car ride from the Stella McCartney party to the following dinner in LA on Friday. Most guests later By Lainey • Apr 18, 2012 01:53 pm
