Girly Throw Downs Taylor Swift & Kanye West Let’s make it about Taylor Swift first. Because he could have destroyed her. And not 15 minutes later she came out and delivered a performance without resorting to drama queen tactics. Can you imagine if that had happened to Lindsay Lohan? Lilo would have locked herself in her dressing By Lainey • Sep 14, 2009 02:12 am
Douchebags Saturday Night foundation Ryan Reynolds will host one of the first 4 episodes of Saturday Night Live this season. Don’t ask me to tell you which one because I’m too lazy today to look it up, especially not for him. Can’t wait to see his foundation face. If you’re By Lainey • Sep 11, 2009 09:35 am
Douchebags She’s not high fiving his penis What would it be like without John Mayer? I’ll never stop slagging him but I also don’t want him to stop asking to be slagged. So there was a story circulating yesterday that John Mayer has been secretly urinating on Kristin Cavallari from Laguna Beach/The Hills – click By Lainey • Sep 10, 2009 04:02 am
Douchebags Does she speak to her staff that way? Judge them on how they treat the civilians. Radar is reporting that Salma Hayek lost her tits last night because she could not get seated immediately for dinner at the Chateau Marmont. Salma did not have a reservation and when she was told that the patio was full she gave By Lainey • Sep 03, 2009 07:51 am
Douchebags Spittle is a pig And his moves are for sh-t. One of my favourite John Mayer stories is when he once revealed, pre-Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston, that when he tired of f-cking hot girl groupies on tour, he’d dabble in the chunk now and again, because thick girls can be more grateful. By Lainey • Aug 31, 2009 09:37 am
Douchebags Charity from a douche John Mayer couldn’t make a donation quietly, without fanfare. Of course not. Philanthropy is all about the attention, right? The shenanigans took place yesterday. On his Twitter John challenged TMZ to find his mug shot. So ensued a series of back and forth posts culminating in this photo taken By Lainey • Aug 28, 2009 05:53 am
Douchebags His yellow heart is so depressed As you know, Chris Brown was sentenced yesterday for beating the sh-t out of his girlfriend although if you clicked on People.com this morning you could have assumed that Rihanna deserved this. Anyway, on the same day he was sentenced, a “depressed” Chris Brown also put in some time By Lainey • Aug 26, 2009 04:11 am
Douchebags Feel sorry for him, he’s depressed Chris Brown was finally sentenced today for violently assaulting his girlfriend. Oh yeah, he also tried to kill her. TMZ reports that Brown claims that since he beat Rihanna, and was arrested for it, he’s been “depressed”. Let’s look at some photos that show Chris Brown’s depression. By Lainey • Aug 25, 2009 02:04 pm
Girly Throw Downs The Silver Fox vs Speidi He is… Scrumtrilescent. The f-cking best. Anderson Cooper last night devoted some time on The Shot to take one at Heidi Montag’s Miss Universe f-ckery. And he gave her the gears. He questioned her identity. Who the f-ck is she? He called her deluded. He said she’s talented By Lainey • Aug 25, 2009 06:47 am
Douchebags Piven’s douche moves Not that this should surprise you but still… Somewhere out there, some women are rewarding these moves. Ed Hardy wearing douchebags are still getting strange, which means this sh-t must work. Jeremy Piven was in Toronto a couple of weeks ago promoting The Goods. A film studio decided it would By Lainey • Aug 24, 2009 03:26 am
Douchebags Keri Hilson: sh-t by association Oh look! It’s Chris Brown. And he doesn’t look contrite. No, not at all. In fact, Chris Brown looks like he’s in great spirits – happy, relaxed, having a great time shooting a music video in LA. And why shouldn’t he be living the life, enjoying the By Lainey • Aug 20, 2009 04:29 am
Douchebags He can wear pink Not everyone can. Jacek can but chooses not to even when he looks great. He has the worst eye. But Ashton has a good eye. And when Ashton has no facial hair, he is f-cking gorgeous. This is Ashton in pink at LAX today working on Valentine’s Day. How By Lainey • Aug 19, 2009 10:28 am
Break Ups Unfixable It was Sean Penn’s birthday yesterday. He’s 49. Two nights ago he was spotted in Malibu at Nobu leaving with a friend. Not sure if he celebrated with Robin Wright though it seems unlikely. Page Six is reporting that it’s done. Again. Sean took time off from By Lainey • Aug 18, 2009 04:11 am
Douchebags Pippy on a big boy bike Little Pipsqueak rode a man’s bike yesterday to Café Med after lunch. It’s the red backpack that seals it, non? Brad Pitt could carry this backpack off with an adult swagger. Justin Timberlake rolls around like it’s a Big Wheel. Pips is busy these days, not in By Lainey • Aug 14, 2009 03:30 am
Douchebags Punch your girlfriend, then go clubbing Awesome. Chris Brown was photographed last night arriving at Guys & Dolls looking sharp in a tartan waistcoat, clutching his blackberry, eager to get inside and have a good time where he’d presumably be surrounded by ladies at a private table, champagne and vodka freeflowing, working the dance floor By Lainey • Aug 12, 2009 03:44 am
Douchebags How to get Strange My shamef-ck is Ed Westwick. For some of you, it’s Russell Brand. Don’t lie. I know. Especially if you’ve read My Booky Wook. Best title ever. And look at him. In London shooting Get Him To The Greek in his amazing exercise outfit skeezing out the world, By Lainey • Aug 10, 2009 12:39 pm
