Douchebags How to behave Like a douche? So apparently it wasn’t his mother – click here to read Sunday’s article about John Mayer out for dinner with two older ladies in his monogrammed jacket trying to be funny. Not funny. At all. And not representative of a man who respects women. Certainly not By Lainey • Aug 10, 2009 10:56 am
Douchebags Monogrammed Douche Not sure what this latest f-ckery is all about except to say that it was no ordinary dinner with the moms. After all, it’s John Mayer. In a monogrammed jacket with a friend and their moms as their dates, surrounded by paps, no doubt another John Mayer inside joke By Lainey • Aug 09, 2009 06:59 am
Douchebags Douche so smiley Emile Hirsch and his girlfriend on the carpet last night at a screening for Taking Woodstock in LA. Emile so smiley! Emile, who only offers the most insightful insights on film, who knows everything there is to know about film, who honours his friends always with sermons on film all By Lainey • Aug 05, 2009 08:27 am
Douchebags Yellow means humble Right? Oh no, this bitch isn’t smug AT ALL. That’s not a smug face. That’s totally the face of a humbled man, in humble colours, not brash, not brazen, sincere and apologetic and ready to make amends. It’s Chris Brown at LAX arriving for sentencing today By Lainey • Aug 05, 2009 05:03 am
Douchebags Ryan singled out Thanks to all of you who sent this in – the New York Times posted an article yesterday about the house in the movie The Proposal starring Sandra Bullock. The family that owns the house was profiled because, for 3 weeks, the cast and crew took over their property. Very interesting By Lainey • Jul 31, 2009 04:36 am
Douchebags Sulky Ryan says he’s not sulky Yesterday I posted this story originating from Fox 411 about Ryan Reynolds and Scarlet Johansson scrapping before Comic-Con resulting in him bailing from the convention after a foot stomping tantrum. Scarlett fulfilled her duties at Comic-Con but Ryan was absent which means she came out of the drama looking like By Lainey • Jul 29, 2009 08:53 am
Douchebags Doesn’t he look so sorry? Chris Brown was in Harlem yesterday playing basketball. He went out to party afterwards and seemed to act all shifty and sh-t when a member of his crew spotted the paps. Why? It’s not like he’s done anything wrong, right? Chris Brown punched his girlfriend in the face By Lainey • Jul 28, 2009 09:42 am
Girly Throw Downs Sulky Bitch bails and goes home Both Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds were supposed to be at Comic-Con. She for Iron Man 2 and he as the newly minted Green Lantern to be paraded around for the comic faithful in advance of production. Comes with the superhero gig. According to Fox411 however just before leaving for By Lainey • Jul 28, 2009 07:20 am
Break Ups Written for Jessica, meant for Lindsay Jessica Simpson continues to hook up and break up with men who humiliate her. As if it wasn’t enough that he dumped her the night before her birthday, Us Weekly reports that Tony Romo apparently also announced the break up to everyone living in his gated community, informing security By Lainey • Jul 27, 2009 09:22 am
Douchebags It’s helping... We are helping? As imaginary friends of Jessica Simpson, I think our work is working. No more articles on People.com from “friends” describing that she’s sad and mopey and a total loser sitting on her mom’s couch drunk texting Tony Romo. Instead, two sightings in a row By Lainey • Jul 24, 2009 08:23 am
Douchebags Cruz and Becks matching haircuts Heh. Cruz has a hawk. And Becks is showing off a new cut too. I love. I die. While Posh was sitting stiffly on a swing yesterday, David Beckham took his boys shopping – I guess this is how they parent? Because Victoria takes them shopping with her all the time By Lainey • Jul 24, 2009 05:28 am
Douchebags Gift from a Douche How long before they get back together? John Mayer lives for attention. And he knows it would be a great story. Pisser is probably working it with Porny right now over text and Skype, perhaps he sent her a CD of tracks, new limp dick music to heal her broken By Lainey • Jul 20, 2009 02:55 am
Douchebags Smart Shelfy, Grumpy Pip He’s walking her dog. She made sure we’d see he’s walking her dog – this is Justin Timberlake out and about with Jessica Biel’s remaining pet. Yesterday he was feeling crabby and took it out on a pap. Today it’s a much healthier outlet for his By Lainey • Jul 15, 2009 08:13 am
Break Ups He peed on Porny’s love Why did Romo walk out on Porny? According to Radar John Mayer’s been f-cking around again. Word is everything between Jessica Simpson and QB1 was great…until last Thursday when he found out that Douchebag was still texting her. She was all cagey about the messages and when he By Lainey • Jul 14, 2009 12:22 pm
Douchebags Pippy’s in a pissy mood He must have wanted the Green Lantern badly. This is Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake in West Hollywood getting his balls all sweaty over a pap who wants to take his photo. As you can see, they exchanged words, and then Pipple smirked and let it go, because he probably remembered that By Lainey • Jul 14, 2009 11:06 am
Douchebags Convicted felon has a great time So he beat down his girlfriend oh just 4 months ago. And there’s no prison time, just a few hours of garbage duty here and there, totally manageable. Otherwise, life for Chris Brown is easy come easy go. No need for charity work, no need to spend time in By Lainey • Jul 06, 2009 03:51 am
