Break Ups World War Brange: the money phase When Angelina Jolie first announced that she and Brad Pitt were over, I called it World War Brange because that’s what it was – the opposite of conscious uncoupling. (How smug-ass do you think Gwyneth Paltrow is right now?) After three months of bloody battle at the end of 2016, By Lainey • Aug 09, 2018 11:45 am
Weddings Justin catches ALL the feels The second set of “Summer 2018: Justin Bieber crying in public” photos are out. Let’s look at them closely here. The obvious question is: why is Justin crying outside? I’ve come up with a few theories. His hair: let’s face it, it’s weird right now. It’ By Maria • Aug 08, 2018 09:56 am
Drama World War Brange: child support As posted earlier today, TMZ reported on Saturday, with tips from sources connected to Brad Pitt, that Angelina Jolie has been “hostile” in their divorce negotiations, and is supposedly not getting on with her own lawyer, Laura Wasser. PEOPLE then followed with a clarification – that Laura isn’t quitting Angelina By Lainey • Aug 07, 2018 04:05 pm
Break Ups World War Brange: leaks and publicists It’s been almost two years since Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt announced their separation. The divorce is still not final because they can’t agree on custody. The two were able to keep their sh-t on lock for about a year after initially slapping at each other through the By Lainey • Aug 07, 2018 10:28 am
Music Mariticide is the new black I read a lot of fiction novels, and lately I’ve noticed a pattern: dead husbands. Men who are brought down (physically, or socially and financially) by an underestimated woman. This isn’t new, of course. Some of the biggest books of the decade have centered around a woman who By Maria • Aug 02, 2018 11:42 am
Douchebags Thomas Markle’s UN-final interview On Sunday, the UK Sun published an interview with Thomas Markle, Royal Meghan’s father, during which he said he hadn’t heard from her and Harry since after the wedding and that she looked “terrified”, implying that Harry’s family was torturing her, or something. Then he threatened to By Lainey • Jul 18, 2018 10:38 am
Royals Royal Meghan’s rogue relatives extend their moment Thomas Markle, Meghan Markle’s father, and his older daughter, Samantha, are both making headlines today. Samantha Markle is rumoured to be on the upcoming season of Celebrity Big Brother and during an interview with Wendy Williams this morning, she said she “can’t talk about anything yet” but that By Lainey • Jul 16, 2018 11:54 am
Royals TMZ + TMZ The Thomas Markle Zone has once again connected with TMZ to bring us some rogue relative f-cksh-t. Last week, just after she spent her first away day with the Queen and just before Meghan Markle was scheduled to attend her very first Royal Ascot, she and Prince Harry were blindsided By Lainey • Jun 26, 2018 10:19 am
Drama Drake: silent and searching I’m writing this at noon ET and Drake has yet to answer Pusha T’s "The Story of Adidon". All we’ve heard from Drake is what Kathleen covered the other day and his statement about that photo of him taken in blackface. Pusha released his album By Lainey • Jun 01, 2018 02:19 pm
Chinese Squawking Chicken Intro for June 1, 2018 Dear Gossips, Every year here at LaineyGossip, at the start of Chinese New Year, my ma, the Chinese Squawking Chicken, shares her Chinese zodiac advisories for each of the 12 signs. At the start of this particular year, there was a warning about the Fire. Fire is one of the By Lainey • Jun 01, 2018 09:05 am
Royals Harry & Meghan: Honeymoon and Dress Drama Let’s start with the dress drama. I posted on Friday about Emilia Wickstead and how she threw shade at Meghan Markle’s wedding dress by Clare Waight Keller for Givenchy, suggesting that it was “identical” to a dress that she designed and criticised the fit of it on Meghan By Lainey • May 28, 2018 09:48 am
Royals Thomas Markle Zone TMZ stands for Thirty Mile Zone which measures the Hollywood studio perimeter. This week, however, TMZ is the Thomas Markle Zone. Because this is Meghan Markle’s father’s preferred media outlet. As you know, Thomas Markle was supposed to be in England by now and, along with Meghan’s By Lainey • May 17, 2018 08:55 am
Royals Thomas Markle not attending royal wedding Like I said yesterday, every few hours there’s a new development. And we are getting every new development from Thomas Markle directly…via TMZ. Yesterday afternoon, Meghan Markle’s father, Thomas, told TMZ that despite the fact that he’d changed his mind earlier in the day and does By Lainey • May 16, 2018 09:13 am
Royals Thomas Markle doesn’t want to “miss history” By the time you read this, it’ll be end of business day in London. So far, Kensington Palace has not released any updated information about the wedding and it doesn’t look like they will. Meghan Markle’s father, however, has given us an update on his situation, through By Lainey • May 15, 2018 12:58 pm
Royals Holy royal pre-wedding drama I posted earlier about Meghan Markle’s father’s paparazzi drama. To recap: Thomas Markle Sr gets papped, then he gets busted for working with the paps to get papped, then his other daughter, Samantha, admits that she was the one who arranged for him to get papped. And now By Lainey • May 14, 2018 04:16 pm
Royals The Spanish Royal united front There was some royal Girl Sh-t that went down in Spain last week on Easter Sunday. Historically, across cultures and continents, mother and daughter-in-law Girl Sh-t is some of the nastiest Girl Sh-t in humanity. The awkward incident between Queens Sofia and Letizia made headlines around the world. So the By Lainey • Apr 09, 2018 11:10 am
