Douchebags How come JT isn’t being ruled out? I don’t like the NFL much these days. A two game suspension for Ray Rice – that’s it? TWO GAMES? If you don’t know what I’m talking about, google Ray Rice (after you’ve finished reading my post!) and tell me what you think of a two By Lainey • Aug 21, 2014 04:14 pm
Dumbass Ashton Kutcher copies? For some reason, we’ve been told to believe that Ashton Kutcher is some kind of tech expert. They send him new phones and he tests out apps and he played Steve Jobs and accumulated a lot of followers on Twitter and this is supposed to mean that he’s By Lainey • Aug 12, 2014 12:19 pm
Dumbass Kristen Stewart’s career goals Kristen Stewart covers the new issue of ELLE. She’s representing Chanel. Which is why this shoot is in a grocery store. You’ll recall, Karl Lagerfeld presented the Chanel F/W 2014 collection at a venue staged to look like a supermarket. Click here to revisit the runway. I By Lainey • Aug 07, 2014 03:47 pm
Dumbass Character development by Kellan Lutz Kellan Lutz was in London yesterday with the cast of The Expendables 3. You know, the movie franchise featuring the greatest thespians of our time? He was asked at a press conference about his character. Kellan took the opportunity to talk about how layered his performance is. Because he’s By Lainey • Aug 05, 2014 12:09 pm
Famewhores Lindsay Lohan: I didn’t ask for it, people are obsessed with me Lindsay Lohan is doing a play in England. And in order to convince people that she’s not a f-ck up anymore, she agreed to an interview with the BBC. Or, rather, the BBC agreed to an interview with her. It’s the same sh-t she’s been saying for By Lainey • Jul 14, 2014 11:37 am
Dumbass Gary Oldman apologises So you’ve heard about this Gary Oldman Playboy interview, right? Oldman’s defenders tried to make it sound like he was taken out of context. How could he be taken out of context when the magazine posted the transcript? Others are saying that Oldman was simply “illustrating the absurd By Lainey • Jun 25, 2014 09:52 am
Girly Throw Downs Joan Rivers vs Kristen Stewart Joan Rivers wrote a new book. Have you seen the Joan Rivers documentary Joan Rivers: A Piece Of Work? I highly recommend. It’s pop culture required viewing. Not only because she’s funny and obnoxious and kind of crazy but because it gives you some idea of the HUSTLE By Lainey • Jun 24, 2014 12:10 pm
Thinnification Porny in the backseat Oh now this is just too easy… Jessica Simpson posted this shot on Instagram the other day with the caption: Hiding from the paparazzi, so why not pose for Eric? As IF she hides from the paps. She wasn't hiding from them when she was leaving dinner the By Lainey • Jun 23, 2014 04:04 pm
Dumbass Ben Affleck’s road habits Ben Affleck is working on Batman vs Superman in Detroit. Detroit is a quick ride from Windsor, Ontario, where there’s a casino. I am familiar with this casino. I used to hit this casino in university, sometimes several times a week, blowing my rent money on blackjack. That was By Lainey • Jun 11, 2014 12:41 pm
Dumbass James Franco, gossip columnist I made a mistake. Duana and I are working in our hotel room in Banff between meetings. I just made her read James Franco’s new short story, ostensibly about Lindsay Lohan but, really, about how he’s the new Walter Winchell. What a waste of time, time we don’ By Lainey • Jun 10, 2014 12:10 pm
Dumbass Any party will do Leonardo DiCaprio was in Cannes. Just to party. And one night he showed up to party at the same place as Justin Bieber and Ebola Paris Hilton. Click here for a refresher. This is what I wrote at the time: “And there it is. That’s my problem with Leo’ By Lainey • Jun 05, 2014 11:06 am
Douchebags Comma asshole Jonah Hill, 2X Oscar nominee and friend of Marty, Leo, and Brange comma asshole too? The paps were pissing him off the other day. They got in his face. It’s annoying, of course it is. So he decided to tell one of them to suck his dick and then By Lainey • Jun 03, 2014 10:43 am
Dumbass Celebrities are idiots: Charlize Theron edition Charlize Theron has been doing press for A Million Ways To Die In The West. During an interview with Sky News, she was asked about being famous, and whether or not it’s intrusive. The journalist started reading to her headlines about her that he pulled off Google. It was By Lainey • May 30, 2014 11:36 am
Assy Style Shailene Woodley: the MET non-feminist Okay, so ostensibly we’re going to look at Shailene’s dress. Utterly ridiculous of course but, as we spend all our time here on the blog discussing, when you’re 22 is exactly when it’s time for utterly ridiculous. You want to be able to look back and By Duana • May 06, 2014 11:38 am
Assy Style I’d rather look at her than listen to him Amber Heard was photographed yesterday on the East Hampton set of When I Live My Life Over Again. Synopsis of film: Jude's life in New York City is going nowhere. Her career is a joke, her love life is in shambles, and she is having an affair with By Lainey • Apr 09, 2014 02:37 pm
Douchebags James Franco’s not a creep, just a victim of social media Click here for a refresher on the time James Franco wanted to get a hotel room to share with a 17 year old girl called Lucy on social media. She posted their exchanges online which is when the whole world found out he’s a gross pervy loser. Franco appeared By Lainey • Apr 04, 2014 11:55 am
